What About Brian

Previously in What About Brian:

I'm in love with marjorie.

Adam's in love with marjorie.

- Yeah. - Yeah, and adam's your best friend.

- Adam and marjorie got engaged. - Oh, my god!

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

We're not gonna talk about this.

We're gonna pretend it never happened. Just go back to the way it was before.

How do we do that?

Brian, I have to go to work, but you can have the shower.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I'm brian. - Lisa.

I think I might really like this roommate girl.

- Can I call you? - I don't think so.

It would just be too...

weird.

What if we...

had sex with other people?

You want me to have intercourse with another woman.

I'm kinda glad no one else showed up.

Hurry up. I'll keep watch.

Honey, we're not stealing.

Well, then why don't we buy boxes?

You don't buy boxes.

Yes, you do, at box brothers.

Well, these are free, okay?

So just put that in your car.

Oh, honey, this stinks, and there are roach eggs in it.

I'm not letting you put roach eggs in my car.

Okay, how about-- how about those?

- Those are full! - So we will empty them.

- Help me. - This is stealing.

It's recycling.

What are you doin'?

I'm moving... in... with him.

We're getting married.

We need boxes.

Why don't you just go to box brothers?

Don't.

Girls, do me a favor.

Take those in... to your auntie nic.

Hey, thanks, girls.

You're welcome!

Thank you. You're welcome!

Maybe I should take the girls for ice cream.

Yay!

I mean, maybe this whole box thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

What iceberg?

You know, maybe we're gonna argue about a lot of things.

It's just boxes.

So, dave, are you ready for the pitch tomorrow?

Yeah, I'm ready.

- You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.

We have six months of work left on the game, and only two months of capital.

We will be shutting our doors if we do not make this deal.

I know what you do when you're psyched,

when you're on, and that's what we need tomorrow-- sharp, slick, presentable.

Speaking of presentable, hello, "lisa's boutique."

Isn't that the girl from the club?

Yeah, that's probably her.

- I think she's got a clothing line. - Dave, put that down.

- That's marjorie's. - Dude, this is a sign.

I got a better sign.

She told me not to call. I'm goin' with that.

No, no, no. This is fate.

This is the gods, bri, callin' out to you, "lisa B.,

Look at me!"

Dave, do I smell deena's stuff?

Oh, honey, you're so lucky...

not doing this at 20 like I did.

I mean, you've had time.

You've lived alone, dated a lot of different guys.

Do you know how many men I have slept with in my whole life?

This is gonna depress me.

Four.

- Oh, my god. - You can't even count, can you?

Well, how about you?

I'm sure you're into the double digits.

I am, uh, hovering on the brink--nine.

Oh, my god. Am I a slut?

I mean, I don't wanna turn into some old, boring married couple...

Okay. Standin' right here.

No offense--that argues over closet space and shower water.

First of all, little grasshopper,

married people don't just argue.

They have world wars.

Do I really wanna say good-bye to that moment?

That moment where you see a beautiful woman for the first time,

you know, and just knowing that could all be yours.

It's a big deal, you know?

It's the first thing you guys do together as a unit.

You guys, can you not make me nervous

and make this into a big deal when it's so not a big deal?

Yes, it is. It's a huge deal.

Moving in with your fiance.

Moving day.

It's a milestone in your life.

Look, guys, it's just...

every major event in my life,

whether it's graduating college,

getting into medical school,

moving out here,

my family is just-- they let me down. You know?

They're all kind of screwed up and unable to take care of themselves.

So I just made things not a big deal.

Take care of it myself.

That way, I don't get hurt.

Well, it's not gonna be that way with adam.

You can trust him.

Yeah, I'm starting to realize that.

Look, adam, just relax. One step at a time. Tomorrow first.

You know, you get the truck over here, you figure it out.

Well, that's the thing. I can't be here tomorrow.

Oh... dude.

You sure you don't wanna pack anything in this box?

Oh, yeah, actually...

Honey, why don't you leave some, like, for the movers?

I know, it's just mrs. Chin is coming to do the hardwood floors

and if I'm not out by noon,

she won't give me my deposit back.

So I was thinking that you and I could get up early

and move everything out into the lawn.

Um, there's actually something I have to tell you.

Y eah?

I can't be here for the move tomorrow.

- Oh! - Yeah.

This, uh, C.E.O.,

David bellows, is coming in to rehearse a deposition tomorrow.

And he's a huge client,

and this case could actually get me a partnership.

When did you find out about this?

Friday.

Why are you telling me this now?

So we wouldn't have the argument we're about to have all weekend.

- Adam... - Honey, I am sorry.

I am so sorry. I know.

It's just, I kind of...

Kind of what?

You know what? Nothing.

It's not a big deal. I can handle it.

You--you go to work,

you get your partnership,

and I can take care of everything.

Have I told you that you are absolutely stellar?

You could tell me again.

Geneva, stop throwing cereal at the baby.

She likes it.

Larissa, honey, are you gonna eat anything?

Hey, hon, which landscape looks better?

Come here,2 come here.

Come on, larissa. Eat your cereal.

Okay. You got this one or... that one.

Hey, why don't you throw in some helicopters

and airplanes and fill up the sky?

Do you even know what the game's about, honey?

I mean, people would think it's a war game with helicopters in there.

If they could make helicopters--

yeah, never mind.

I need you to take geneva to school today.

I'm keeping larissa home.

Why? She doesn't look sick.

Okay, come on, geneva,

you're with me. Let's go.

Let's go, honey.

Here's your lunch.

Okay, honey. Have a good day at school, okay?

Okay.

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

Hey, uh, good luck with the presentation.

Call me when you're done.

You're not coming!

Okay, I'm coming! I will call you, okay?

- I promise. I'll give you a buzz. - Come on!

All right! You're just like your mother! Let's go!

Ciao, bella. I'm here to help you move.

But only until this afternoon when I have an audition

for something called "mr. Clean."

Look, honey, angelo came to help move.

Oh, thanks, man.

Uh, is one of those a mocha?

I made it! Brian! Bri!

You're late. We said we'd do a dry run.

Yeah, well, three kids, two schools,

one sick, do the math.

You have to wire this. I have no clue what I'm doing.

You gotta be kidding me.

You said "presentable," bri.

These are my corporate zombie clothes. It's all I got.

You look ridiculous. You're the cator.

You're supposed to look creative. T-shirt, ripped jeans.

Just untuck yours, okay? Untucked is cool.

- It goes with your hippie hair. - I don't have hippie hair.

- All right, I'm sorry, girl hair. - Seriously, change.

I ain't changin'.

Can we just practice the pitch?

- Right. - Thank you.

The movers will be here at 9:00. Here's the number.

- Okay. - Here's the contract.

Have 'em load the boxes first and the furniture last,

and make sure those lamps stay here.