South Park

Episode 8x05 You Got F****d In The A**

Dude, these little remote-controlled cars are kickass.

Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.

Dude, my car sucks. I gotta get a new one.

Hey, who are those kids?

Yeah, how you like that y'all!

Let's bring it to these losers.

Aww yeah!

Whatchoo got, huh?! You got nothin'!

Damn! You just got served!

Aww man!

- He got you, dude. - Now that kid is gettin' served!

Aww man, look at them! They know they can't trip to that!

- Yeah! We're outta here! - That was smokin'!

- They didn't do nothin'! - Sorry y'all, but tru not to let it sting too bad!

You got served!

Come on! They had nothin'! Let's go y'all!

Come on y'all!

...What the hell just happened?

Oh. Hello there, children!

Chef, we just got served.

Oh boy... Well come on inside, children. I'll make you some cocoa.

Have a seat, children. Just try to relax and breathe.

- Are you all okay? - Yeah.

All right. Now, where did you get served?

Over at the True Value parking lot.

There were just these kids we never saw before showed up and they were like,

really good dancers and, we don't really understand what it means, but I guess...

Okay okay, relax children.

Relax. It's all over now.

Just try to calm down and sit tight.

I'm gonna call your parents and let them know you're okay.

Mrs. Marsh?

Hi, it's Chef.

Yeah, I'm good. Listen:

Stan and his friends just got served.

Yeah.

Yeah, over at the True Value.

No no, he's fine. They're all fine.

Yeah, it was some kids from out of town.

Apparently they were pretty good dancers.

They really let 'em have it.

Here, Stanley, I made your favorite potato dish. I want you to feel better, okay.

What's the matter with him?

Oh. Stan got served at school today.

You got served? By who?

- Some, kids from Orange County. - Let's not make a big deal out of it.

So wha- so what'd you do? D'you dance back?

No.

What? Yo-you got served and just stood there and took it??

That was the right thing to do.

Naw, that's crap, Sharon!

Stanley, when somebody challenges you to dance,

you have to dance back at them, or else they'll think you're weak.

But Dad, I don't know how to dance or nothin'.

Well then, it's about time you learned!

Put on some loose-fitting clothes and meet me in the garage!

- But Dad... - Now!

All right son, dancing is all about a frame of mind.

Now, I'm not telling you to go around challenging other kids to dance,

but when they challenge you,

you just look 'em straight in the eye,

and give 'em this.

Come on, Stan.

...six, seven, eight.

Dude, that is a sweet RC car.

Yeah, let's go race it right now.

Well, what we got here?

It's the white boys that were served yesterday.

You want a little more, homeboys?

- We're not interested, thanks. - You're not interesetd?

Not interested in this??

Oh Lord, look at those moves.

Oooo, they are takin' it out!

Oh man, they are getting served!

Ooooo, it's getting hot out here!

Have mercih!

- Oooooo, look at that! - Lord!

Gettin' served!

Yeah! Go Stan!

Oh no!

No, stop Stan! You don't know what you're doin'!

All right Stan!

HA! You just got f'd in the a!

- Wha? - Yeah! YOU got served!

- Yeah! - That's right!

- All right! - No no no!

Okay.

All right. We got served.

So now, I guess...

It's on.

What?

This Saturday! Our top five dancers against your top five dancers!

OC Convention Center. It's on!

It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!

Oh Lord it's on!

Oh damnit! I knew that was gonna happen.

We'll see you Saturday, fools!

Yeah, and you'd better have a lot better dancers with you than those loozas!

- 'Cause it's on! - It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!

Stan, what the hell did you dance back for??

I thought I was supposed to!

Now you've gotta compete against them in the dance competition on Saturday!

But why??

Because if you get served and served them back, then it's on!

Don't you know anything??

Well, nice going, Randy! Really great advice you gave our son here!

What?

Those kids showed up to serve Stan again and he danced back!

- So what happened? - It's on!

Come on now, keep it tight!

Good. Now watch that timing, drill team!

- All right! - All right!

- Yeah, bad ass! - Yeah, that was tight!

Not bad, kids. Not bad.

Not bad? South Park doesn't stand a chance!

- I heard that! - All right, it was good.

But we don't want "good," we want pain!

Uh ex, excuse me.

Yeah?

Hi, uh, my name is Randy Marsh. I'm I'm Stan Marsh's father.

Oh, so you're the father of the boy who's gonna get f'd in the a on Saturday?

Dang!

Uh, listen.

Ih, it was my fault that Stanley served your boys the other day.

Uh, I told him to do it and I...

Weh well look I, I just came down here to tell you...

Ih it's not on.

Oh, it's on!

Nonono, it's not on.

Whoo, it's on all right!

It isn't on. Nothing's on.

- It's off. - It's on!

I'm keeping my son home on Saturday. I just came by to let you know so you can...

put a stup to all this. Good bye.

Hold on a second, clamhead!

You think you can just roll in here and tell us it's not on when it very clearly is on?!

You're just trying to make us not practice, aren't you?!

Because you KNOW that your kids are goin' down when my kids give them this!

Give me some moves out, Girl T!

Check this out!

- Yeah! You like that?! - Oooo man!

Ohhh Lord!

Oooo, he is gettin' served!

Randy? Randy, oh my God!

What happened to him, Doctor?

He got served. Worst I've ever seen.

Old fool went down to the OC to try to reason with the other team,

and he got served up somethin' fierce.

Oh Lord...

His dancing was so fast I... couldn't do anything.

His moves were... so original, so inventive.

Shh relax, Mr. Marsh.

We just got the X-rays back.

He mostly got served here and here

But the worst serving was here in the pelvic region.

The road to recovery will be a long one.

Boy.

Boy. You must really wanna take to to those Orange County kids now, huh Stan?

Are you kiddin'?

Stan is probably ready to pounce on them after what they did to his father!

I, I don't know. He seems all right.

I could only imagine the rage building inside you, Stan.

I bet you can't wait to outdance those OC bastards!

- Yeahh I'm I'm right here, Dad. - Stan, listen to me.

I don't want you feeling like you have to do that competition now to avenge me.

- Okay, good. - But I know I can't stop you from doing it.

So all I can say is...

give 'em hell, son.

Give 'em hell.

God damnit!

Hey guys. Uh. You guys know how to dance, right?

Of course we know how to dance.

Cool, because, there's this competition on Saturday,

and I have to find the very best dancers in South Park to be on my crew.

My friends can't do it because they suck ass, so, will you be in my dance troupe?

Dance troupe? Please.

We don't dance like those Britney and Justin wannabes at school.

Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.

Yeah The only cool way to dance is to keep your hands at your sides

and your eyes looking at the ground.

Then every three seconds you take a drag from your cigarette.

Okay, that'll work fine. Listen...

there's a dance competition this Saturday and I need good dancers so I don't get served.