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Hello? Is somebody there?

I can hear somebody breathing.

I'm wondering if I'm on...

It's not me. Are you...

Can you see if you're on mute? Martha.

I'm in prison in Camarillo.

Hey, Chip. Oh, my god,

It's so good to hear from you.

I made this flyer for you... or not for you,

But for people to find you, or...

My bail's been set for $10,000,

And I need you to come and get me.

Now, please.

Um, I don't have $10,000, Chip.

Maybe we could ask your mom for it?

Nope. Do not bring mom into this, please.

Martha, please don't do that.

Okay? Well, okay, but I don't know how...

Martha, do not tell anyone.

Okay. Thank you.

Christine, is that you? Oh, hi, Maggie.

What in the world are you doing here?

Well, I'm on a new exercise kick.

I'm exercising, I'm dieting,

My nurse has me on a whole program.

I've lost 32 ounces.

Oh, well, that's something.

And I've signed up for the water aerobics here.

Are you doing that? Water aerobics? No.

I come here three times a week to do my laps.

Nice smooth motions. And two...

Nice, Christine. Everyone see how Christine's doing it?

Just like that.

Three...

And four.

oh, shit.

Good morning, Martha.

Hi, Dale. How are you?

I got you these. Pansies for my pansy.

Okay, well, these aren't pansies, Dale, but thanks.

So I was wonderin' if you'd like to go see

A movie with me tonight of the Pixar variety.

I can't. I can't go tonight. I'm sorry.

Why is that? I mean...

I've been comin' here mornin' after mornin',

You know, givin' you stacks of flowers,

And all I hear is excuses, excuses, excuses, Martha.

It's startin' to hurt my feelings.

Well, this time the excuse is the truth, though.

What, you don't like pixar films?

No, I just, um... Chip called me.

Yeah. So?

Well, so he's in jail in Camarillo and...

He's in jail in Camarillo, is he?

Yeah, and he needs me to bail him out,

And I don't have $10,000.

What's he in jail for?

Is he smuggling oxycontin up his derriere?

Um, I don't know, Dale, he didn't tell me,

But he did tell me I couldn't tell anyone else that he's in jail,

And so I don't know what I'm gonna do about it,

'cause I don't have his bail... shh, shh, shh, shh.

You're upset. I'm upset.

The difference is you're sexy when you're upset, you know?

I know but that's not what I'm trying to do right now.

Okay? Okay.

If I make this Chip problem go away,

Will you promise to go on a date with me tonight and see a pixar film?

Hey, mom, guess what? Chip's in prison in Camarillo.

You need to go bail him out.

Your shrubs are lookin' nice.

Jesus. Camarillo.

I don't know what to eat.

Have you been to Camarillo?

I have not, but it's only two hours away.

Is it even a town? Is it incorporated or...

I mean, where am I gonna eat?

Are there chains there? Is their food healthy food?

I'm sure you can find some healthy options,

Just maintain your routine. Okay?

I mean, I'm going to get my son out of prison.

I think it's a little hard to maintain a routine.

You have my number, and this is a print out of the pool hours

At the hotel you're gonna be staying at in Camarillo.

Okay? Oh, lifesaver.

So you can keep up with your water aerobics.

That's the hotel? It is.

Three times a week is what we talked about, remember?

All right. Well, I'll do what I can.

The judge is in charge of this thing.

Christine, you are in charge of this thing, okay?

Routine... I'm not in charge of anything.

Christine.

Christine, take a deep breath.

I'm okay.

You're a strong woman... uh-huh.

And you're gonna be there for your kids.

But to do that, you have to stay healthy.

We finally got you pooping every day, okay?

Yes. We really need to keep that up.

Okay. All right.

I need socks. I didn't see one sock in here.

I will go grab your socks. Get me some socks.

Is there anything else we need upstairs?

Socks. I need socks. Those hotel floors are filthy.

Joey! No splashing!

Be nice to your sister.

Are you sure this is the right room?

Sorry, mom.

Oh.

I can't believe it.

Oh.

When Dale told me... Dale told you, huh?

I thought, "oh, my god, my son?"

I don't even see my Chippy in there.

I see a jail bird.

Mom, I don't want you worrying about me anymore.

Okay?

It's not worth it for you.

What did you do to get in here?

Mom, it was just...

It was trespassing, and... and mischief, I think.

Mischief? Mischief. Yeah. General mischief.

Mischief! Mischief.

Were you chasing a mouse around?

Oh, Chip.

Is it because I sent your french wife away?

No, that's not it.

You know, Chip, I provide a house for you,

I give you food, I give you money,

I bought... I bought... I bought tennis shoes,

I paid for your clown college...

I don't know what to tell you, mom.

I'm... I'm a millennial.

What does that even mean?

I actually don't know.

Well, I'm your mother.

Do you know what that means?

Does it mean anything to you? Yes, mom.

oh!

Can you believe it?

One more thing, that's what I needed.

Oh. Ma'am, what are you doing?

I'm a diabetic.

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

Officer, she just needs to take her medicine.

No, you're gonna have to do it out in the lobby, please.

Oh, my god, you're going to be the death of me.

Oh, god.

Sorry. Family stuff.

There she is, and date night has begun.

Hi, Dale. Does this mean that

You took care of the Chip stuff?

Oh, absolutely, yes.

Okay, thanks.

And... I got you these, some chocolates

From a chocolatier downtown.

Okay. Thanks.

Your chariot awaits. Okay.

So, the cuisine tonight's gonna be chinese,

But the check will be dutch.

Okay.

Well, I wore you down. I told you I would.

Yeah, I guess you did.

Yep. Now, I've had a lot of experience

With a long-term relationship,

So I thought we'd, you know, lay down a few ground rules.

I think... Dale, I was kind of hoping

We could be little bit more loosey-goosey with this.

Ooh, yeah.

Like with my ex fiance, we didn't really have any ground rules and stuff.

Well, you said it yourself, ex fiance.

You and I are playing for keeps.

Okay? So, Nicole, if there's any...

Uh, Dale, you just called me Nicole.

Well, that's gonna happen.

That is definitely gonna happen.

So, how did it go with Chip?

Did... did everything turn out okay?

Don't you worry about Chip. I told you that, Martha.

Just worry about us. Okay.

You know, I was thinkin'

You'd be such a good step-mom to my daughters.

You really would.

Or maybe one day you and I could have a kid.

All I gotta do is put my seed,

You know, inside your dirt.

And we'll have a little squirt.

Oh, good.

Say, could you, uh, give me the...

Bail? What?

Bail. I saw you earlier.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're lookin' for where you go to post bail.

I am. Yeah.