Friday the 13th Part 1: A Long Night at Camp Blood (Friday the 13th)

-Somebody will see! -No way.

-Does Maryann kiss as good as I do?. -How would I know?.

-You said we were special. -I meant everything.

Somebody's there!

We weren't doing anything. We were just messing a...

Please, don't!

Hi, girl. Excuse me! Hi, boy.

You speak English?. How far is it to Camp Crystal Lake?.

That far?. Okey-dokey. See you later.

It's 7:01 on Friday the 13th of June.

This is Big Dave and it's time for you Lazybones to get out of bed.

It's bLack-cat day in Crystal Lake.

I must have seen that Kojak 82 times.

Excuse me. How far is Camp Crystal Lake from here?.

What is it, Enos?. About 20 miles?.

-About that. -Camp Blood?.

-They' re opening that place again?. -Lots of luck.

-Can I get a bus or something?. -Not likely.

You going out to the crossroads, Enos?. What about a lift?. That would be halfway.

No sweat, Trudy. Okay, kid, let's move it.

-Name's Annie. -All right, Annie, let's go.

All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?.

-You're going to Camp Blood, ain't you?. -Goddamn it, Ralph, get out of here! Leave people alone!

-You'll never come back! -Oh, shut up, Ralph!

It's got a death curse!

He's a real prophet of doom, ain't he?.

Climb up, miss.

He's causing problems enough for your boss with all that talk.

Goddamn nuisance.

-He tell you anything?. -Who?.

Your boss. Steve Christy.

I'll be cooking for 50 kids and 10 staff.

-Campers will mostly be inner-city children. -No, I mean about what happened.

No.

Come on. There's something you're not telling me.

-Quit. Quit now. -Quit?. Why would I want to quit?.

- Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed! - Terrific.

-Not you too. You sound like your crazy friend back there. -Well, maybe.

Did Christy tell you about the two kids murdered in '58?.

Boy drowning in '57?. A bunch of fires?.

Nobody knows who did any of them.

In 1962, they were going to open up. The water was bad.

Christy will end up like his folks: crazy and broke.

He's been up there a year fixing up that place. Must have dropped $25,000.

And for what?. Ask anybody.

-Quit! -I can't.

Dumb kids. Know-it-alls.

Just like my nieces. Heads full of rocks.

-You're an American original. -I'm an American original.

-Dumb kid. -At least I'm not afraid of ghosts.

-Take care of yourself. -No sweat. Thanks for the lift.

Hey, Marcie. You really think there'll be other gorgeous women...

..at Camp Crystal Lake besides yourself?.

-ls sex all you ever think about, Ned?. -Hey, no. No. Absolutely not.

Sometimes I just think about kissing women.

-You wanna give me a hand over here?. -Sure.

Alice! I wanna get this tree stump out.

Get on this side, you pull on that side. Alice!

Coming.

-That's great. I'm Steve Christy. -Jack.

-Marcie -Ned Rubinstein.

Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake. This is Alice.

- Hi. Steve, Cabin B is all ready. - Where's Bill?. Cleaning out the boathouse?.

- Haven't seen him in half an hour. - I wanted him to start painting. Brenda?.

-Setting up the archery range. -I'd rather she paint. Come on. Let's go.

I thought we had two weeks.

Come on. I'll show you where you can get changed.

-Here, let me give you a hand with that. -Thank you.

You got it?.

You draw very well.

Thanks. I wish I had more time to do it. Oh, dummy.

-When did you do this?. -Last night.

-Do I really look like that?. -You did last night.

You're very talented.

You're very pretty.

This really isn't your cup of tea, is it?. Any particular reason?.

It's just a problem I have. It's nothing personal.

You wanna leave?.

I don't know. I may have to go back to California to straighten something out.

Come on. Give me another chance.

Stay a week. Help get the place ready.

By Friday, if you're not happy, I'll put you on the bus myself.

All right. Friday. I'll give it a week.

Thanks, Alice.

Bill?. Steve wants to know if we need more paint.

-Paint's all right. Need more thinner. -Okay.

-Alice. Did the others show up?. -Yeah, eVerybody except that girl Annie.

-Think you're gonna last all summer?. -I don't know if I'm gonna last all week.

-I'll tell Steve about the thinner. -Fine.

-You want it listed separately?. -Right.

Brenda, I want you to finish the archery range.

If Annie gets here, get her started in the kitchen. Do your best.

I'll be back sometime after lunch.

It's supposed to rain like hell, so get as much done as possible.

He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place "Camp Blood. "

Next there'll be snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake.

