Abstruse

Hey.

Wait.

Looks like you're about done.

Yeah I'm done, you?

Yeah.

Let me get my shit.

Just another one for the collection.

That's right.

Talk to me.

What are you up too?

Not a damn thing.

Well, let's do something tonight.

Sure.

Like?

I don't fucking know.

Tonight, let's head up to 2-11.

I don't know.

Dude, seriously?

Fuck her.

Are we not going there ever again

because of her turning you down?

No.

For real.

Let's get a couple of hot ass chicks and just go.

Yeah.

Yeah okay.

You're right.

Come over around, um, come over around nine.

We'll do it.

Deal.

See you tonight.

Yeah, see you.

Guess I'll see you tonight.

I hope we're busy at work today

because I really need to pay some bills.

I know right.

So...

Ray called earlier today,

do you think I should give him another chance?

Oh God, Mindy, no.

Are you crazy?

The guy is mental.

I do not know why you were with in the first place.

You don't know why?

No.

Seriously, why?

He's like loaded.

Oh my god, Mindy you're not right.

Amanda don't judge.

I've seen you bring home guys too.

So what?

Just because I don't sound like you,

doesn't make yours sound any better.

Whatever.

The guy is still mental.

Still time for coffee?

Sure, let's go.

It's open.

Who's the cutie?

Daniel, this is um...

Brittney.

Britnney and this is Michelle.

You better slow down

if we're gonna go all night like you said.

Don't you worry about me, I'll go all night.

Charming.

Hi.

So how do you know Justin?

Um, I...

They're call girls Dan.

Oh.

I'm sorry, I mean, nevermind.

So you're coming out with us tonight?

That's the plan.

So I guess you're mine.

I guess so.

I like the sound of that.

You ready to have some fun?

Yes I am.

Just remember, you only paid for the company.

If you want more, it's extra.

Look like enough?

All night it is.

So what are you like a doctor?

It makes a resident.

So alls I have to be is a resident

in order to live somewhere?

wow, you're hot and funny.

I like that.

And if you were only rich and mute,

we'd be the perfect couple.

Oh come on now.

What do you think?

He's cute.

He's a resident, do they make money?

You crack me up.

Yeah, they make a lot of money.

Do you seriously not know what a resident is?

I do.

I mean, kind of, you know what, I bet you don't know either.

it's pretty much a doctor in training.

Doing his paid practicals.

You're something special Mindy.

Shut up.

I knew that okay.

Kiss me.

What?

Kiss me.

She totally saw that.

Yep, she did.

Come here.

What are we getting back at an ex or something?

Not an ex, but you know, something like that.

So you want something like this?

They can't have all the fun.

Hey.

What can I get you?

Tequila.

Cabresto.

10 of them.

What are you celebrating?

Nothing, just having a good time.

Okay.

Make sure you have a designated driver.

I'll be right back.

10 shots of Cabresto.

For them?

Yep.

Huh, what's the occasion?

I don't know.

Out spending daddy's money.

Daddy has money?

You know sometimes I really don't understand you.

Do you live under a rock?

His dad is Senator Stevens, duh.

Oh no shit.

You know I didn't know that.

Obviously.

You'd have never turned him down if you knew.

Yeah she'd more than likely be blowing him.

Right.

Alright, I'll take them out.

What?

Seriously, I'll take them out.

You can't be serious.

I actually think she's serious.

Look ladies, you can keep the tip okay.

But watch and learn.

Okay.

Make my money then.

You guys all set?

So as I was saying.

Yeah I got this place.

Alright boys that's $100.

What?

You don't say hi anymore?

Um, hey.

So busy night?

Yeah, not bad.

You said 100 right?

Yeah.

Let me give you a tip first.

How was that?

Really fucking hot.

Good.

Did I say I would share my tip or give you my tip?

Give.

How's 100?

You got 100?

Yeah, actually over 100 each.

You're kidding.

What'd you do?

Promise him a blowjob?

Shut up.

Like it's that far fetched.

Look, what else do I need to know about this guy?

I don't know but you need to pay up girlfriend.

I agree.

Thank you.

So what do you think?

You're crazy.

Not like a Hollywood thing.

Just us and the camera and the...

You really are crazy, you know that right?

Bro.

We're gonna get Amanda to do it.

You think?

How?

Everyone has a price.

So are you guys done with us or what?

Done?

Fuck no, we're not done.

Come here.

I said all night didn't I?

I guess so.

Of course it matters.

And I want you to know that I plan on bringing it up

and finding out what we can do.

Yes.

You're wives on the other line