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D-R-A-Y-T-O-N!

Dray-Dray-Drayton!

All right.

Come on, Danny, you can do it.

Who owns this town? Who owns this town?

The people say we own this town! We own this town!

Especially today!

See you later?

Okay.

Chad, darling, this time try to get it

just a little bit closer to the door.

Just a nice easy, nice easy toss.

That's much better, dear.

You're doing better all the time.

Morning.

Yeah.

See that goddam newspaper yet? That kid...

10:00 o'clock in the morning.

You know, I'd like to read the morning newspaper

in the morning.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in here?

You're not supposed to be in here.

You know that. Mom told you that.

Get outta here.

Get outta here.

I had a newspaper route when I was a kid.

A lotta papers, too.

Nobody got their paper past 8:00 a.m.

I'll bet you used to walk 20 miles to school

in the driven snow, too.

Uh-huh. 50.

The most beautiful woman in the world.

Good morning.

Sean, whatever happened to your paper route?

I farmed it out.

I get 50% for using my head

while the other guy uses his feet.

Holy Moly!

Sean, over there, it's an enormous candy bar!

Hey, give me that back!

There you go.

So how did you two boppers

like that rock and roll concert last night?

Don't remind me.

It was enough to have experienced it.

Fabulous. Danny and the Juniors.

Your mother loved it.

Danny, there are four blue socks that don't match

and two brown in your laundry.

I've never seen that woman before in my life.

It's not my style to play possessive, neurotic mommy,

but if you lived at home, wouldn't happen.

We all know that socks do not get lost in this house.

You know, your Mother's right.

I mean, it's not the money.

It's kind of ridiculous to have this big house

and that beautiful room-

All right, wait. Wait a minute.

Time out, time out.

Who was it that gave me the big speech

about needing a little space away from home,

something to grow up in?

You know, independence?

No, that was the speech that Kevin gave to Mom

when he bought you the car.

The speech about you living at college

was when a person turns 17-

- Sean, my cherub, why don't you stop trying

to be the family historian?

What about your major?

Any decisions yet?

What about my major?

I don't even know what I'm having for lunch.

Okay, pal, relax.

No pressure. Just a question.

I'm late. And I have to open the store.

Danny, would you do me a favor, please?

Would you take Bounder to dog school for me?

Poor old high-strung Bounder.

He needs an imported trainer.

How did dogs know how to be dogs before dog school, Dad?

I don't see anything wrong

with having an expert train your dog.

Except we're all gonna have to learn to speak Japanese.

Listen, Mr. Matsimoto is a genius,

and we are very fortunate that he let Bounder

into his dog school.

I don't believe you said that.

I don't believe I said it, either.

No, actually Mom's right. Mom's right.

Because I was just speaking to Mr. Matsimoto yesterday

down at Doggie Dojo.

He said to me...

"Your dog, Mr. Stetson, is doing very poor-ry.

I get no support from home.

Rack of disciprine must be severery punished.

Prease Mr. Rookery in Doggie's face.

Prease again, prease again.

If no work, hit the doggie in the face!

Hit Mommy in the face.

Hit whole entire famiry in the face.

Only sorution to probrem."

Hey, Danny, you remember that blonde next door?

Yeah, the one next door-

Hey, Danny, what's going on, man?

Hi, buddy.

Ow.

- Can you lend me 20? - What?

20. Can you lend me 20?

Yeah, here, I'll give you a 20.

- You're great. - Here you go.

- Thank you. - All right.

Pay you back next week.

Get a new shirt or something.

Hello.

Hi.

You having a good day?

Who knows?

I know.

You know.

That's fantastic.

Don't you want to know what kinda day it is?

Sure, I'd love it.

It's a great day.

God, you're really beautiful.

I knew I was right about you.

Right about what?

I don't know.

Have you ever had the feeling of being connected to someone

in a way that goes beyond understanding?

Okay.

Look.

My name is Danny. Danny Stetson.

I think I'm in love with you. Are you interested?

All depends on what you mean by love.

I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with you

after we live together on a two-week trial basis.

Don't say anything.

We'll rent a small furnished room.

I'll pay for the food,

you supply the quarters for the laundromat,

and we'll split the grass, the gas and the light bill.

Sounds romantic. Do we have a deal?

No.

No?

But I'd like you to get to know me better.

I'm trying.

- I know what you're trying. It's not getting to know me.

I always thought sex was a nice way

to begin a relationship.

Okay.

You go to school here?

No, I work down the block.

I raise funds for a community service project.

I like that. What's it called?

Community Rescue.

Here.

Anytime you want to, call me and come by.

My name's Rebecca.

Call me.

Can't handle it, he shouldn't drink.

There's a discussion after the film.

There he goes! Look!

There he goes!

Can you boys hear me?

- Yeah, yeah, we got you. - Yeah, yeah.

He's got him a biggie.

Maybe we oughta ask for a raise.

Little levity.

It's no use, Jekyll.

I've done nothing.

I'm Dr. Jekyll.

I'm Dr. Henry Jekyll, I tell you.

I've done nothing.

You're looking for a man named Hyde.

Hyde.

I am Dr. Jekyll, Henry Jekyll.

I'm Dr. Jekyll I tell you!

I tell you, I'm Dr. Jekyll!

Dr. Henry Jekyll! - Henry Jekyll!

You should hear my "Gone with the Wind."

I think that's such a fantastic picture.

I always love seeing it.

There's plenty of refreshments for everyone right this way.

This horseshit goes on for about 10 minutes.

Then a little sugar bombing, a little brownies, Kool-Aid.

You know what I think is really interesting

about the film?

It's the way that it deals with the duality of human nature.

Hm.

Well, Robert Louis Stevenson's just always been a little...

I don't know, a little deep for me.

Although I think I understood "Treasure Island"

when I read that in the third grade.

See, what I liked about the movie

is the way that it deals with the duality of our nature.

Yes.

And the tragedy of giving in to our evil side.

- Exactly! - What's the big deal?