KaBlam!

WAKE UP THE MASSES!

ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION.

HOLD ON TIGHT!

TAKE A DEEP BREATH...

FOR A NEW KIND OF CARTOON SHOW.

WICKET! WICKET! WICKET!

IIIIIT'S...

KABLAM!

WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE.

NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES,

HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON

AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

HI, I'M HENRY.

AND I'M JUNE.

AND THIS IS...

KABLAM! KABLAM!

SURE. IT MAY SEEM LIKE JUST ANOTHER COMIC BOOK...

BUT THERE'S A CRUCIAL KABLAM!DIFFERENCE.

RIGHT, JUNE?

THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.

YOUTHE VIEWER DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PAINFUL PAPER CUTS...

OR AGONIZING STAPLE WOUNDS.

AND BEST OF ALL,

WE TURN THE PAGES FOR YOU.

SO YOU CAN SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE KABLAMIEST CARTOONS

IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

AND NOW, PREPARE YOUR EYES...

YOUR EARS...

YOUR BLADDER...

FOR KABLAM!

HI-YA!

HERE'S OUR FIRST CARTOON.

IT'S 2 GUYS WHO'LL STEAL YOUR HEART.

AND SELL IT FOR SCRAP.

ENTER THE WORLD OF SNIZ AND FONDUE.

OUCH!

ALL RIGHT!

PAPER CUT.

WHEE! HA HA HA!

WHOA! AH!

UP AND DOWN!

UP-A-HOO!

FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, SNIZ,

GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

ACCORDING TO MY LOG BOOK HERE,

THAT'S EXACTLY 1 BILLION AND 3 TIMES

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO VACATE YOUR DOMICILE.

FINE!

THEN I'M GONNA GO TRASH YOURROOM.

OHH!

IF SNIZ WON'T STAY OUT OF MY ROOM,

I'LL FIND A WAY TO KEEP HIM OUT.

HUH! THAT'S EXACTLY A BILLION TIMES HE'S SAID THAT.

A BILLION AND 3, ACTUALLY.

HOWDY-DOODER.

I'M LOOKING FOR AN ATTACK DOG.

ONE THAT WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM

WITH CHEWING OFF THE LEGS OF A TRESPASSER.

AAH! SIMMER DOWN!

THIS IS AN EXOTIC PET SHOP--

ONLY RARE AND ILLEGAL ANIMALS SOLD HERE.

CHECK THIS OUT. I JUST GOT IT IN TODAY.

HOLY FRUITS!

IT'S A MADAGASCAR SCORPION,

THE MOST LETHAL ARACHNID ALIVE.

ONE STING AND OH, BABY, WILL YOU DIE.

OOH!

COMPELLING!

SCARY!

SOLD!

JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE WHERE YOU BOUGHT THIS! CAPISHE?

CAPISHE.

HO HO! WHEN SNIZ FINDS OUT

I HAVE A MADAGASCAR SCORPION,

HE'LL RETURN TO MY ROOM NEVER MORE.

YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SHOES IN MY BED, ARE YOU?

I JUST CHANGED THE SHEETS LAST MONTH!

OOH! HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? A HAMSTER?

HARDLY.

THIS IS MY ROOM GUARDIAN.

A MADAGASCAR SCORPION!

SNAP ME DOWN! WHAT A SICK PURCHASE!

SICK ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU OUT OF MY ROOM FOREVER?

FRUIT'S ON THAT! HE'S IN A TANK.

OH! WHY DID I BOTHER?

AH, FONDUE, COME ON.

GIVE YOURSELF A LITTLE CREDIT FOR TRYING.

AAH! AAH!

ONE STING AND IT KILLS?

THAT'S WHAT THE MAN SAID.

I SUGGEST YOU TWO TAPE YOUR FEET UP, AS WELL.

FONDUE! YOU UTTER IMBECILE!

HOW COULD YOU BRING A LETHAL CREATURE INTO OUR HOUSE?