No, the crocodiles are in the cabins.

- Are you crazy?. - Wanna see my trick shot?. It's even better.

I don't believe you!

You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart.

You come to help me or scare me to death?. You do that again...

-...I'll tack you up on the wall to dry. -I love that sexy talk!

Hi. I'm going to Camp Crystal Lake.

Guess I always wanted to work with children.

I hate when people call them "kids. " Sounds like little goats.

But when you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything.

Hey, wasn't that the road for Camp Crystal Lake back there?

I think we better stop.

Please?.

Stop, please! Please! Stop!

Please, stop!

No. No.

No.

All right, move it out. A little to the left. Little to the left.

Move it out. Move it out. Okay, little to the left. Now-- No, no.

If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?.

-Rocky Road. -Hey!

What's that Vitamin C stuff do for you, anyway?.

Vitamin C is supposed to neutralize the nitrates or something.

What's the matter?. Do you see something?.

No. Nothing.

Ned! Get out of here!

Hey, you guys. Ready to go back to work?.

-Come on, Alice. -Help! Help!

-Something's wrong with Ned. -Get a life preserver!

-Can he swim?. -I don't know.

-He's right around here somewhere. -I got it.

Go ahead, dive for him.

-There he is! -Come on. Help me.

-Watch his head! -Got him?.

Can you giVe mouth-to-mouth?.

-Oh, God. -Come on, Ned.

-Oh, Neddy! -Oh, Jesus Christ!

Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, all right?.

Bill!

Bill, come here, quick! Hurry!

-What is it?. -There's a snake over there.

Where?.

-What do I do?. -Kill it.

- It might bite. -Haven't you ever been in the woods?.

We're not in the woods.

-Bill, what are you doing?. -There's a snake.

-Why are we in here?. -Feet don't fail me now!

-I can't sleep with a snake in here. -Nobody said anything about snakes.

-Kill it! -I can't get it until it comes out.

-Well, call him! -How do you call a snake?.

I'll flush him!

-I got it. -Where?.

Is it dead?.

Either that or it's got a very short clone.

-Well, at least we know what's for dinner. -Marcie!

I'm making salad. Want me to make some for everybody?.

-That would be great. There's hamburger -None for me.

There are apples. Know how to make apple pie?.

-Sure. No sweat. -What is going on?.

Oh, shit.

-Who are you people?. -Camp counselors. Ned is fooling around.

-Right, just... -Can it, Cochise.

SteVe Christy hire you people?. He pay you for this?.

-Nice bike. -You been smoking, boy?.

Smoking?. Don't smoke. Causes cancer.

You just get off a spaceship or something?. Colombian gold. Grass. Hash. The weed.

-What's he talking about?. -Don't get smart.

-Me?. I'm as dumb as they come. -Not another word out of you, understand?.

-Nothing's going on here. We're getting the place in shape. -For what?.

-ls there anything we can do to help?. -I'm looking for somebody.

-Who's that?. -A guy named Ralph. The town crazy.

There's no crazy people around here.

I told you to sit on it, Tonto. I got word Ralph was pedaling out this way...

-...spouting his gospel. -We haven't seen anybody here.

-Just us. -This guy Ralph. Is he dangerous?.

Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his calling.

I spend the morning in court, he gets a week in jail.

Cycle Two, where are you? Come in, Cycle Two.

This is Dorf. I' m out here at Camp Crystal Lake. Over.

Haul it back in, Dorf. Chief wants you back in town.

Roger that. 10-5. On my way. Out.

Never keep the chief waiting.

You kids keep your noses clean. You'll be hearing from me if you don't.

We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.

I'm a messenger of God. You're doomed if you stay here

This place is cursed. Cursed.

-It's got a death curse! -Who are you?.

What do you want?.

-God sent me. -Get out of here, man!

I got to warn you. You're doomed if you stay.

Go. Go!

-I think we just met Ralph. -God, what's next?.

You're doomed. You're all doomed.

-Who likes them rare?. -Me.

How can you guys eat that?. It looks like dead animals.

Dead animals?. That's the old counselors. You cannibals!

If you would mix this stuff right, you'd get all the protein you need.

-Too bad Annie never showed. She was supposed to be a good cook. -Don't expect me to play chef.

-Trouble?. -Yeah. A bad bulb or no power.

Seems a little gloomy in here.

SteVe taught me how to use the emergency generator.

-Town power lines are lousy. -Don't you love that macho talk?. Emergency generator.

-Want to give me a hand?. -Yeah.

-Wait for me. -Can you watch the burgers?.