Vacanze di Natale '91

Christmas Holiday 91.

Translation and adaptation Cristiano Ferocci.

But, maybe it's a crime to have my space!

- Sure sure! But... - Here it is.

Now get your tailor to the bar!

First of all, she is not a tailor, she is a fashion designer.

If I knew she would come with you at least, I did not give you...

Easy with the words! If you want to know my son,

do not talk about it. He's a friend with my dad.

Oh, a nice friend! One day I get home and find you in bed together!

If your child finds you in bed. And slowly, she slowly understands something.

You do not see your son anymore!

Better a dead dad than in bed with that tailor!

Hm, sorry!

You mean something, Leopold?

Thank you, Father! Father? Grandpa.

We all gathered together today to give Brunilde a final magic...

- Is it true that he killed him? - It sounds like an assassin!

She left behind a lonely husband at lunch.

I.

A desperate artist, blinded by the muse of inspiration.

Well, if you, Brunilde want you to receive a last salute.

An opera between life and death.

I'll put it. It just does not happen to me every day.

As I was saying... A work that explains my sad reality.

The title of the work!

Down! Who won this, Brunilde? From manufacturer to consumer.

That's how the wind blew!

Oh, you mutilated them!

You mutilated him, you mutilated them.

Is that Mike Tyson's mistress?

What are you doing? You threw the Countess into the pit? - How old have you been?

- 92, poor lady! - It's almost gone!

Please, do not go. Profit that we are all here

to invite you over three hours to the church...

A job in memory of the defunct!

No, I marry Miss Marta!

My condolence!

Leopold!

Leopold, get it.

There is no time yet.

It was time to ask the bride.

Excuse me, Father, but I said yes!

Okay, and the ring?

The ring!

Excuse me!

What's up at this time?

You closed the alley with this kid!

Look, I broke my bar and fog lights, 580 papers I have to cut.

Listen, nice man. That's my insurance. And the company is mine, I bought it.

I would not want to misunderstand me.

Do not worry. But my fog lights, 580 papers, and change them.

Enzo, Enzo! It's my wife, it's a little wild, but it's very wild.

Very...

Enzo, you locked me in this cage, and now I'm all pocked.

Do not leave, we're wearing suitcases.

They do not cry, maybe they'll call the guard and I'm afraid of pharynx.

Palace, sweet home!

Hello Hello. Hello Hansel, greet Gretel!

Look who's here! Hello, how are you?

Hello, Klaus!

The same suit, the same beach, the same big. Like every year.

And are you Lambertone? Incredible!

And you?

Sweetheart, you knew that Mr. from here... Look at her, place her buttocks.

I've done ten hours with my car, I re-activate them, what do you want?

It reactivates them, where! Scratch them!

- Say, what do we offer these Lambertons? - Come on, come on!

I'm upset, it's a big misunderstanding.

Ten years after our commentator Lambertoni comes to us

I did not have another client with the same name!

Who's interested in this? An order was made

on the same name. What does one have to do with each other?

I booked a wedge at the end of the pawn.

By the end of the pawn?

I understand that you prenotated a feather at the end of the Passover. You are right!

You wanted to have your room. And we ours.

- See you sir... What's his name? - LAMBERTONI.

It has the same name as we!

There are, many, many years since we come to this suite.

Director, you have a place made sandwiches!

Sandwiches! You saw what I had on the hat. I could be left alone until I left.

Mr. Lamberton,

it is a misfortune.

Could you, just for a night, adapt to a smaller situation?

- We have a little one! - A lady?

What is it? I pay like him. Does he quit? Not. Me neither! You pay him the price.

What a ridiculous situation.

It gets so many bananas. After that you will vomit.

- Listen, sir... - Lamberton! Just like you.

- What's his name? - Lamberton, just like us!

As.

You see, Mrs. Lamberton!

I think we'll change our name. But the room is not being discussed.

- Who is? - I'm the fellow, sir!

- One moment, I'm naked, do not go! - No no. How to get in, I'm waiting here.

I'm waiting here!

I have an ideea! We are arrogant.

Then let us live together! And we all have four, it's spacious.

And what are we gonna do? A communion?

Director, bring us up two brandy and a bottle of mineral water!

Come on, move your legs. I'm thirsty.

And who's going to sleep on the stomach?

Look at him, sleep! Come on, waitress!

Sleep, sleep!

Sabino! Sabino!

- What is it? - How is it?

- You sleep? - I sleep?

