Fantasia (Gwai ma kwong seung kuk) (鬼馬狂想曲)

Scoundrel!

What's the rush? Are you going to be reincarnated?

You'll meet your end sooner or later, punk!

It's hilarious.

Are we here today to catch thieves or watch TV?

-To catch thieves. -"Thieves"? Really?

Why are you hogging the TV then?

An income of 100 dollars a month, including two meals.

Are you hoping for a midnight snack too?

Okay. Here, take this.

Hey.

If a fairy were to jump out of the lamp now

and grant you a wish,

what would you ask for?

I'm so hungry and I need to urinate.

It would be great if I had a bowl of barbecued pork rice.

I'm hungry too.

I'm going to urinate.

Urinate again?

One more time and I'll deduct your salary.

TAKEOUT 5-239790

I want to order takeout.

Two bowls of barbecued pork rice.

It's the Daikaho Antique Store.

Don't come in through the front door.

I'll open the back door for you.

No way! We'll be letting the thieves in.

Gosh, the thieves really came in.

Ouch!

Ouch!

What a waste to become thieves at such a young age.

-Yes, a real waste. -Yes, a real waste.

How did these two thugs come in?

I ordered takeout.

What?

"Takeout"?

You two better not die before the age of 70.

Why?

Because I wouldn't have deducted enough money from you!

I wish that my cousin will marry me.

I would like to marry my cousin.

I wish--

I'd like to beat Bruce Lee...

Give me that.

I want to be rich...

Learning from all those rotten movies and rubbing this rotten lamp!

So smelly! Get rid of it!

Hello?

Aunt!

Are you mad?

My cousin who's studying aerospace engineering in MIT

has gone mad because of overstudying.

She's now going around

our friends and relatives, biting their noses off!

You're talking about your cousin, Lam Ah Chan?

What's the point in telling me! I'm not a doctor!

I want to go to America.

Do you have the money? Are you swimming there?

Don't hope I'll lend you any.

You think this is enough for a plane ticket?

Not a plane. A boat, maybe.

How did you save so much with so little pay?

Where did you get the money?

I've been saving for my marriage since I was young!

-Give it here! -Help!

-Hey! -Listen here, rascal...

Hey!

Don't worry, Ah Chan. I'm coming.

Sorry, director.

Do you know there are 1,969 people queueing up to get your job?

Yes, I do.

Congratulations!

I'm Harmy Bobo, ID 7654321 from the School of Witchcraft...

Gosh!

You can call me Bobo.

I'll appear as long as someone rubs the lamp.

I may not be fully qualified yet, but I can still fulfill your three wishes.

Listen carefully!

In principle, I'm able to fulfill your wishes

whether they are big or small.

But let me remind you.

Making too big of a wish is unrealistic.

On the other hand, too small of a wish would be a real waste.

Let me give you some tips.

People usually ask for fame, fortune, beauty

and things like that.

Is it clear for you two?

Who rubbed the magic lamp just now?

Make your wish here.

Do you know how to make a rocket?

Sure! Where do you want to have it?

There isn't much room for it here.

-Lam Ah Chan. -Lam Ah Chan.

Who's Lam Ah Chan?

Your cousin is looking for you! Go get him!

-There's still time! -You can catch the boat if you hurry!

Hurry!

Wait!

My cousin is here!

This litterbug is your cousin?

My cousin was quite handsome, but he got hexed...

But it's none of your business, so I won't talk about it.

Excuse me, my phone is vibrating.

Hello? Yes. I'm here.

Do you think that salted fish is top-grade?

Working on it now. Okay!

Who rubbed that lamp just now?

Make your wish to this one here.

Just make any wish so she'll go.

I can't just make any wish.

What a chore!

Wait! Let me switch on the recorder first.

Click.

Miss, just go look for your cousin, okay?

He likes playing with wireless.

But my cousin...

My cousin in here...

Hey, you guys really don't want the wishes?

We don't want the wishes!

Hey, you shouldn't waste them!

Don't be shocked, but I'm going to get back in through the wall.

Let me know if she really passes through the wall.

I'm glad I went to a vocational school.

Is that how university graduates are?

Hello, School of Witchcraft?

I'm Harmy Bobo, ID 7654321.

I've got a big problem right now.

Freeze! This is a robbery!

We've got a guest!

-Move it! Hurry up! -What are you looking at?

Strip!

Come on.

Cut me some slack. I'm a bad guy too.

Get me a pair of chopsticks.

Hey, how bad are you?

There are six chickens here. Five of them are stolen.

You stole them?

I hate thieves.

If you have the guts, rob with a gun!

-Okay, I'll strip. -Move it!

Boss, I couldn't find any chopsticks. Would these straws do?

Idiot!

Did you wash your hair?

I washed it last month.

Lower your head!

Hello?

Hello, Bobo?

Hello? Hello, Bobo?

Hello?

Hello? Is that Harmy Bobo?

Hello?

Hello? Is that Harmy Bobo?

Yes! Speaking!

I've checked it for you.

There's nothing wrong with your magic powers.

But it doesn't make sense. There's no effect at all.

She says there's no effect.

She's fooling around! Cut her off!

Leave this aside first. I've got a bigger problem.

The person whose wishes I want to grant doesn't want any.

She says the person whose wishes she wants to grant doesn't want any.

Just cut her off. Who wouldn't want wishes?

Anyway, may I ask how I can get back to the school?

You have no choice. You can't return to the school

unless you grant those wishes.

What am I going to do now?

Gosh.

A gang robbery.

There's a gang robbery.

Forget about her. Hang up.

Hello?

Robbery.

Excuse me.

Since you're here, you should at least leave some things behind.

Take off her socks too!

Hey!

Boss, the mushroom head doesn't have anything of worth.

Hey.

Ms. Mushroom Head, where would you like to be stabbed?

I'll shoot you if you keep being conceited!

Left or right?

What do you mean?

Left foot or right foot?

-Turn into lotus seed... -Left or right?

-Turn into lotus seed... -Left or right?

-Turn into lotus seed... -I'll choose for you!

"Turn into lotus seed"?

Mix up all their clothes! Move out!

Where's my pair of chopsticks?

Excuse me, have you seen my pair of chopsticks?

-No. -Have you seen my chopsticks?

No. Look for them yourself.

Boss.

My roasted goose noodles?

I forgot to bring it along.

-I'm busy looking for the governor's dog. -Hey.

Hey!

What...

What happened to your foot?

I got shot.