Jane the Virgin

We're back!

And fate had brought Jane back to her very first love, Adam.

And she leapt right into a relationship with him.

I know! Ouch.

But still, it's nice to see her happy, isn't it?

Less happy, our Rafael.

See, he'd lost all his money.

And his sister Luisa kicked him out of the Marbella.

So he was scheming with Petra to buy Luisa out.

Oh, and did I mention, Petra recently dumped him.

I'm sorry, Rafael. Just go.

Yeah, so like I said,

Raf was in a bad place.

But at least he found an investor to work with.

Only problem: he had to work her.

And speaking of dark times, remember Petra's mother Magda?

You know, the one who was locked up in jail for murder.

Well... Granny's back.

That's right.

And she teamed up with Luisa,

who was also trying to sell the damn hotel,

because she needed the money

to spring her crime lord girlfriend from jail.

I know!

Straight out of a telenovela, right?

Well, imagine this.

Jane's father recently married her mother,

even though he was expecting a baby with his ex, Darci,

who he had a complicated relationship with.

But at least he was still a big star.

Although right now, he's playing someone very tiny.

Oh, and he recently got a familiar new costar.

That's right, Esteban's back, too.

And he'd hit it off with Darci.

And things are due to drop, so let's dive in.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was seven years old,

she met one of her mom's boyfriends

for the first time.

Unfortunately...

Jane, are you okay?

Jane didn't know it was her mother's boyfriend.

Needless to say, Jane wanted it to go perfectly

when Mateo and Adam met for the first time.

And after grilled cheese sandwiches,

you'll give him a big bag of gummy worms,

and I'm gonna be like, "No more candy, young man."

And then you're gonna be like, "Come on."

And then I'm gonna be like, "Okay."

And then we'll go to a baseball game.

- Got it. - When is this happening?

In eight weeks.

Eight weeks? Wow, that's like

two years in Jane/Adam time.

Your relationship is in, like, a...

time warp.

Dude, yes, yes!

They time warped

right over Adam's panic zone.

Don't you two have to get dressed

if you're gonna make that movie?

Sorry about that.

No, it's okay.

I mean, I understand if you're in panic zone.

We are moving pretty fast.

I'm not in the panic zone.

I am in "I want to spend every second with you" zone.

This goes on for a while.

Let's time warp through it.

Peace out, bro.

Bye. I should get home, too, get back to Mateo.

Hey, do you want to come over tomorrow after he goes to school?

Yeah, roger that. I will engage the Mateo Protocol.

Copy, copy, 10-4, copy.

Ah, yes, the Mateo Protocol.

That is the...

Actually, let's just time warp to tomorrow morning to see it.

This trick is useful, isn't it?

- Bye, Mommy. - Bye.

Okay, I think we can shorten the knock sequence.

No way. The complexity is

what makes it so badass.

*Jane The Virgin* Season 04 Episode 01

Episode Title: "Chapter Sixty-Seven"

Ooh.

I think our agent has been compromised.

My publisher sent over the art for my book cover.

No way.

What?

If you saw this on the shelf,

what would you think this book is about?

Hmm.

Is it, uh, a period piece about a woman who can't wait

to give her boyfriend the business?

Exactly. And no, it's not.

I just don't understand.

Where's the romance? There's no magic.

It's all about sex.

And my book is about so much more than that, you know?

Actually, I don't.

It's kind of hard to judge the book by the cover

if I haven't read it.

That's my way of asking you if I can read it. Mm.

Or, are we not at that point in our timeline?

Usually, that's like a five month thing,

but since you already taught me roofball...

I'm going to say okay.

And I'll just casually wait really anxiously

until you read it, so be timely, please.

- Right on. - Mmm.

- I'm so stoked. - Mmm.

And I will just give my publisher notes on the cover.

Less sex.

That's for them, not for us, right?

Oh.

This is not pillow talky.

This is work talky.

I just want to know the details.

So, you and your partner are doing an inspection

of the Marbella tomorrow?

Well, I got to look under the hood

and make sure everything I'm buying is good and fresh.

Oh, hello, Raf the boy toy.

You know, I could talk to your investor as well,

if it would make them feel more comfortable.

Don't you worry about it.

We're all on the same page.

I wish someone would explain it to me.

We're gonna buy the Marbella, hire you as CEO to run it,

and set up a payment plan for you to buy it back over time

plus interest, plus ten percent for me for the front.

That makes sense.

And...

And...

your sister will never know about us.

Mmm.

Looks like Jane's not the only secret agent.

Don't worry.

- Everything okay? - Just a kid thing.

What are you wearing?

Babicka gave us presents when we saw her in the kids' club.

Why are you so mean to Babicka?

Girls.

Your grandmother and I have a complicated relationship

'cause she's done some not-very-nice things.

Magda!

Our teachers at school say we should always forgive.

Well, they haven't met your Babicka.

Kidding. I'm kidding.

No, you girls are right.

I'll just have a chat with Granny tomorrow,

and we'll just work all of our issues out.

You stay away from my kids, do you hear me?!

You want me gone?

Then sign the deal from Luisa.

Never.

I built this hotel. I'm not selling it.

Then Babicka will be talking to darling girls in hallway,

in lounge,

maybe even teach them how to pickpocket.

Okay, how about this.

Whatever Luisa's paying,

I'll pay you more to leave town.

She's paying us a million dollars.

Actually, it's a million Czech korunas, Mother.

Korunas?!

That's only $46,000.

Wow, wow, wow!

Looks like you bet on the wrong horse.

Ride me, Darci!

Ride me!

- This is too much. - Yes!

I can't tolerate having to hear

Esteban have sex with my unborn child.

He's having sex with your unborn child's mother.

Who goes after a pregnant woman

and starts dating her within a week?

Is it some kind of fetish or something?

Yes, Momma!

They are both just doing this to get to me.

Oh, yes!

Yes! I'm telling you,

she's faking it.

I mean, I should know.

Okay, enough.

You need to chill. This isn't about you.

They have some kind of chemical attraction

that I'm sure is going to flame out eventually.

New script pages.

Gracias, Rudy.

Who okayed this disgusting rewrite?!

I did.

On Five-O the writers were always taking my ideas.

Well, this is not Hawaii Five-O.

This is a telenovela,

and your character cannot have sex with the lady scientist

when I'm still shrunken and living inside her.

Why not?

Because you can't just

introduce a new love interest

three-fifths of the way through the series