WELL, IF A CERTAIN SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE STAYED OUT OF MY ROOM...

SNIZ, LOOK OUT!

WOW! SO MUCH TERROR IN SUCH A TINY PACKAGE.

WEAPONS NOW!

MUST CRUSH!

HOLD ON, PAL!

I PAID $39.99 FOR THAT THING.

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF.YOU GOT RIPPED OFF.

LOOK, IT'S EITHER IT OR US.

OK. IT.

SNAP A DUJU'S! READY FOR ACTION.

THANKS.

SNIZ AND I WILL CHECK UPSTAIRS.

BONK, YOU AND BIANCA ON THE MEZZANINE SCENE.

OH! AAH!

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

SOAP SCUM!

I FEEL SOMETHING.

GET READY.

I'M GONNA SLIDE IT YOUR WAY.

YAAH! YAAH! YAAH!

WAIT! STOP!

IT'S YOUR MISSING LUKE SKYRUNNER ACTION FIGURE.

I'M LEAVING.

BAD IDEA! DON'T GET UP.

DON'T MOVE. DON'T BREATHE.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

MAJOR SCORPY SITUATION!

LUMBAR REGION!

NO! NO! NO!

FONDUE, YOU GOT TO CHILL.

ANY SUDDEN MOVE COULD BE FATAL.

MOMMY, NO, NO. THIS IS IT.

WHAT DO WE DO? THINK FAST.

DON'T MOVE!

'CAUSE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON?

YAAH!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO! LOOK AT ME!

I'M A JUMPING BEAN!

I'M A JUMPING BEAN!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOA! I LOVE IT!

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

HEY, ONE MORE.

LOOK! NO HANDS!

UP AND DOWN!

MEE MEE MEE!

WHOO-HOO!

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, CHARGE 'EM.

WHOO! OOH! EEE!

WHOO-HOO!

BLBLBLBLBL. I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.

SCORPIONS GIVE ME THE WILLIES.

CHECK OUT THE NAILS.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE DEADLY BLACK WIDOW SPIDER?

YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU...

WITH THE FANGS.

THIS IS THE ALWAYS ENJOYABLE PART OF THE SHOW.

POOR JUNE DESPERATELY TRIES TO TOP THE PREVIOUS CARTOON.

HEY!

AAH!

AND THIS IS THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE I, UM...

WHAT IS IT I DO?

YOU SAVE ME FROM A PAINFUL DEATH!

NO! THAT'S NOT IT.

AAH!

NOW I REMEMBER.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SAY, THEY'RE PLASTIC,

THEY'RE SPASTIC,

THEY'RE FANTASTIC!

THEY'RE THE SUPERHEROES OF ACTION LEAGUE NOW!

COMING UP NEXT.

JUNE!

OK, OK.

BUT YOU BETTER START BEING NICE TO ME.

Announcer: DATELINE. DANGER DRIVEWAY,

WHERE THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES IN THE WORLD

DO BATTLE WITH A FILTHY FOE.

I DON'T RECALL WASHING THE CHIEF'S NEW CAR BEING IN THE ACTION LEAGUE OATH.

YEAH. IF I'D WANTED TO BE A SWABBIE,

I WOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE NAVY.

STINKY, THUNDER GIRL, YOU MISSED A SPOT.

GOT YOU COVERED GUYS.

OOH!

OH! OOH! BLASTED! OW!

AAH! OW!

YOU RESINHEADS, QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

I WANT THAT CAR TO SHINE LIKE A TIN ROOF ON A TAR PAPER SHACK.

OH!

CAR!

HEY, THAT GUY'S A LITTER BUG!

NOBODY POLLUTES ON MY WATCH.

ACTION LEAGUE AWAY!

I GOT FRONT SEAT!

I GOT--I GOT FRONT SEAT!

NO WAY! I CALLED IT!

MY NEW...

UH!

CAR!

STARRING...