The Thundermans

*

Shhhh!

- Quiet. The whole world's gonna know I missed curfew.

It's gonna be your fault. - I missed curfew, too.

I was out trying to find a club that would let my band play.

- Oh, well, I missed curfew-- - Don't care!

Ow.

Go check if the coast is clear.

- Mom is right on the other side of that door

with her "waiting up" blanket.

We're in so much trouble.

Why are a couple of supes sneakin' around anyway?

We should just man up, go in there,

and tell Mom what we think of her "curfew."

- You're right. We should handle this like mature adults.

Okay, Mom, I know we're late, but--

Well...

- Phoebe, you're over an hour late.

Do you know how worried your father and I were?

Oh, television...

I don't have a care in the world when you're on.

- Do you know how worried I was?

We shall not.

Mom, here's the thing--

I'm not a little kid anymore.

Heck, I'm the protector of Hiddenville.

If something went wrong, I would call myself.

- I know you think you can take care of yourself,

but I am still responsible for you.

Do you understand? - Not even a little bit.

So, I guess we'll agree to disagree.

- How about we agree to ground you for a week?

- Well, that escalated quickly.

Seriously

- Yeah. Why don't you call yourself and get outta that?

Come on, Mom!

- Would you guys please keep it down?

I'm trying to sleep.

Sorry, sweetie.

Phoebe, you're double-grounded for waking your brother up.

!

*

* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life *

There's nothing on.

Oh, Dad, do you need anything from the store?

I can go get it.

- Shhhh! I can't be seen talking to you.

You're gonna get me grounded. - Dad!

- Sorry, honey, but the only way you're gettin' outta here

is on a superhero mission.

Just, uh, watch some TV.

TV's boring.

Now you're bad

You deserve being grounded.

All I need's a mission, huh?

Thunder Monitor, emergency call to President Kickbutt.

Calling Super President Kickbutt.

- Phoebe, this had better be important.

I'm having quiet time at home.

- Simone, turn that song off, please!

- Uh, I was wondering if you had a mission for me?

- Phoebe, this is my one day off a month.

I just want some peace and--

Simone!

- Oh, look, a mission just came across the wire.

The Hero League wants you to

take Simone off my hands for the evening.

Oh, uh, that sounds--

- Good. I'm sending her to you right now.

Oh, hey, Phoebe!

Mom, you can't keep doing that!

You're Phoebe's mission now.

Super President Kickbutt... out...

- I hope your parents are cooler than mine.

- They are not--which is why we are leaving.

- Oh, hey, Simone. What are you doing here?

She's my "mission."

Super President Kickbutt wanted me to take her out.

It sounded very serious-- there were beeps.

Okay, well, you can go on your little mission,

but if you don't make curfew tonight,

you're gonna be triple-grounded.

Those are Max numbers.

Enjoy your mission.

You're on "Mom Time" now.

Totally useless.

Now wait here, I'm gonna go put on

this really cute outfit she bought me yesterday.

Hi, Max.

- Well, well, well, if it isn't Simone Kickbutt--

-er Cumberbatch.

Guys, this is Simone, a completely normal teenager

whose parents are totally unimportant.

- Any relation to Mike Kickbutter

No, no relation.

So, what are you doing here?

- She must have heard about our first club gig--

which we booked just in time.

We had a pact that if we didn't

play a club by tonight, we'd break up.

- Speaking of breaking up, Max,

is your mom still with that dude?

Not cool, Gideon.

Wolfgang?

- Sure, I'd love to see you guys play.

I've been to Germany.

- Okay, uh, well, I just texted you the address.

- And I am definitely not texting Barb the address.

- You really seem to be enjoying that cocoa.

- Oh, I finished it five minutes ago.

I'm just trying to wait them out.

Okay, you win. What's with the costumes?

- It's not about the costumes.

We're here on business.

- Yeah, it's o-fish-ial business.

- What this clown fish is trying to say

is we want a pet.

- Oh. - Oh, ho, here we go.

You guys have tried this song and dance before.

- Not this one. Hit it, Billy.

* Buy us a pet

* Be the best guys ever

* Buy us a pet

* It's meow or never

* What we're trying to say

* In our adorable way is

* Buy us a pet right now

Nothing?

- I'm sorry, but you guys are just not ready for a pet...

or Broadway.

- That's right. It's a huge responsibility.

- We were afraid you would say that,

and we would like to counter with this...

- Oh, ho, ho, ho. - Oh...

Must...fight...cuteness.

- All right, listen, why don't you guys

take care of Dr. Colosso for the weekend?

If he says you're responsible pet owners,

then...we'll...get ya a pet.

- NORA, BILLY, CHLOE: Yay!

- Sorry, Barb, but you knew adorable children

were a risk when you married me.

- Simone, I'm telling you, Splatburger is not a club.

It's barely a restaurant.

That is now a club.

I can't believe Mrs. Wong

would turn her restaurant into a nightclub.

She didn't...

I did!

Welcome to Club Splatz.

- Well, since I couldn't find a club

that would let our band play, I opened my own,

and when we rock out tonight,

our band won't have to split up.

- So, you just broke into Splatburger?

How dare you!

I stole the key. - Hm...

You guys have fun now.

All right, we should go.

Your mom would not like you partying at an illegal club.

- Yeah, because she worries too much--

just like your mom.

- Tell me about it. I'm triple

I am a superhero, dang it.

Great! Then we're staying.

Simone, out!

Wait!

I can't miss curfew, so meet me at the door at 10:00.

Got it. Now I'm out.

- Okay, just please don't hit me with your--

hair.

"And then the wicked witch

"put the pretty princess to sleep forever and ever...

The End."?

- Ha! I love evil fairytales.

- Enjoy your healthy vegetables, Colosso.

Well, isn't that lovely.

Huh!

I don't want that garbage!

I want deep-dish pizza from Chicago.

Bunny food only.

We have to show mom and dad we're responsible pet owners.

Fine.

Hank! Barb!

The kids are starving me!