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Fellow students
The last 3 years have been amazing
Thanks to your hard work
It's now time for us to part ways
Mingyang University senior class!
Congratulations, you've graduated!
We've graduated!
Where's Kimmy?
Kimmy!
Where is she?
Kimmy!
Don't come any closer!
Any closer and I'll jump!
What's wrong?
You were fine just now
I just got dumped
He said...
since I'm leaving for the US tomorrow
he lost faith in our relationship
You mean the literature guy?
Didn't you want to break up with him?
Why kill yourself over him?
No
I'm doing this for myself...
to end my tragic life
Your tragic life?
You even get to study in the US
Just get down, stop whining!
She's right, stop playing around
I'm starving
Let's go eat, okay?
Do you two even care about me?
I don't want to go to the US
I hate speaking English
Why am I being forced to go?
YOU!
Call my dad
Tell him to come...
to see how he's killing me
- Fine - Hurry!
I'll do it...
Where's my phone?
Xiwen!
Film this
What's happening?
Why wait for your dad?
Let's do it now!
- What? - Let's jump together!
Recording!
Any last words for him?
Anything to say?
- Are you ready? - No
Jump on three
One
Two
Three!
Help!
She got stuck
Want me to film this?
Film what?
Help me!
It's recording anyway, just smile
Sorry...
They rescued me
Who would believe she would jump?
Did you believe it at the time?
No way! She turns everything...
into a big drama
Plus she's so into prettiness,
how would she jump?
It would ruin her face
Exactly
Let's start by talking about... men?
If your man cheated on you
would you prefer he had...
paid sex...
with a prostitute
or a one-night stand?
One-night stand, of course. Paying for sex is pathetic
If he needs to pay for sex, what does that say about me?
It's like... hello?
If he's safe...
So, no paying for sex?
What I mean is...
If you pay for sex, then it's...
Hello?
Paying for sex is better...
as long as he's safe
How would you know?
Safe means it's 'clean'
Paying for sex is like eating fast food
Eat and run
It's just sex
Why can't he eat at home?
You think it's cleaner?
If he tried to pick up girls
at bars...
You can imagine...
to impress the girl, say things like...
You see?
- Prostitutes come and go - And you?
This talk makes me feel uncomfortable
Why do you torture me like that?
I'm still hoping for...
True love
I'm not listening
For a healthy sex life...
Really?
We're starting a family!
He's a busy man
How many times a month?
Per year?
Per month?
He's going to see this!
No, he won't...
Liar, blur my face
What's the ideal number?
Say it...
My ideal is no sex...
or once a month!
I knew it
- She's... - Frigid!
Thank you, see you next time
Xiaomei
Give us a second
- A year and a half - Ah...
I have an idea
For 'Women's Private Parts, ' you'll be the director
- I'll just be the host - Really?
Yes, I would like to give you a chance
Thank you, Director
- Do your best! - Yes
My boss suddenly needs me to escort him to Thailand
Our flight leaves at 5pm
Do you really have to go?
But we have an appointment with the wedding planner
Alright
See you at the airport
I'm leaving now
Kimmy, I have to go!
Xiwen!
You don't need to run
I was afraid I'd miss you
Your passport
Have you eaten yet? Are you hungry?
I'll eat on the plane
Airplane food is horrible
I'll get you something better, just wait
Don't bother
I'm boarding soon
I'll be quick. You check in first
- Welcome - Hello
Hi..
Hello
My boyfriend is in a hurry
May I go first?
Sure, no problem
Thank you.
No worries
Hello
I want a soy latte with...
an extra shot of espresso
and a club sandwich, no tomatoes...
toasted, no crust, to go...
quickly, thanks
Thank you
No worries
I'm sorry
The order I just placed...
Cancel it
I'm sorry
Please look at today's menu
Do you like?
What do you wish to eat?
Pick one
You're taking too long
I'll go first, this one
Look at his massive chest
That feels good
He's not a woman,
what does he need a big chest for?
Plus, his chest is bigger than yours
That's no good
How about this one?
No way
- Why? - Sis
His nose is too small
So what?
Small nose...
means small down there
If it's small...
once it's in...
you can't find it!
You're sick
You can't find it!
What are you talking about?
We're choosing men
Small ones...
have no feeling
Come on, pick one!
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