LOL - Hasse Toh Phasse

Very nice.

I want to give you a standing ovation as you go.

-You performed really well. -Thank you, sir.

You will do well in your life.

And… that's it.

-When did you decide to be the judge? -That's it.

Thank you, sir.

-Thank you, sir. -Very nice, Aakash!

His pants are off!

Fantastic!

Brother, you'll go really far.

Sir, this was… I didn't want to be praised like this.

But I'll accept it anyway.

And I'd like you to come here and take my blessings.

And keep doing well in life.

Sir, I seek blessings only from my parents.

-I want you to look me in the eye. -I can do that, sir.

Tell me, why don't you want to be blessed by me?

Sir, please just use your hand…

-Use my hand for what? -To bless me, sir.

Are you wearing slacks or those are your bare legs?

Why didn't you tell me?

You should have some decency.

Sorry, sir. It was my fault.

Yay!

Mr. Gaurav, I don't think you know, but your pants are down again.

-Again? -Yes, sir.

Oh, man!

Whose pants are these?

It's zombie time!

Of course.

Brother-in-law, where do you think you're going?

Oh, great!

My denim jacket!

Oh! Thanks, Addy!

Oh, great! Kusha!

-Shall we? -Have you ever eaten this?

Everybody, please. Eyes here!

Sunil, eyes here. Not here. Here.

My pajamas are sliding down.

Gaurav's pants keep dropping,

-and your pajamas keep sliding. -It doesn't matter. Gaurav is shameless.

Why should I be ashamed?

Gaurav, your bum…

-Sexy, right? -I hope you didn't see the marks.

Full marks for your bum.

So, Arshad and Boman were like, "Kusha, Mallika, just go inside."

"Do whatever it takes."

"You can say whatever you want, but just make them laugh."

"Don't come back empty-handed."

He's tall and handsome, and he has juicy lips.

He's tall and handsome, and he has juicy lips.

The occasion lights up when Sunil shakes his hips!

Sir, move your lips as well.

Lips, lips, lips!

When Kusha and Mallika came in as zombies,

they added a lot of music and happiness.

When you're in a happy zone, you forget where you are.

So dangerous! It's not very wise to participate too much.

But you got to participate. That is the game.

Actually, I have this problem…

-Be careful. -It's gas problem.

-It's gas problem… -Oh! So, that's what it is!

There's gas problem at my place as well.

We get the gas cylinder after a week of booking.

You know, earlier, I was a sugar candy.

But then I turned all spicy.

Sometimes I even turn salty.

Yes, my mother is also like bitter gourd.

What did you do then?

Well, we ground it into powder.

Both Kusha and Mallika have an infectious laugh.

When they laugh, the others also feel like laughing.

You've been eliminated for the second time. Get out.

They're laughing so much.

How did they even pass the audition?

Please laugh.

You should laugh as well.

If Aakash laughs, I'll give him two crore rupees.

He's smiling! He's smiling!

-You saw it. Right, Arshad? -Yeah. Caught him.

Okay.

I think it was either of you.

We are already out.

Oh, my God! My calves!

-What an act, brother. -Alright.

-What an act! -What an act!

-Really good. -Good show! Good show!

-Really good. -Good show, guys!

Very nice. Right? Alright.

Two violations. Two!

By two different people.

Yeah? Alright.

Let's have a look at the screen.

What did you do?

Ankita… you get a red card.

-Oh, I'm out? -Yeah.

Okay. And the second violator is…

Really?

Sir, this is so sad.

But, unfortunately, this is the way the cookie crumbles.

Well, I did smile.

Here is somebody

whose jokes crack up everyone in my family.

I watch his videos when I'm having a sad day.

-But what a game! -What a game!

Good, guys!

Oh, shit! Sunil Grover!

People who portray beautiful characters

are really very human and laughing is natural.

Have fun. Thank you.

Kusha and Mallika, I really like your company with us.

-Please. We missed you all. -I want to let you all know…

You all were great, but I want to remind the two of you

that you are out of the game. What are you doing?

Stop it now. Come on. Relax. Let them do it.

Come on. Thank you. Give them a big hand, everybody!

Bye, guys.

All the best.

Good luck!

Now, only the three of you are left.

-Three musketeers. -Three musketeers.

Go for it.

It's going to be tough actually. It's going to be pretty one-on-one.

And now, we'll have three rounds of face-offs.

These are the last ten minutes, guys. Good luck!

Sunil, Ankita, we'll see you in the den.

They caught me smiling and gave me the red card.

I didn't feel bad about not being in the top three.

All I was thinking about was that I couldn't perform the last act

that I had been preparing for.

If there was a penny given every time I laughed, I'd be a billionaire.

For me to have survived close to six hours…

I've won the game already.

-Guys, give your all! -See you in ten minutes, everyone.

Outside.

See you.

You laugh, you lose!

Hello!

It's a party here!

My dear! My child! What happened to you?

Darling!

Love you.

Only ten minutes of the game are left.

I'm tired. I'm exhausted. I've tried everything.

I don't understand.

How are the people, who've lasted so long, going to break at this point?

If I could pull my intestines out at that point to make them laugh,

and just wrap them around my neck and just dance like Helen,

I would've done that!

It's an intense situation. Because this is the last time--

I mean, if someone gets out now, it's like… we're almost done.

Ten comedians took up the challenge of not laughing for six hours.

After hundreds of near laughs,

we are finally down to three comedians.

For these three prisoners, who have not given up yet,

I think it's time for fourth degree torture!

Let's show them!

Let's get ready for the final face-offs.

Quick question, Boman.

Do you know why Earth's parents are angry at her?

Why?

Because she keeps roaming around day and night!

Time for some good old PJs, I think.

-Three. -Two.

One.

Last ten minutes!

I'm very mature!

I'm so mature that the police arrested me once.

Because I was shouting on the streets…

"I'm a chor ! I'm a chor !"

Why do Indian soap operas have more immunity?

-Why? -Because they've got Tulsi.

Sex with me is like an onion.

You'll tear up for sure.

What do you call an AC that chews tobacco?

Spit AC.

What will you say if you want to send a rose to the moon?

Gulab ja moon.

Sex with me is like a car.

Oh, God!

Aakash crashes it every time.

Sex with me is like Aadar Malik.

I never want to do it.

Now, it's time for some arm wrestling.

And trash talking, but with compliments.

How will they do both?

They won't be able to do it, and that's why we have to make them do it.

I hate you, but I love you.