Sanjay

L..am Sanjay.

Mine is the story of an ordinary Indian.

A tale of the weaknesses and strengths of an ordinary citizen.

I am not an angel.

"I'm human. Like you, you and probably you too."

I too am a filthy part of the corruption rampant in society.

I am selfish.

And my loyalty is restricted to my family.

I consider bribe a necessity.

Therefore I do not hesitate to offer it.

And I have no fear while accepting bribe.

These are my weak points.

But let none forget that patriotism...

...is fast asleep warmly covered in this cold.

Someday it will rise as a volcano

It will erupt because when the nation is at stake...

I will write this with my own blood...

My country India is the best!

We are its' citizens This is our haven!

"Gentlemen, like every meeting the chair of the Chief is unoccupied"

whoever he is and wherever he is he can hear and observe us.

Now I present this year's report.

50 communal riots.

About a million illegal sale of weapons from Kashmir to Bombay

Thirty bomb blasts.

We're very happy. This gathering is proud of your achievements.

We must celebrate every catastrophe of India!

Not yet. We haven't yet succeeded with our aim.

India must break up. It must be fragmented.

True. Our end is far away.

"After the breakup of the Soviet Union, India has become crucial."

India's progress leads to peace and prosperity for Asia and Africa.

I and my foreign friends can never accept that.

"Only during war can our foreign pals sell missiles, rockets, bombs."

"That is why, this city that is the heart of lndia..."

We have torn it asunder.

But it's very sad that the heart beat of Bombay is normal once again.

This has increased the danger to us.

We're being exposed by the day.

But who is responsible for it?

We alone are.

"Those that blow tunnels in hills, light the explosion from a distance."

They do not stand near the explosives.

So we've decided to shift our head quarters to a safe city.

"- Let's go to Madras. - No, it's too big a city to control"

It's a land locked city.

The Chief has decided that the Nilgiri Hills will be our new HQ

And we will keep this new city secure from every dark deed.

We'll only take the seed of India's destruction...

And plant it all over the country.

This boy is from my college!

He's not breathing.

He might be saved if I give him mouth to mouth respiration.

What are you doing?

What will people say? In front of the elder brother?

- So you're alive! - We were better off dead.

- You were acting? - No. We weren't.

We were practising yoga how to hold your breath.

Stop breathing...

- We do it daily. - Your pouty lips ruined my yoga.

Ungrateful wretch!

Just a minute. I don't take obligations from anyone.

So I'll return your breath and clear the obligation.

You're probably not aware I'm the daughter of the SP.

Now I know but you don't know who I am.

Who are you?

Everything if you wish it and nothing if you don't.

Good day Ramzan.

Here are you dozen eggs.

"- Merely 12? - Yes, a dozen means 12."

-1s. -12.

- 13! - 12!

"No, it's 12 hen's eggs."

- What are you doing? - Master!

What's the matter?

He says a dozen has only 12 eggs.

- Yes. - A dozen eggs is only 12?

- Yes. - ls a pumpkin large or an egg?

- The pumpkin is larger. - 12 pumpkins to a dozen.

And 12 eggs make a dozen?

Everything is measured according to size.

13 eggs to a dozen. Give us another.

- But... - No buts. I'm a retired constable.

I'll lock you up for stealing eggs from the hen!

Rascal! Stealing eggs from a hen!

Take another. Come on.

Good day Rahim!

Eggs:

My eggs are 14 in a dozen. Okay?

- Don't forget it. - Good gracious!

The father wants 13 to a dozen and the son demands 14!

"Like father, like son!"

- Now he's here... - I get it..

Take it sir.

Two bucks for 2 extra eggs.

Thanks.

"Where is he? Ramzan, where's Raju?"

- Must be playing outside. - I made him some pudding.

Keep an eye on the pudding.

My baby will have some pudding..

- Who ate this? - Grandpa must have eaten it!

- He ate my chocolate too. - The cat ate your pudding.

Blaming me for it!

- What's this? - The cream from the tea.

Rice in the tea?

The tom cat ate this.

I fear grandpa might gobble me up someday.

- Go on... - Shell out the dough.

- For what? - The pudding.

- Using my trick on me! - You'll have to pay up.

You must pay him!

- Pay u g - Let 9g!

Must hurt. Massage it for you?

- What the..let go. - Reminds me of old times.

- You...? - I was leaving for work.

- So go. - I did.

- I reached the police station. - So you did.

I came back because I forgot one thing.

- What? - A kiss.

"Life is worth living only if somebody loves you"

"Life is worth living only if somebody loves you"

"The heart sings with joy and happiness colours life"

"The heart sings with joy and happiness colours life"

"The heart sings with joy and happiness colours life"

The place where lovers live..

...Is called heaven

"Streams of love flow in the hearts of lovers"

Dreams flourish with love

Dreams flourish with love

Once I found you..

I learnt to live life fully

"The heart sings to the melody of its' beats"

"I'd asked God to give you to me, my love"

"I'd asked God to give you to me, my love"

Childhood dances here

Our home dances

"You, me, grandpa and grandma"

"Brother and his wife make up our sweet home"

May this bond never break

May this bond never break

Master...give me a radish

Why? Only humans eat radish.

- So what am I? - How would I know?

But I stole it from the fields.

Cucumber and radish

I am a retired constable.

How can I steal carrots and radish?

The world knows you do this dirty work for me. Rascal!

You taught me every wrong deed and I do it for you without pay!

Now you're no longer my master.

I'm leaving. Pay me my dues.

Those were the days when I left home in my uniform.

Hindu women would greet me.

The Muslims would greet me.

"The Christian girls would say Good morning, constable."

Eat for free and get paid.

"Go to a hotel, eat well show the stick and get out."

"Cigarettes, everything for free!"

Wouldn't you like to be a constable?

"Sure, I will become a constable."

Stop it right here.

Can't you see? Only see the greenery not the signal?

"Forgive me, I'm in a hurry."

Quickly show me the license.

I don't have it but...

Hurry...move on.

I broke a signal so you took Rs. 20

Now you pay me Rs. 50 for the crime you did.

- Ask me why.. - Why?

Because my brother is a cop.

Not like you but with 3 stripes.

Very honest. He's already suspended four like you.

50 bucks. Hurry up.

Hurry!

Get lost.

Sanjay won the first prize! Hip hip hurray!

People think climbing a small hill is like conquering the Himalayas!

What did you say?

What would girls know of mountain climbing?

They only know how to dress up and cook.

Rats can also climb hills.

How does your climbing the mountain help the world?

"I don't deny the importance of cooking. Guys, it's so easy!"

It's cooked in every home.

Then win the first prize in cooking

- Care to wager a bet? - Sure.

Shut up!

Why...?

Why is there such a racket?

Shut up!

Poor guy. He's sweating so much

One man amidst many women.

Poor chap. Hope you're not hurt.

Did you burn your fingers?

"Honey, did you get burnt?"

You are so beautiful. Shut up!

"Grandpa, my stomach is growling."

I'm famished. When will uncle get our food?

Your uncle is reading books and cooking.

The meal will be ready as he keeps reading.