The Dream Team (Les seigneurs)

ORBÉRA IS KING!

MAGIC ARTIST ORBÉRA

FRANCE IN SEMI FINALS

ORBÉRA SKINNER AS GOLD

REVELATION ORBÉRA

ORBÉRA ST. Etienne NEW COACH

ORBÉRA CONNED

FIRED FROM ST. ETIENNE

END OF THE MYTH

degrading DISMISSAL

48 CHAMPIONSHIP IS 27 GOALS chased TAX SYSTEMS

FROM GREEN CURRENT TO THE HALL

10 YEARS LATER

- You are directly in four minutes. - Thin enough.

You call this a big showdown?

The best players are abroad. The other is some mountain goats.

They graze just on the pitch. And not pitch for those with big balls.

Your father is drunk again, baby.

- Joël Fuchs, former judge... - Do not! Get me an ashtray.

- It was a common challenge. - There was criminal!

- I have never ever filmed! - Not again. It is 10 years ago.

You were expelled and missed the final.

But it was not the worst.

The worst thing was that instead of to be with the team -

- I went in town and met my wife.

Son of a bitch!

- Your red card... - Sit, Patrick.

- It destroyed my life. - Because your wife faker in bed?

- Get the guards! - The red card!

Beautiful, boys! I'm proud of you. The entire island.

We've played us to seventh round of the Coupe de France.

It's a miracle!

- What about a bonus, Mr President? - A bonus? Why is that?

Because we qualified. Cheers to Brittany!

- What can you use a bonus here? - He says something.

- Rent. - Electric and gas.

- My car loan! - Nénene, 13 beers on my tab.

Mr President!

The program attacks the previous top player Orbéra judge...

Money increases them to the head.

You're right, Titouan. Do not give baboons too much.

What? What is he saying?

He is in his office, Mr. Mayor.

- Oh god! - Cleaning lady found him.

This was lying on his table.

Is cannery under management?

- How much does it take to save it? - 600,000 euros.

We're done.

- We have to win this year's Tom Thumb-cup. - Continue Le Pen.

Every year doing one amateur teams must. Remember Calais, Carquefou and Chambery.

We play us ahead and play against a first division team in Brest -

- in front of 15,000 spectators. It gives the box.

So we must handle two rounds. There must be a miracle.

They still have no fixed abode. How do you sleep, Mr Orbéra?

After the evening's program: the cell.

- At the hotel or with friends. - If someone pick him up.

I would argue that Mr Orbéra just been dismissed from the TV show.

For unsportsmanlike behavior.

How could I meet your request?

I just want to be allowed to to see my daughter.

- I want to improve myself. - I certainly hope so.

But I do not have proof.

An employment contract. A house with a room for Louise.

And first and foremost must of alcoholism.

Until these requirements are met, lose the custody.

- Are you so happy? - Yes, very much.

You stink like a whole barrel of booze.

- Why is Louise here? - Imelda go to stores with her.

- Father! - Hello, sweetheart.

- It's just make-up. - Have I ruined your life, Dad?

You?

- You are the best thing in my life. - Mr Orbéra?

The very best.

- I'll see. - Mr Orbéra?

I have something for you. A trænerjob in a small club.

Is there anyone who will hire me? Where?

Molene. A small Breton island.

So I'm all the way down to touch the bottom. Do I have a choice?

What a hole in the ground.

I am Titouan Leguennec. Jump into.

- Do you know what the pay is? - Yes, the minimum wage.

What is it in these days? 3,000?

- 1,321. Gross. - So much...

I can only pay you this month. The club is in trouble.

Unless... Do you know the story of Tom Thumb?

Hello, everyone.

I'd be interested to look at, but I will be alone with the team now. Thank you.

- We are team. - Can not you see it?

- Do we have a chance? - None.

And the pitch slopes. How did you get to the seventh round?

Held.

It's a nightmare.

I have contacted a Romanian striker.

I wait for him to call back.

- Is this your wife? - No, my daughter and my grandson.

If you try something, do swim all the way to the mainland.

Hello. My name is Anne. Welcome to Molene.

This is my grandfather's ship.

A tunbåd built in 1924. Is not she beautiful?

