The Chosen One

Paul, its Christine.

Listen, I...

I'm sorry that I hurt you.

I never meant for this to happen.

I feel like you've been pushing me away for the last two years.

I love you Paul, but I want more into my life.

Good bye..

Ooh, shit!

Paul!

Come on, come on, come on! Get out of here, come on!

Come on, come on!

Oh God! Shit!

Damn it!

Oh my god.

Give me that! Give me that!

What the hell?

No, no, no!

Get out of here.. Now! Get out of here!

What's wrong with you?

Your old man would hated to see you like this.

Look, I.. I know this thing with Christine is killing you.

You got to get over with, she's gone, man.

You can't let one bad experience derail your whole life.

She left me for her yoga instructor.

We were partners...

We have a life plan...

She has flush it down the toilet.

It's my own fault.

Look, you know. Stop!

Stop it, stop it! Stop it!

You didn't believes, she did... Okay?

Now what you need to do...

...is you need to find someone else...

...and then you can move on.

I don't know how to do that.

Good morning, Paul.

What you did last night?

Trying to burn my house down.

I am sorry, what did you say?

Congratulations, you just got a great deal.

Paul.. can I have a word with you?

As you know, Paul.

We were the number four Nissan dealership in the country...

...and number two in the state.

And you helped get us there.

Last year you were the top Nissan salesman in California.

But you haven't made a sales in three months.

Now, I know you're having problem, Paul...

...but we all have problems.

Well, Manuel out there got his dog run over by a garbage truck.

He was here brighten early the next day...

...sold the Maxima and a SUV before noon.

Am I being motivated, Bob?

Isn't that what's happening right now?

Look, I know you are having problem in your marriage.

I don't have a problem.

She's gone.

You know..

Some other guys are talking about getting rid of you.

Saying last year was just a fluke?

Really?

All I'm saying, is shit happens.

Some days you are the windshield.

And some days you are the bug.

Then today I am the bug?

Bob, you are aware I'm well appreciated here.

Cause that is just gold.

Dude, you know what I suggest, strongly..

That you go home.

Shower, shaves, put on some clean clothes...

And work real hard on getting your head out of your arse.

Because you got it up there pretty far, Paul.

And starting to affect the people around you...

...like me and I don't need this shit!

Is that the new Nissan Armada V8?

It's a hybrid, huh?

That's right.

There's only two in the whole country.

They got one in Michigan and we got the other one.

Bill Smith Nissan, almost shit themselve...

...when we got it and they didn't.

It's a good looking car.

That baby is going to be the star of the autoshow this Friday.

Hi...

Hello ladies.. I'll be right with you.

I better talk to these girls.

They going to be working in the car show for us.

You look spectacular, this is gorgeous.

I love this outfits, very colorful.

Could you..

Why don't we, just turn around...

...and see how the sarong works?

And there's nothing sarong with them.

So, why don't we try it without this sarong.

This is gorgeous.

And if you just turn right over now for me.

It's beautiful, I like the colors, not bad.

Hey Paul, don't touch that car!

Paul!

Excuse me ladies..

Paul, Paul, don't! Don't get to that car!

Get out of that car! Open the door.

God damn it Paul! Opened this door!

I'm telling you, I'm had it.

I've had enough it here with this shit.

Get out of this car!

Do I have to spell it out for you?

God damn it!

Will you get out of this car?

I am warning you! I am warning you!

- Turn off those windshield wipers! - There it is, right down here sir.

- Don't play with the radio! - It's 6.9 percent.

That's it, you are fired! You are fired!

Don't turn on the windshield wiper!

What the devils is wrong with you?

Thats it! I'm telling you right now...

...I've started to pissed you off.

You'll never sell the Nissan in this town again!

Do you understand that?

Lord.. Have you lost your mind? Can you turn around?

Holy fuck!

Son of a bitch!

Hi..

We come from the Sierra Nevada of Santa Marta.

We are most honored to meet you.

Are you guys with some kind of charity or something?

These men are our holy Arawak's Shaman.

We've travelled many miles...

...and crossed many rivers to meet you.

Look I..

I'm kind of, in the middle of something right now.

Here.. Uuh...

Just stop here, just take it.

Take it all..

Now...

Good luck with all that.

Hello.

Paul, thank God you are there. I just think I should call you.

Paul, I heard from your brother Neal, he's coming to see us all.

Mum, I'm kind in the middle of something right now.

Well, we wanted to see you Paul!

Can I call you back, Mum?

But Paul, you never returned my call.

I'll call you back.

Paul..

Come along here, I want you to see something for yourself.

I want this homeless people out of our neighbourhood.

That's him, Zadzig..

Thats the man I phoned you about.

First he knock over my mailbox, and then he has tramp.

See, is camping his front yard.

I'll take it from here, Mr. Danis.

I want them out of here!

How am I going to sell my house?

What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Do you knock over this man's mailbox?

I honestly don't remember.

Liar!

I saw the whole thing, look at his car!

Is this your car, sir?

It's from the dealership that I worked at it...

Used to worked at it...

You always drive your car over your...

...neighbour's mailbox on your way home?

Not always, no.

You know these people?

Yeah..

They are friends of mine.

That's Jim, Jones and Curly. Yeah..

We gonna go inside now.

Thank you, I'll take care of that.

Come on in the house for a drink, Jim!

Bring your friends.

I like your hat.

You are not going to do anything?

We are on private property, there's nothing we can do.

Come on in guys.

Don't worry about my neighbour, he is a real jerk.

Can I get you anything?

Some beer, water, juice?

I hardly knows whether if I have any of those.

Water would be fine. Thank you.

Yeah? Okay.

Where did you guys said, you were from again?

From the Sierra Nevada of Santa Marta.

Where is that, exactly?

In the rain forest mountain of Colombia.

Colombia?

Like a.. South America's Colombia?

Well uuh...

What brings you all over here?

These are holy men from the Arawak tribe.

A.. Ahuawua?

Arawak!

He is their spiritual leader.

The Mama.

He is the Mama?

We've been guided to your door by the spirit of their ancestors.

My door?

2254, Roselyn Road?