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# Sometimes I want to kill, kill #

# times I want to kill, kill #

# times I want to kill, kill #

Too soon to say how this will affect

an already unstable situation in the middle...

# If when one of us is dead #

# When I die #

Listening to Rockin' Johnny's all vinyl afternoon

on CL 97.3.

It's a crisp bright day here in the hammer.

Looks like spring is right around the corner.

This one by The Jive Five is going out to all of you

counting down the hours till quitting time.

# Tick-tock #

# listen to the clock #

# Tick-tock #

# listen to the clock #

# What time is it? #

# I've just got to know #

# What time is it? #

# It's 5:00 #

# Three more hours to go #

# till I hold her #

# in my arms #

# and tell her #

I got it.

I got the feeling.

I can taste it.

I got it. I got it.

I got the feeling, got the feeling.

I feel it.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

"Weapon of Mass Destruction in the fifth race."

Weapon of Mass Destruction in the fifth.

Weapon of Mass Destruction in the fifth.

Weapon of Mass Destruction in the fifth.

Don't waste it.

Don't waste it on anything stupid.

I got that feeling.

I got the feeling. I got the feeling.

Fuck are you staring at?

Should I piss? No, don't piss.

I got the feeling.

I got the feel...

careful, don't step on any fucking cracks, man.

What you lookin' at?

Don't fucking look at me, you bad luck cocksucker.

Hi, there.

Can I get a scratch off for there?

Ten bones.

Thank you.

# Tick-tock #

# Listen to the clock #

# What time is it? #

# It's 7:00 #

Give me something.

Give me something.

Ah, cocksucker!

Fuckin', fuck, oh, fuck.

Yeah, the fuckin' store was cursed.

Should have just gone to the fuckin' track.

# The moment in #

If there's a taxi coming, I go to the track.

Oh, yes, yes, fucking A.

Oh, yes, yeah!

Fucking A, I still got it.

I still got the feeling.

You cocksucker!

Ah, cocksucker.

Oh, cocksucker.

Fuck.

Ah, cocksucker.

Motherfucker.

What a fuckin' day.

God damn it.

Oh.

Hey, hold that cab!

The Jive Five.

Hold that cab!

Wait, please!

Hold that cab!

Please!

Wait, just... ah, fuck!

Ah, fuck!

Oh, yeah, now you see me.

Great, so thanks for that, you fucking bad luck old lady.

Fucking had to live just long enough to kill the feeling.

God damn it.

A fucking conspiracy or something.

Ah, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Get in the car, Andy.

Andy.

He's still following me, okay.

Oh, hey, Reuben.

Hey, where the hell did you come from?

Get in the car, Andy.

Get in the car.

Okay.

Reuben, I swear to God, man,

I was this fucking close to having your money.

I-I totally had the feeling.

Put that cigarette out of my car, Andy.

What?

Oh.

So...

I thought you... you'd retired or something.

Hey, did you go on vacation?

You look like you got some sun, lost a little weight.

Look, I swear to God.

I was this fucking close, Reuben.

But then some fucking old bad luck lady fucking cursed me

and killed the feeling.

What's that?

Is that Cleo?

Why?

Why do you have my Cleo?

Oh.

I get it.

You're gonna hurt my poor, defenseless little cat

just 'cause I owe you a little money?

In the meantime...

What are you doing?

The fuck's it look like I'm doing?

I'm getting my fucking cat.

Get back in your seat.

Please.

I said get back in your seat, Andy.

How's my favorite kitty?

Ow!

Ow!

Are you fucking crazy?

Punch me in the fucking ear, Reuben?

Fuck this shit.

What the fuck is the matter with you?

Why are you doing this?

Shut up and I'll tell you.

You know what?

Reuben, you've gone fucking crazy.

I said shut up, Andy.

Ow, God.

Shut the fuck up!

You shut the fuck up!

Ah!

Stop hitting me!

Ow!

I'm trying to be a nice guy here.

Now, listen, Andy.

You're gonna die today.

Come on.

Ow!

Fuck balls!

Today.

Fuck!

Now, there's five other guys who wanted to do this job,

but I said that I'd handle it.

You want to know why?

Because...

I wanted to give you a chance to prepare, to make peace.

Anybody else, you'd already have a bullet in your head.

You understand?

I got shit to do.

Now, I've got a meeting at 3:00.

I have to be somewhere else at 3:00.

So that's how much time you've got.

But if you reach for that door again,

I'll do it now, I swear it.

All right?

I'm a fucking retard.

I'm trying to be a nice guy.

Oh, yeah, thank you very much, Reuben.

You're super swell.

You're welcome.

So...

what do you want to do, Andy?

And I suggest you make good use of this time.

I don't know.

I-I can't think.

I got to take a piss.

You can take a piss when you're dead.

I got to piss now, Reuben.

I've been holding it in for, like, a fucking hour.

I will go in here if you want.

Do you have, like, a cup or a bottle or something

for me to pee into?

Wait there.

Come on, then.

Don't try anything stupid.

Go on that post there.

What if I got some money?

I could always sell my TV set.

TV's not worth 68 grand, Andy.

It's 68 now?

Jesus.

Don't be looking at my dick.

Well, fuck, could you turn around, please?

You're really making me very nervous.

Go on.

What if I got ten grand?

Well, I'd take the ten grand and shoot you anyway.