Thelma & Louise (Thelma & Louise)

Little honey, are you goin' out tonight?

Sonny, you wanna hit me up with some syrup?

Thank you, darling.

Ma'am? Yeah, I'll be right with you.

Here you go. You got the sausage, pancakes for you,

and there's your syrup.

He's over there. Uh-huh.

Decaf or regular?

Regular, please.

You girls are kind of young to be smoking, don't you think?

It ruins your sex drive.

I'll get it!

I got it! Hello?

Hey, how you doing, little housewife? You all packed?

We're out of here tonight.

Well, wait now. I still have to ask Darryl if I can go.

You mean you haven't asked him, yet?

Thelma, for Christ's sake!

Thelma, is he your husband or your father?

It is just two days, for God's sake.

Don't be a child. Tell him you're going with me.

Tell him I'm having a nervous breakdown.

That don't carry much weight with Darryl.

He already thinks you're out of your mind.

Are you at work?

No, I'm calling from the Playboy Mansion.

I'll call you right back.

Darryl?

Darryl!

Honey, you better hurry up!

God damn it, Thelma.

Don't holler like that.

Haven't I told you I can't stand it

when you holler in the morning?

I'm sorry, doll. I just didn't want you to be late.

Thank you.

Hon? What?

Uh...

Have a good day at work today.

Uh-huh.

Jesus.

Thank you, no.

Hon?

What?

You want anything special for dinner tonight?

No, Thelma, I don't give a shit what we have for dinner.

I may not even make it home for dinner. You know how Fridays are.

Yeah, funny how so many people want to buy a carpet on a Friday night.

You'd almost think they'd want to forget about it for the weekend.

Well, then it's a good thing you're not regional manager

and I am.

For Christ's sake, I got to get the hell out of here.

Jesus!

God damn it, Homer! Christ, I gotta get to work!

Don't need this bullshit in the morning!

Just leave them. I'll get them, thank you.

For Christ's sakes.

And I want you out of here by 5:00. No, 3:00.

Get out of here by 3:00 today.

Good morning.

Morning, is Louise there?

Why, yes, she is.

Is this Thelma? Thelma, when are you gonna run away with me?

Not this weekend, sweetie, she's running away with me.

Hey, what'd he say?

What time are you picking me up?

All right! I'll be there around 2:00 or 3:00.

Okay. Say, what kind of stuff do I bring?

I don't know. Warm stuff, I guess.

It's the mountains. I guess it gets cold at night.

I don't know. I'm just gonna bring everything.

Okay, I will, too, then.

And steal Darryl's fishing stuff.

Louise, I don't know how to fish.

Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl does it. How hard can it be?

All right, I'll see you in a bit.

Okay. All right, bye.

As you brush your shoes

And stand before the mirror

And you comb your hair

And grab your coat and out

And you walk the wet streets

Trying to remember

All the wild night breezes in your memory ever

And everything looks so complete

When you're walkin' out on the street

Hey, this is Jimmy. I'm not here right now.

And sends you flyin', cryin'

Ooh-wee

The wild night is callin'

And all the girls walk by

Hey. Hey.

No, Thelma, we don't need the lantern. The place has electricity.

Okay. No, I want to take it anyway, just in case.

In case of what?

In case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose

who cuts the electricity off

and tries to come in and kill us.

Sure, Thelma. Well, then that lantern'll come in real handy.

Maybe we should just tow your car behind, too,

in case he steals the spark plugs.

We'd have to. That thing barely makes it down the driveway.

Careful. Careful.

All right, everything in? Yeah.

Careful.

Here you go. Be careful. All right.

Smile.

Sit down!

Oh, Louise? Uh-huh.

Will you take care of this gun?

What in hell did you bring that for?

Come on. Psycho killers or bears or snakes.

I just don't know how to use it. Will you take care of it?

Put it away. Just... Here, put it in my purse.

Thelma, good Lord.

So, whose place is this again?

It's Bob's, the day manager's.

He's getting a divorce, so his wife's getting this place.

So he's letting all his friends use it

till he's got to turn over the keys.

I've never been out of town without Darryl.

How come Darryl let you go?

'Cause I didn't ask him.

Shit, Thelma!

He's gonna kill you!

Well, he'd never let me go.

He never lets me do one goddamn thing that's any fun.

All he wants me to do is hang around the house the whole time

while he's out doing God only knows what.

Well, you get what you settle for.

I left him a note.

I left him stuff to microwave.

Children laugh, children cry

They're the ones who will survive

Will they know what we've sold?

Nature's gift we turn for gold

I don't like what I see now

In my life, what I see now

I don't like where we're goin'

I don't like it, no

Thelma. What?

You and I, we're getting older now

You and I

Who will show them if we don't show them how?

I wanna know, is it true?

Is there a house of hope for me and you?

Thelma, what are you doing?

Smoking.

Hey, I'm Louise.

House of hope for me and you

I'll never make it. Can't we just stop somewhere for a minute?

Thelma, we're not gonna get to the cabin until after dark as it is.

Then what difference would it make if we stopped?

Come on, I never get to do stuff like this.

Okay. But it's gonna be a quick stop.

Fine, okay.

I'm still waiting here, and it's half past two

And I don't wanna love you, but I do

I haven't seen a place like this since I left Texas.

Isn't this fun?

That place with a little dance floor

Said you'd never been in there before

Y'all want a drink?

No, thanks.

I'll have a Wild Turkey straight up and a Coke back, please.

Thelma?

Oh, what? Tell me something.

Is this my vacation or isn't it?

I mean, God, you're as bad as Darryl.

I'm sorry, it's just I'm just not used to seeing you this way.

I... I haven't seen you this way in a while. You're usually so sedate.

Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

You said you and me is gonna get out of town,

and for once, just really let our hair down.

Well, darling, look out, 'cause my hair is coming down.

All right. I've changed my mind.

I'm gonna have a margarita and a shot of Cuervo on the side.

All right! Get me another one.

I don't want to love you, but I do

Hey.

Now, what are a couple of Kewpie dolls like you doing in a place like this?

We left town for the weekend... Minding our own business.

Why don't you try?

...'cause we wanted to try and have some fun.

And 'cause Louise here is mad at her boyfriend 'cause...

We just wanted to get something to eat.

Well, you come to the right place.

Do you like chili? They got good chili.

Harlan, you bothering these poor girls?

Hell, no, I was just being friendly.

It's a good thing they're not all as friendly as you.

Hey, your name's Harlan? I got an uncle named Harlan.

You do? Uh-huh.

Is he a funny uncle?

'Cause if he is, then he and I got something in common.

I don't mean to be rude,

but I got something I got to talk to my friend about in private.

I... I understand. I didn't mean to bother you.

It's just hard not to notice two such pretty ladies as yourselves.

You better dance with me before you leave, or I will never forgive you.