- Yes! - Yes? I fell asleep?

- Where is the cart? - What are you talking about?

- You started sleeping in the corridor? - Not! Director, I came with the cart.

The client told me not to come in. I sat down and I got a numb...

Director, we started the flu, and for three days I do not sleep.

Drink a coffee! Coffee? What you say? Today I drank four!

If they drink one more, sleep with their eyes open!

I'm starting to see kids crying! You know, I'm old!

Yes? Then you're old! Instead of staying here and doing crap... Go to the hospice!

Yes, I understand. Immediate. To go..

And when I go to the hospital, it will be the same.

I've been working here for 40 years. Everyone respects me.

Pretenþiosule! I'll tell you one now! Fuck this guy. Where is?

Caruth. Where is? Where did he go?

We have reserved, a matrimonial and a simple one. The name is Calo!

- You give me 231, please? - Immediate, lady!

Look what a beautiful little girl. Tell her good day! - Hello, what's your name?

Hello, Valentina Bucci da Belmonte!

Frumuºico! How old are you, three years? Nine, almost nine!

- Has the hair oxygenated? - Are you jokes? It's natural!

She looks like that from there, did you see? - Who does he look like?

- It looks exactly like our own wardrobe. - Good evening!

- Are you happy? - You made this shit...

Why? What I said? On the contrary!

Home sweet home! Is not that beautiful?

- I see her so sad. - How sad, see what house!

Who knows why? My wife Brunilde has a good heart, she likes this house.

She has not been living for five years. Since I bought it from a family in St. Moritz.

- Yes, from which family? - From family: ADAMS!

See baby, what salon is beautiful and full of life?

I published it in the Tenebre magazine!

Another black square! But why did you make them all black?

Sweetheart, this is my style. See, for example

this is called "Darkness over the Live Fence"!

But there is nothing! Of course not! It was darkness dark.

What beautiful Christmas celebrations we will have!

Big, I'll take you to St Moritz... You see what a beautiful life...

And look at me... I'm with you and dead!

But that's not the picture. It looks like he lives! - I am dead!

As you walk out of the door, you get on the ladder. You're going upstairs and your first door

on the right, you're here. The gate is on the wall, you will not be wrong.

I'm staying here with the former... thank you. - Then fine...

- You never know... - Fuck her...

So. It's broken!

What do you want to say? Why the uncle...

put it in his pajamas beside your bed?

Because your uncle was wrong, he sleeps in another room!

Here is a small and good tab for our graceful little girl!

What is this, I asked with green pepper!

Who you ordered, I was told without green pepper!

- It's not true, liar. - Have!

- What is it? - He kicked me!

- What you say? - I mean, lady...

That the girl is very naughty! A slap from time to time does not hurt!

- But who will receive this palm? - She'll get it!

The little girl knows what she says.

I'm a witness. My daughter said to be green pepper.

Both. You are a witness. I'm at fault!

The girl said with green pepper. I'll change it right away.

- Yeah, but run like the wind! - You hear her?

Yes Yes Yes!

Oh, finally. It was time! I've waited a lot for this soup.

Excuse me, I'm new here.

Take them to the kitchen and bring a green pepper file to the little girl!

What little girl?

That little girl fuckin 'there! Go!

Listen. Do you know what I did to the engineer? I put them on the table...

What you did? Pepper. And boi...

No no no. Wait!

Maicaaaa...

A bite fell in my soup, I was not careful.

- What are your muscles, are you disabled? - No, you are.

Anyway, it's better outside than inside.

Nothing happened, stay calm. Immediately bring another soup.

But it is a shame. Yes, lady, I'm abhorred. Deaf!

What are you doing. From a disaster you get into another? - No no!

But how? In the morning I found you sleeping in the corridor.

And now you threw the soup on the client's face.

Apparently this is so. But I did well.

Director, I deserve a bravo, not critics! It's been many years since I worked in the Palace.

Nothing has ever happened. You are new, you do not know all this.

Next time I'm obliged to bring evidence... Good evening, barons...

Evidence, I'll get them right away.

Oh, what have you got? What have I done to you?

What did you do to me? You do not even account for what you are doing.

Because you think beautiful, are not you?

No, you are an ugly and a vague!

I can not support your cause. Do you understand, huh?

You should eat the pigs, not the guests of a large hotel.

And if you're a pig, eat this soup.

But I put pepper in it! I do not.

Now you're gonna eat it! Abhorrent abhorrence is what you are.