Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi

Stop! Stop!

Switch off! Switch on!

Start!

Stop! Stop! Once again.

Switch off! Switch on!

Start!

A guitarist like you will not be able to turn this handle!

Jaggu! - Coming, brother.

You can't even turn the handle, give it to me.

Get up!

You eat 50 breads with the cream! Still you don't have strength!

I do eat but... - I think there's a problem with the car.

What?! Is the dynamo clean? - Yes.

Carburetor? - Yes.

Engine? - Yes.

Battery? - Yes.

Armature? - Yes.

Hen? - Yes.

Harmonium? Tabla? - Yes.

You are just bluffing! Why isn't the car starting?

Why is the car not starting?

I think one of us has seen a woman, early in the morning.

Have you?

No. I saw myself in the mirror. But Mannu may have.

Me?! When you are coming down, I just saw your face.

Does that mean, I have?

Look that girl is watching us. No wonder the car is not moving!

Till the time she keeps staring here, the car is not going to start.

Get rid of her. Chase her away. - Yes.

You go. - You go!

Why me? - You go.

Should I go? - Please do so.

No one needs to go. Let's use our old trick.

The car will now start and speed away! - Yes, it will!

Come on. - Let's go.

Come on. Start!

Hail Lord Hanuman!

The car's gone! - It's gone!

Come on brother. Catch it!

"Move aside."

"The honk hoots aloud so move aside."

"What's mobile here is called a car."

"The honk hoots aloud so move aside."

"What's mobile here is called a car."

"The greatest truth of all is this.."

"..come what may success will be ours."

"The greatest truth of all is this.."

"..come what may success will be ours."

"In a tattered state it may be, it's fine as long as it's mobile."

"True or untrue it may be, it's fine as long as it's mobile."

"In a tattered state it may be, it's fine as long as it's mobile."

"True or untrue it may be, it's fine as long as it's mobile."

"Turn to the left and turn to the right."

"Turn to the left and turn to the right."

"Move aside."

"The honk hoots aloud so move aside."

"What's mobile here is called a car."

"A matter so trivial, the world failed to fathom."

"As long as man moves on every treasure can be won."

"A matter so trivial, the world failed to fathom."

"As long as man moves on every treasure can be won."

"What is fame? To move on is the name of the game."

"What is honor? To move on is the name of the game."

"What is fame? To move on is the name of the game."

"What is honor? To move on is the name of the game."

"Turn to the left and turn to the right."

"Turn to the left and turn to the right."

"Move aside."

"The honk hoots aloud so move aside."

"What's mobile here is called a car."

"Always stay together like this."

"United we stand, Divided we fall."

"Always be together like this."

"United we stand, Divided we fall."

"If problems are strewn your way with a brave face, challenge it."

"If huge hurdles block your way, together move it aside."

"If problems are strewn your way with a brave face, challenge it."

"If huge hurdles block your way, together move it aside."

"The one who fathoms this achieves success."

"The one who fathoms this achieves success."

"The one who fathoms this achieves success."

"The one who fathoms this achieves success."

"Move aside."

"The honk hoots aloud so move aside."

"What's mobile here is called a car."

"The honk hoots aloud so move aside."

"What's mobile here is called a car."

Jaggu, fill oil in this. - Yes, brother.

Mannu, fill oil.

Sir, has our car been repaired?

It's in top condition! We'll win the race this year too!

Really?

Yes, clean the car and check the oil.

Certainly! Sir, I need a holiday tonight.

Why?!

Raman Circus from Madras will be showing good exercises tonight.

Some of my friends are going. I also need Champion, our car.

Indeed! Who'll do the work?

I've changed the fuse, filled oil and cleaned the cars!

Very good! Very good!

How awful! Mannu! - Yes?

Come here. - Okay. Move aside.

Look at this!

It's a lovely picture.

Did you put it there? - No. - Then?

I did. - Why?

Our driver Vithal gave it to me. He told me it was lovely.

I put one here. I'll put the other with a swimming costume, there.

I'll smash your head! Jaggu! - Jaggu sir.

Coming, brother.

Look at this disgusting picture. - Awful!

Have you ever seen a woman's photograph in this house?

Have you? - No. - No.

If I wanted to put up such a picture, wouldn't I have done so?

Yes. But why didn't you?

Because I don't want anyone in our home to befriend women!

Nobody should befriend a woman.

What if a woman comes here with a car?

Suppose it's an emergency?

That's a different case. But burn this photograph with Mobil Oil!

Mannu, burn this photograph with Mobil Oil.

Mojha, burn this photograph with Mobil Oil.

Boss, can I get an off? - An off?!

Why did you put the picture there? I got slapped!

I'm sorry, it won't happen again. May I take Champion?

Go.

I'll burn this first. I've got a holiday!

You've given Mojha a holiday? - He wants to go to the circus.

But who will stay here at night? - You will.

Why should I? You gave him an off, so you will stay.

The day you give him an off, I'll stay back.

No, I won't stay. - I won't stay either!

I won't stay! - I certainly won't stay!

I won't!

I'm a deep sleeper. So if a customer returns, don't complain!

That will bring us disrepute. It'll fetch all of us a bad name.

Think about it.

Let's toss. - Okay.

Fine? - Absolutely.

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Heads I win, tails you lose. - Okay.

Ready?

Look. - Tails.

You lose. - Damn!

Heads I win, tails you lose?

Who's it?

Who the hell is it?!

Why is he knocking at this hour?

Hey! Why don't you tell me who you are?

Just you wait!

What are you looking at!

I thought it must be a ghost! - What!

It's the middle of the night.

I was sleeping so peacefully!

You were sleeping? - Yes.

You were sleeping?! - Yes, I was.

You were sleeping with the 'Day and night service' indicator on?!

Is the indicator on?

I will complain about you!

Idiot.

The indicator has been turned off. Now you also buzz off!

Come and complain in the morning.

I wonder where she came from! The girls nowadays are such a pain!

Excuse me!

You haven't left yet?

Please open the door! I'm in big trouble.

Very good!

My car has broken down.

Get it repaired when you come to complain tomorrow!

Please! I said that in anger.

Please open the door. I am a girl. You ought to help me.

I ought to help you, indeed!

Have you cooled down, madam?

Absolutely? Sure?

Where is the car?

Parked on the road.

The road?

Where is the driver? - I, myself, drive.

No wonder! It had to break down!

Come with me.

Come here.

Start.

Once again.

I can't figure out this way.

Pardon? - I can't figure out.

Then? - I'll have to open the bonnet.

Go ahead!

How can I open it here? I need light.

You mean, the car has to be taken to the garage?

Obviously!

Who will push it? - That's a good question.

I can't see a soul in these rains.

You're right. I don't spot a soul.

You push it! - What? - You push it.

I knew it! If you can disturb my sleep at midnight, you can...

Just shut up! Take care of the steering wheel. I'll push!

Really? Let's go.

Push, madam.

Come on! Push harder!

Very good!