Anna

It wasn't like she was just alive,

it was like she was a fairyman

trying to take us to hell.

Are you saying ma'am, that there is a hell?

I'm calling

wherever she's from, hell.

Susan, I have finals tomorrow, stop.

You can have dates over just stop making so much noise.

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

Your love be with me through the night.

That's it!

Aw Anna.

Did you feel lonely?

What came on the TV?

It...

The...

It was...

Oh honey.

Thank you for calling male phone sex hotline.

This is, Kanye.

Shawn?

Hey, that's your lunch.

Well that was your lunch.

So what did you get?

Alright I think I found something.

Like what?

I think I found a haunted doll.

What?!

Alright, where is she?

Let's go, ill show you.

Okay.

So the lady I talked to today said she called

a paranormal group to come out and cleanse her house.

But it didn't work so they just took the doll,

and now it's being held here

at U.S.A Paranormal Haunted Museum.

Okay.

Alright so,

so we gotta break her out.

Either that or ask her to give her over

nicely for a few days.

Okay, plan.

Okay.

I'm gonna go watch a whole bunch

of break out of jail movies.

You do some actual work

and figure out what we're gonna do.

Yeah I've already got all that.

No way.

We have a scheduled meeting with them in 15 minutes.

What?!

- Let's go. - Let's do this!

Shawn stop being gay.

This is a spider gremlin.

A spider gremlin!

At least that's what we call it,

because it can latch on to anyone that makes eye contact

for too long and reveal their deepest,

darkest secrets and fears.

Like a gremlin!

Shawn.

I'm just saying, I've seen the movie.

No, but like a demon.

So why don't you just call it a demon, right?

'Cause he called it a gremlin.

Exactly.

Thank you, thank you.

Someone sides with me.

Right this way gentlemen.

Hey, its your mom.

And here we have my grandmother.

Ooh!

And when she died we stole her from the nursing home

and brought her here.

And...

She's made of plastic.

This is Susan.

And story has it that she can pull the soul of anyone that

comes into physical contact with her, directly into hell.

Larry, not to disagree with you

but I think the doll's name is Anna.

No this is Susan.

Susanna, my mistake.

You do see the card says Anna?

Yes I see it, shut up Shawn.

Alright I'm just being.

So Larry any uh chance that any artifact

could maybe leave this place?

You can do any investigations you want

with anything in here, but I cant let anything out.

I'm sorry, I cant risk them getting out into the public.

Even if it is in the hands of experienced Parators."

Parator?

Oh, he put Paranormal Investigator together, okay.

So there's not a single way that...

No.

Anyone could take anything from...

No.

From this place to do a little further investigation?

I wish, my hands are tied.

Under no circumstances?

Nothing at all.

No circumstances?

Nothing at all.

What about us two?

I'm sorry I wish I could help you gentlemen.

Alright, I got this.

Larry, mind showing me your gift shop

my friends here's gonna use the bathroom.

The restroom's not...

Oh oh don't worry about him,

he'll find a corner or something.

What's that?

Oh this is from an ancient rail station accident.

Rail station?

Mmm hmm.

They say that when you're in the presence of a demon,

or any creature that collects souls for that matter,

you'll smell a foul smell in the air almost like sulfur.

Like from the railroad way station?

Mmm hmm, yeah.

And you can actually feel

the creature absorbing your happiness

and feeding negativity back into ya.

This story in particular has everything.

Mirror posses, mirror visions possessions.

It was a night unlike tonight

when there was a fire in an,

when there was a fire in an orphanage

and everything was destroyed.

The table that she was sitting on was burned.

She...

I couldn't find your toilet,

but I did find a nice little cranny

where there was a whole bunch of books.

They're very absorbent."

Those are rare!

Ow.

Good evening friends.

This is your host to welcome you

through the creeping door into the other side.

For another gamble of...

Wait, wait, let me get a focus on you.

Okay.

Alright you got, alright perfect.

Action, go!

Alright, what we're setting up right now

is what we like to call Seven Days with a Haunted Doll.

It's a, it's a working title.

But before we start,

boom, for our Youtube viewers,

we're gonna take a shot.

Wooo, spicy!

I'm not good with alcohol but, that's good.

Alright, so what we're doing is we're filming

this in a haunted location, supposedly haunted.

Alright so, let me show you where she's at.

This is Anna's bedroom.

That's Anna.

As you can tell, that's her crib.

Now Jake tucks her in.

Go ahead.

Show everybody.

I'm putting the EMF detector on either sides of the crib

with the KEMF.

Laser grid.

So that way we can even get even measurements

on any other-worldly phenomenon that may be occurring.

Alright, so we're gonna have laser grids, PK meters.

Lets see, we're gonna have EMF detectors,

ouija boards, anything and everything

to measure the paranormal realm.

We're setting up the greatest investigation known to man.

So, let's begin.

Day one.

That was awesome.

Alright you wanna do the...

Yeah, yeah.

We're still rolling yeah.

Alright let's go the...