Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

"Congratulations! Employment!!"

U-Um...

NEETS!

Do you understand what's going on? Your mother and I are very angry with you.

Yes, we're getting annoyed.

Yes, we're getting annoyed.

Osomatsu!

Tell us why we're so angry.

Huh? Uh, well...

Did we do anything to make you mad?

Um... Oh! Because we're virgins?

Dear?

Yup.

Your nipples are gone, Osomatsu.

I'm beginning to like this, dear.

I am, too, dear.

Ichimatsu.

What about you?

Have you done anything to upset us?

Well? Can you think of anything?

Oh, I got it.

The tuna cans.

The cans of tuna stocked under the sink.

You must be mad because I gave one of them to a stray cat without asking.

Sorry.

Dear?

Yup.

No, that's not it at all.

Definitely not it. Next, Jyushimatsu.

What about you?

B-Because we aren't working.

Oyo?

Oyoyo?

Because even though we're adults well over twenty, we're still unemployed.

Sorry! So sorry!

So sorry about that!

So long as you understand, Jyushimatsu.

Thank goodness. I'm relieved.

Thank goodness.

You saved us.

Nice, Jyushimatsu-niisan.

And?

Huh?

And when are you going to start working?

Oh... Uh...

In about five years, I think.

Dear?

Yup.

No!

So close.

Karamatsu.

What about you? When are you going to start working?

I'm going to start today, of course.

Oyo?

Oyoyo?

But of course.

We've lived so long in obscurity...

But it appears the time has come to show the world what we're truly made of!

Job hunting? Very well, I accept!

I won't run away! Nay, I will not run away!

Behold my awakened form and watch over me, Mommy and Dadd—

I respect your resolve, but the way you talk pisses me off.

What about you, Todomatsu?

What kind of job are you going to be starting today?

Todomatsu.

Totty.

Hell if I know, you morons.

I don't know!

I don't want to experience anything bothersome ever in my whole life.

Bye.

He did it himself?!

How beautiful!

Well, see you, Choromatsu.

We're leaving the rest up to you.

We're counting on you, Choromatsu.

The hell? What the hell was all that about?

Is the fact that we aren't looking for jobs that bad?

Our parents are so selfish! They could afford to take care of us a little longer!

Give us back our nipples!

What's the matter, Choromatsu?

Why was I the only one spared?

Ah, the violence known as "expectation." Must be rough.

This is all your fault!

Huh?

It's because you, the eldest, can't get his shit together

that it's all come down to me!

Oh, no. I've successfully kept running away from all that stuff this whole time.

Things are finally starting to pan out.

Our parents are starting to give up on me.

Huh?!

That's some way to look at it...

Let me tell you that anyone can become a failure...

but it takes hard work to become a piece of shit.

The hell are you talking about?!

Ow! I'm against violence!

Ow! Why me?!

Why you?!

Seriously, we just need to start working.

At this rate, we're really going to get kicked out.

Let's die.

Then why don't we try streaming?

Streaming?

Yup. We'll all take videos of something and upload them to the internet.

Totty Channel

If we can get enough views, it'll turn into money.

Huh...

Wait, you've never heard of it? I'm shocked.

Uh, I'm more amazed that you have your own channel.

Streaming, huh... That might not be a bad idea.

That sounds like something we can do.

Easy peasy!

Let's give it a shot.

No, let's die.

Okay. You can start at any time.

It's already going?

Yup. We're currently streaming worldwide.

Hey, I'm Osomatsu!

Let's have some oden with a ton of mustard!

Wait, seriously?!

Let's dig... in!

I'm Jyushimatsu! I'm gonna do something funny.

I'm Odenman!

So you've shown yourself, Odenman! Take this!

Nipple Beam!

Aiyee! Stop!

Save me, Completely Naked Man!

Huh?

You called?

Hey, no fair! I'm gonna be Completely Naked Man too, then!

No fair! Completely Naked Man!

Yeah! Completely Naked Man!

You somehow always end up with your clothes off...

Hey, everyone! I'm Totty!

I'm currently looking for a girlfriend!

Hey! Why are you trying to be all popular?!

I have no idea who these people are.

Hey!

Hey, do something, Choromatsu.

What? You're gonna eat oden through your ass?

Seriously?!

Like I could! Wait, stop, hey!

It's not possible! Hey!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Man... We finally got a job.

Yeah, we totally did.

So starting today, our job will be streaming. Not bad.

We finally found a steady job!

We're gonna make money!

We'll show them...

So cold.

Hey, guys. Hey!

I'm thirsty...

Totty.

How many views did we get?

100K? A million?

Let's see...

Oh. Looks like we got reported.

Video not found

Our video's been deleted.

Huh?

What the hell? We're already out of a job?

And after we finally found a job, too...

Well, you know. Working is hard and stuff.

It's not something you can do so easily after all.

Guess we have no choice. We're gonna have to do this for real.

Huh?

Let's show them... exactly what we're made of.

Yeah!

Employment Office

Consultation Corner

Yeah, that's not happening.

What?!

Why not?! We just lost our jobs!

Let's live happily!

You get unemployment when you lose your job, right?!

Please leave.

It's true! We got a job yesterday, and lost it this morning!

Leave.

That's messed up, Japan!

You're the ones who are messed up.

The heck's wrong with you, Japan?!

What's wrong with all of you?

What? We can't get unemployment?

This is so messed up!

You're the ones who are messed up!

Die, Japan!

All of you can die!

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Holy crap.

"Super Detergent"

There's a party today!

Me wonders if there's a cutie there befitting of me.

Bonjour, mademoiselle!

Beautiful flowers have thorns...

It appears that me has been pricked by one of those thorns.

"Oh, Iyami-san!" Just kidding!