Project Eerie

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What are you doing?

Taking a selfie?

I'm seeing if anyone gets on.

- On what. - On live.

What?

Don't do that.

Why?

I told Macy I couldn't come over tonight.

She probably, she's probably gonna see me on this.

Macy, here he is out here with me.

Get the, get the camera out of my face.

Oh crap,

we actually got a couple people watching us right now.

Jesse, tell 'em what we're up to tonight.

It's Halloween 2020, there's nothing to do.

Yo, you almost hit that lady's dog.

No I didn't.

Here.

That's why he's barking at you.

Look how lit up it is.

You think?

There's definitely pumpkins at that house.

You see any?

Wait, wait, keep going, keep going.

Wait, wait, I see one, I see one.

Pull out front really quick.

I'm gonna grab one.

For real?

Stop right here, stop right here.

No you won't, no you won't.

Do it. (Laughs)

We got two.

Come on, hurry up.

Hey!

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Come back here!

Go, go, go, drive.

- (Tires screeching) - (Brothers laughing)

Ninth inning, bases are loaded.

You ready? Come on.

Oh!

Let's go!

Woo!

What are doing?

Don't, don get it on me.

Come on.

Come on, watch out, watch out.

I can do this.

That's two strikes.

One more strike, come on.

Strike three!

Jesse, you really just got struck out by a pumpkin.

Funny, when I hold my laugh.

It's like, bro, just let it out.

You're trying to hold back too much.

I got an idea. What?

Let's go sneak one to abandoned government building

- on Fort Lane. - And do what?

They did all those weird experiments

and shit out there.

I don't know.

Like, let's go do some spooky shit.

But don't cars and shit patrol that?

Only one way to find out.

What's that van?

It's always there.

It's not security, is it?

I'm gonna just pull right-

So we're really just climbing this fence?

I guess.

Hurry up, just jump.

What are you scared of?

What the fuck is that?

Who knows?

Probably the electric grid or something.

There's a camera.

That probably don't work.

We already came this far.

I don't even see any doors.

Here's a door.

Is it?

See if it's unlocked.

Why am I going first?

You wanted to come here.

Yeah, but you got the light.

Bro, are we really going down?

They just left all this here.

It's creepy as shit in here, yo.

This your idea, jack ass.

I didn't hear anything.

I thought I heard something.

- (Wall banging) - (Jacob yelping)

Come look at this.

All these weird ass papers and shit.

What is that?

Like a bunch of government documents.

Project Array?

It's Project Eerie, you dumb ass.

Ugh, what is this?

Top secret?

Oh shit.

Look at that.

Project Eerie.

2015?

That's the year this place closed down, I think.

What?

"Activity was extraterrestrial in nature.

Project Eerie investigation."

What is this Project Eerie shit?

Bro, these are like legit secrets.

Anything else in here?

What is this?

- (Alarm beeping) - (Jacob gasping)

Was that security?

Oh fuck.

We gotta get the fuck outta here.

Oh shit, go, go, go.

Hey! Go, go!

Stop, come back!

Fuck.

Oh shit!

Stop!

Yo, he followed us.

Yo.

He didn't follow us, did he?

I didn't even see.

Make a left up here.

Take the back way just to be safe.

Oh, did we almost get arrested?

I think so.

Shit, look at this.

Yo, is that a BluRay?

Did you take that from there?

I don't know.

I must've panicked and just threw it in my hoodie.

Should we really be washing this?

Hell yeah.

Throw me that disc.

This could have

like classified information on it.

Fucking government secrets.

Is the live still on?

Uh, yeah.

- Why? - I'm a stream it live.

What?

You don't even know what this is.

We're about to find out what it is.

I don't think it's on.

Maybe it is.

Get your crazy ass back here and get your clothes on.

Come here!

Blair, Blair.

Blair, where are we going?

Camping in the camper.

Blair, show mama your camping dance on the camera.

Show her.

Oh, get it, get it.

Babe, I know you were super upset

that you couldn't come with us this weekend,

so I decided to break out this camera

you got me for Father's Day, like, two years ago

and finally put it to good use.

I'm gonna film as much

of our daddy daughter camping trip as possible

so you can still be a part of it

without actually being here.

This is husband of the year type stuff.

Love you.

Blair, not too fast.

Wait for dada.

Babe, now you know that I love you and Blair

more than anything in this world, in this universe,

but since we bought this, it is a close, close second.

You guys are still my top,

but the margin's definitely slimming.

Yeah, it's time to go.

- We are heading out. - Cheese!

The voyage begins now.

Blair, you ready, you excited?

Huh?

- Yeah! - Yeah!

What you eating back there?

Cheesy curls.

Cheesy curls?

Cutie.

I see all the trees in the world.

Look at that, look at that river.

Can I go swimming in the river?

Here we are, Blair.

We're at the campground already?

Going into the campground.

I want to see the beach, though.

I love the beach and the park.

They open?

Doesn't look like anybody's at the booth.

Are them closed?

Huh?

I guess we're just going in.

We are parked.