Is this Alcatraz, or what?

So you can not take into and get drunk.

- What are you doing? - I'll take you in treatment.

- Do you know anything about alcoholism? - No. I'm from Brittany.

- Have I ruined your life, Dad? - What a hole in the ground.

Until these requirements are met, lose custody.

Have I ruined your life, Dad?

Sorry. I would just shut you out.

- It's the stupid. - I had no plans to go.

Are you okay?

I just have a small... panic attacks.

When my husband was at sea, I sat here -

- and the stars to calm down.

- Where is your husband? - He's disappeared. At sea.

The sea is rough. Therefore put sailors relied on stars.

Did I forget to lock? Get up! It's seven o'clock.

The Romanian has sent a picture.

- And? - He has only one leg.

I've thought about it.

One player does not help. We must strengthen the whole team.

- I'm no Rockefeller. - I dare not promise anything.

But I have an idea.

Have you seen Marandella?

Where is Marandella?

Have you seen Marandella?

- Marandella! - Orbéra!

It's over ten years ago!

- I'm on my ass. - It's not why I'm here.

You know I get seasick. And then you drag me to an island?

- Join us in the Jacuzzi. - You must give up Coke and whores.

- I'm not a whore, but escort. - Dickhead.

Marandella, you have completely forgotten the organized struggle?

And the two kilograms pot in Amsterdam?

- Okay, I understand! - Have you forgotten that I saved your life?

Forgot it? Do you remember, I saved your life?

How could I know she was underage?

She told me she was 32

- It's me who is the victim here. - Honor...

I defended you both in court, to the union and to your mother.

You stood for five years. Give me three months.

Listen. I finished my career at Boca Juniors in Argentina.

It should be remembered as my last club. Not a bunch Breton miners.

It's football socialism. We attacking football capitalists.

Do it because you owe me. And do it for the people.

I've always hated to be on target. Then I play center forward.

Only center forward.

How bullshit. Center forward.

It all started when I came to Milan.

Every time I scored, put the other one on me.

Top of you?

When scores, run they going to crush one.

No, Mr Ziani, not again. It is just the way they express enthusiasm.

I was afraid of being suffocated.

I stopped to score.

Berlusconi hated me. Do you know what he called me?

Zidantetanten.

Sooner or later, you realize that you were a great player.

Scares death you? You get no warning.

The beats just for. As mosquitoes that swarm about you.

The think all is well, but then suddenly...

Mr Ziani, as time has passed for today.

Already? Can I come tomorrow?

- Only if you are sick. - I do not feel good.

I cages me up with Mother and play PlayStation all day long.

They have deleted my player in FIFA. I is not even virtual more!

Mr Ziani, Now you must come to their senses.

Rayane. Your mom said I could find you here. You look great.

It's just... It's complicated.

How are you? I have gone down the flag. Have you heard of FIFA?

You should not connect a failure. I have a club for you.

Is there a club that will have me?

Juve? Barca?

No, Molene in Brittany.

- UK? - No, Brittany.

They want you and no one else. They are your biggest fans.

My biggest fans?

- Do I need vaccinations? - No.

- Hello, sir N'dogo. - Hello.

Scrabble on Thursday? My wife makes the pie.

- Decorated with a chocolate football. - I'd be happy to.

- You enjoy retired life, huh? - Orbéra!

Here is quiet.

Neighbors die like flies. I go and cut the lawn.

- Weke N'dogo! Will you come here?! - I'm coming, baby.

Team does not have a chance, but you can defend them.

- Fatou kill me. - Does it not okay with the heart?

The risk of a blood clot is 1:500, then everything is fine.

- Get your feet up of the cold water! - It's 32 degrees.

- I say it's cold. - It's a bit chilly.

I need you, weke.

Drop it. Children must not even play football.

Come out of the pool!

Fatou what if I took your husband on a spa by the sea in Brittany?

- He's become a little flabby, right? - It struck me immediately.

Three or four weeks at the very best spa with the best doctors -

and he is 15 years younger.

- In Brittany? - Yes, with fresh sea air.

- No football? - No. Only oysters.

It is good for the heart.

- Are you sure? - Yes. I've just been there myself.

- So I get my young love again? - May I?