Berserk

I'm pretty sure it was Nostradamus who said

the most massive stars in the universe

have the shortest lives.

Just look at the "27 Club".

A bunch of famous people with shitloads of money,

leads to boredom, leads to temptation,

leads to shitty decisions,

leads to total self-destruction.

You're not a slave to need

or to God, fuck else is there to do?

Become a slave to something else.

If you know what owns you and you and you ignore it,

life's pretty crappy.

But if you know what owns you and you let it,

then life's fucking awesome.

Especially in Hollywood.

Freeze over in the winter, either.

Swimming is one of Hollywood's main forms of exer...

So yesterday, right,

I buy this pack of natural chewing gum

and the packaging has these big bright letters on it

that say "Bright Green".

And all I could think of was bright green.

Like the words were just forced upon me

like I have no other choice

but to fall to the mercy of them.

And I realized, that's how my script needs to read.

Bright fucking green!

Evan, you're an actor.

You're not a writer.

What?

We're letting you go.

Wait.

What, why?

Is it because I wouldn't cut my hair?

Because if it's 'cause I wouldn't cut my hair,

I could cut my hair if that's what you prefer.

Listen, your projects aren't going to happen.

You're not the leading man that we thought you were.

I don't understand, what did I do?

Every audition you've gone in on,

you fucked up.

Your feedback has been terrible.

Because I've been writing the script,

I've been finishing the script.

We represent you as an actor,

not as a screenwriter.

Well maybe you could represent me as both

because, I was literally just about to send it to you.

Is it finished?

Um yeah, it's closed to being finished.

It's almost finished.

Goodbye, Evan.

Wait, look, I just got to Raffy's.

We're making final touches today.

Look, it's just the business.

Nothing personal.

Please don't do this.

This is all I have.

I'm sorry.

But I'd be co-starring opposite Raffy Rivers.

His name could get it made.

We could shoot it this year.

You send me a completed script

with the Raffy Rivers actually committed,

and maybe I will think about it.

Okay.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You won't regret it.

I will have the script to you tomorrow morning.

Uh huh.

Goodbye, Evan.

138, 139, 140, 150, 160.

How does that feel?

Can you feel your own mortality?

How does that feel, dumbfuck?

Piece of a, piece of a,

how does that feel, you piece of a fuck?

Can you taste your own mortality?

Evian, mazel tov,

what's popping, baby? Hey man, how was it?

Man you know, just happy to be back to be honest.

Well that ding dong chime thing's new, huh?

Fucking stalkers, had to, man.

Yeah fuck, what was her calling card again?

You looked good today?

You smell good today.

That's some weird shit, man.

Yo my therapist said,

all it is is just bad people looking for attention.

So fuck 'em.

Do you think whoever it is sees it

like Romeo and Juliet?

Like some weird fucked up love story?

Yo, Leo was good in that shit.

But I don't know about the Romeo and Juliet shit.

But I'm used to strangers falling in love with me.

It's the weird fucking letters that,

Yeah.

I can't get with it.

What's up with your eyes, man?

You've been crying?

You've been bitching up on me, hmm?

No, no.

I put eye drops in.

Oh, you've been getting high without me.

You motherfucker.

No, I came from the gym.

I had dry eyes.

Ooh, speaking of the gym.

Today is a juice day.

Juice day, but it's Halloween.

Fuck Halloween.

Man, all the refined sugar and shit.

Give you man titties, you don't want that.

Woo, I see you.

Don't even worry about it.

There's no nuts in that, you'll be fine.

There's chlorophyll in this shit

supposed to get rid of all the mercury.

You know, I shit Sashimi, so this perfect for me.

Well in Fukusheema too.

Mmm, fuck all the Shimis.

Bottoms up.

Bottoms up.

Why would you do this to me!?

I loved you!

I fucking loved you and you fucked with me.

I didn't fuck with you.

It's all in your head.

It's not real.

Of course it's real!

Every little thing you do is real

and it has a consequence!

You can't manipulate the wo...

You can't manipulate the world.

Commit!

Fucking commit!

Ahh, no, I can't.

It doesn't feel real.

How real you need, it felt good.

No, it feels fake.

Can you turn that off?

Sora, next track.

It's our second act turning point.

I mean everything in our character's life

is supposed to fall apart here.

We're being too conservative.

It should feel impossible that he'll

ever piece his life back together again.

Shit, you always do this shit.

Do what?

Right when we're on to something cool,

you perfect the shit out of it

till it's not cool anymore.

You wipe it till it bleeds.

Yeah I just want it to be perfect.

I want it to be Black Swan perfect.

Uh, no.

I'm focusing.

See, that's your problem right there.

All this umming and ahhing shit.

That's what makes you week.

Hey how the fuck you want me to commit to your script

when you won't even commit to finishing

the fucking thing?

You got to commit to your choices, Evan.

Be impulsive, that's what men do.

No matter who you are or who you're playing,

make a defined fucking choice.

Shit.

Throw a hammer at your problems.

I commit to my choices.

Yeah right.

Then why have we been going back and forth

for two years on this script?

It's because I haven't gotten it right yet.

It's not right yet.

What happened to "Bro, help me out.

"You know, it'll be quick, nice little creative adventure."

Creative exploration is what I actually...

Man we could have finished this shit months ago.

We don't even have a title!

Untitled Hollywood Hills Project.

That's a shit title.

This is your first writing project.

Get your shit together!

Okay.

All right, I'm gonna get some of this weed.

All right, let's do this.

Come on, hit that shit.

Take a big hit, commit!

There it is.

So our hero needs to be more of a man.

Animalistic but fearful.

That's what I'm talking about.

So what's he gonna do?

He gonna stay, gonna fight?

Gonna do nothing?

Well my family's never been eaten by zombies.