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Do you crave the thrill of fear?
The Fear Forest is open for another season.
Journey through our labyrinth of nightmares
led in the light of Frankenstein's bride, the werewolf,
and the mummy come to life.
But beware, some visitors never leave.
Don't miss your chance to face the terror at Fear Forest
where fear never dies.
This weekend, the Fear Forest is opening its gates
one last time.
Step inside where their creatures of the night,
Frankenstein's bride, the mummy, and more
are waiting for you.
But beware, some say the forest has claimed the lives
of those who entered before.
Will you be next?
Visit Fear Forest, but remember,
there's no guarantee you'll escape.
Come one, come all
to the Fear Forest.
The ultimate haunted attraction.
Step into the fun night and meet our terrifying cast.
Frankenstein's bride, the blood-thirsty vampire,
the ferocious werewolf, and the ancient Egyptian mummy.
Can you survive the horrors that await inside,
or will the Fear Forest claim you too?
Visit us if you dare.
We went to Fear Forest Forest once, just once.
I was a teenager then,
and it was more of a dare than anything,
but something always felt wrong about that place.
The animatronics, they didn't just move,
they watched you, especially that vampire.
My friend disappeared that night.
They found him later, claimed it was an accident,
and none of us ever believed that.
When they shut the place down, I wasn't surprised.
The whole thing felt hurt.
Watch your step out there.
It's a real blood bath.
Well, don't worry about me.
I just came in from a murder up in the Highlands.
Should have seen what some creep did to his girlfriends.
Girlfriends?
Yeah, real black mass or something.
Don't lock up. I'll be a while.
Take your time.
I got paperwork up the ass.
What the hell?
Damn animatronic prop scared the hell out of me.
Some blood?
I better document that.
Geez.
Oh, hey baby.
You looking for a good time?
What the hell happened here?
I bet you had a stake in it, Drac. (Laughs)
Stake. You get it?
I crack myself up.
What was that?
Hey, it's just the crime lab documenting the crime scene.
That was weird.
I guess you're not roaming anywhere.
Wait, what the hell?
Oh my goodness! Let go!
Help! No, stop! (Screams)
We had so much fun at Fear Forest.
Like, you go with a group of friends all excited
and come out screaming and laughing.
But looking back, some things were off.
I mean, one year, the werewolf animatronic
it had blood on its claws.
We thought it was part of the show,
but then we found out someone had actually died there
the night before.
They closed the park after that,
but makes you wonder what really happened.
Man, I still remember going to Fear Forest
every October as a kid.
My parents used to drop me and my friends off
and we dare each other to see who could last the longest.
It was a blast.
Until that one year when the animatronics went haywire.
I swear Frankenstein's Bride moved off her track
and looked right at me.
Not in a programmed way.
It was different.
After that, we stopped going and then, you know,
all the rumors started about the deaths
and the place shut down.
Creepy stuff.
Hey, everybody.
Haunted Hank here.
The Fear Forest is back
and it's bigger and scarier than ever.
Explore the dark woods.
Behind every single corner hides a brand new monster.
You'll see the Frankenstein bride, the vampire,
even the werewolf.
It's an experience you will never, ever forget.
That is, of course, if you survive.
The Fear Forest.
Don't miss your chance to experience the fear.
My friends, the time has come.
We must move on.
I, Malichi Bones, have grand plans for you.
some loathsome individuals
sent to help clean out the grounds.
I trust you'll treat them well.
This place looks like a real shit hole.
Can you get these cuffs off us now?
Where would we escape to?
We'll take care of everything when Mr. Bones gets here.
Man, I wanna be on that boardwalk and have some fun.
What do you say, sport?
We're here for restitution, not to have fun.
Up yours.
Ouch. That sounded final.
Welcome to the Fear Forest, bitches.
All right, everybody line up.
Oh, I'd like to keep a pair of these for later.
What do you say, ladies?
I'd rather go back to lockup, creepo.
Suit yourself.
Maybe you'd prefer Caleb here.
Any day over you.
All right, enough all of you.
Now you're here for four days to pay your fines
and reduce your jail time, not to fight with one another.
Let's just all get through this.
Yes, let's all be good friends, shall we?
You must be Ms. Emma Brown,
guardian of these adult children.
Everybody, this is Mr. Malichi Bones.
One time proprietor of this establishment.
Welcome to Fear Forest
where all your nightmares come true,
where your blood will run cold and
You're getting run out 'cause you can't pay the taxes.
Spare us the showmanship.
You're such an asshole.
Let the man talk.
You know, this used to be a really cool place.
I lost my virginity here.
Geez, I thought anyone under nine
needed parental supervision.
Enough all of you.
No more disrespect!
Now, thanks to Malichi's generosity,
he's provided this opportunity for you to pay the debt
that you owe to the penal system.
Well said.
Your help for the next four days.
Serenity, Skyler, Caleb, and Luca.
A rogue's den if I ever saw one.
What exactly do we have to do for you?
Finally, a sensible question.
I like you.
In my charge, we'll be cataloging and emptying out
this once great park of its contents.
A dirty, sad job, but as our astute friend stated,
the township wants to tear it down
to make room for a longer boardwalk
and more up to date attractions.
Beach goers don't want to be frightened.
They want plastic entertainment.
Yes, well, Project Next Step is here
to bring our A game to the job, right?
Okay, your help for the next four days.
Grab your stuff.
I'll give you a tour on our way to your lodgings.
This place looks like Willy Wonka.
Of the damned.
God help me.
Fear Forest was opened in 1968
and ran profitably for the next 12 years.
The '80s brought change.
Video arcades, and then computers, and finally the internet.
It spelled doom for the attraction.
I'd' pick a video game over this place any day.
Don't interrupt.
We had the Hell House, the Field of Screams,
and the Mill of Stone Women,
but our biggest stars were the monsters.
Monsters?
Looks like they're around every corner.
The true monsters.
The werewolf, Dracula, the mummy, and the bride.
We have a bunch of them around here already.
Haven't you noticed?
They were housed in our den of darkness.
Fine creations handmade by no one knows who,
and from where is anyone's guess.
Sounds mysterious.
As mysterious as it was,
every visitor was fascinated with them.
The public couldn't get enough of them.
They were our main attraction.
Weren't there some terrible accident here
once in the '90s?
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