Osaka Tough Guys (Naniwa yuukyôden / なにわ遊侠伝) (なにわ遊侠伝)

Produced by Hero

Project Manager: Seishi Nishino

Production: Hirohiko Suekichi

TACHINOMI BAR

Hey!

Original Story: Miwamiwa/Daisuke Taichi Production: Dohkuman Pro

Screenplay: Tetsuo lnoue Hey man, where you going?

Wait, eh!

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Producers: Tetsuya Yuki, Fujio Matsushima & Tamio Kanda

Eiji, hey Eiji, wait! You alright, Eiji?

Look at you. You're such a...

Director: Takashi Nliike - Hey, you alright? - Sorry mate.

Please leave me alone.

Come on.

- Why don't you play with us for a bit? - Please leave me alone.

- Get your hands off me. - 'Please leave me. '

You make me laugh!

Get your hands off me!

Huh? Hey, hey, hey! You look cute when you get angry.

Hey, come with us!

Stop it!

Oi, you bunch of losers! Are you still spending your time jerking off?

Here comes Makoto and Eiji of Tsutenkaku High.

Right, this is the kind of chance you only get once in a hundred years.

Let's pay them back that little debt we owe them.

Once in a hundred years?

You think you're a Samurai, right?

You sure you're not the cry baby that Makoto had to look after?

Still got a dick?

Do you want me to shave you again?

Shut your fucking mouth.

I'm going to cut your big head right off your shoulders.

Run quick!

I said run quick!

New!

This is for you!

Hey, hey, get out of my way!

Mr. Daimon...

Mr. Daimon?

Please marry me, will you?

Mr. Daimon!

Marry me!

My sweet heart!

MY Measure!

What was that?

Monster.

OSAKA TOUGH GUYS

Kentaro Nakakura Ycshiyuki Ohmcri

Gajiro Sato

Sei Hiraizumi Tadashi Sate

Guest Appearance by Shingc Yamashim

Rikiya Yasuoka

The students listed... have been expelled from school...due to their behavior...

...including fighting, gambling, making threats...

- And the next one means pussy, right? - Yeah, that's pussy.

Drinking, smoking and driving without a license.

What's their problem?

Are they trying to get rid of us? Stupid fucking teachers! You'll be sorry!

They're kidding us, right?

They'd better get their fucking asses in gear!

It's the last fart of the fox!

You dummy! You mean the last fart of the badger.

Badger? No, no, it's fox.

It's definitely badger. I'll put money on it.

I would like to make it very clear here,

that our priority must always be to uphold the good name of Tsutenaku High School.

And, ladies and gentlemen,

please ensure that the student body is equally committed to this policy.

Anyway, we've thrown Yamada and Fukenaga out,

so I'm sure our school will be a bit quieter from now on.

From this night onwards I can at last sleep soundly.

I'm so happy...

What are you doing? We're having a teachers' meeting. Leave the room!

Shut your fucking mouth. We're here to say goodbye.

Let's have a look at your faces for the last time!

We're gonna have to lean on you a bit.

Someone...police!...Telephone! Please call the police!

Freeze!

Interesting suggestion.

If you really want to, call the police.

But I'm gonna have to spread the word about what goes on here.

There's no secret amongst friends.

You, as head teacher, are accepting bribes for backdoor admissions.

You know...?

Now for the deputy head teacher.

You're having an affair with the mother of one of your students!

Not forgetting the course leader! You're sleeping with one of the students!

Do you want everyone to know about it?

Rie...

If people outside know about this, the reputation of the school will be shit.

And, as from next year, no one will want to enroll anymore, huh?

Bad news!

Don't call the police, OK?

That's a good head teacher. You're not completely stupid.

So maybe you'd be prepared to forget that notice about expelling us from school?

- What? That's... - That's what I could say,

but since we fucking hate this fucking stupid school anyway, we're gonna split.

Thanks!

Don't get too relaxed.

As we're prepared to leave, why not give us a farewell gift?

A farewell gift...?

I'm talking about a little memento for two intelligent young men with a bright future.

Make sure you give way to your generous nature.

Are you totally serious?

You think that's enough?

Hey! Open the fucking safe! I know you've got shitloads in there!

This is the national bank of black economy, right?

We're prepared to settle for one million yen!

One million...one million yen?

What?

Are you giving it to us or what?

No problem. I'll give you one million yen.

Is there anything else you need from me?

You know about the last fart? Does that refer to a fox or a badger?

A weasel, of course.

Weasel?

The proverb goes, 'The weasel's last fart is the smelliest. '

So it was weasel after all.

You learn something new...

OK! Let's get to the safe.

Party time? Let's party!

How about The Pink Salon! The Pink Salon!

You butthead! We've got one million yen. Don't come up with crap suggestions.

How about a hostess club then? A hostess club!

Butthead! That's crap too. Can't you come up with anything better?

Then where do you wanna go?

Let's think...

You can't come up with anything either!

- See! - What?

What the"!

Good evening.

Wow, a Cadillac!

Yeah, a Caddy, a Caddy!

It's freezing.

Boss and brother, please.

Boss, please mind your head.

- Good evening. - We've been waiting for you.

Nice tits, huh?

- Gorgeous! - Gorgeous!

Hey, get out of my way!

You fucker! Who do you think you're talking to?

This is the big boss of Kinsu sect.

Hey, hey, Sabu, Sabu, Sabu. Stop showing off on the stairs.

He's just an ordinary citizen. Leave him alone.

- I'm sorry. - Go!

It's on me tonight.

- Hey, Makoto? - What?

Let's go to the club, shall we?

- What? It looks fucking expensive, man. - We've got loads of money, come on!

Hey, hey, Eiji!

Alright, let's do it.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Hey, hey, hey, Sab, Sab, Sab. Where's the fucking pickled plum, huh?

Oh, yes. Brother, you'd like cucumbers as well, wouldn't you?

Hey, a pickled plum and cucumbers. Same as usual, OK? Hurry up!

Certainly.

Tonight, the Boss is buying the drinks. It's party time.

- I always pay anyway! - You're one great guy!

Please have a seat. Good evening gentlemen.

- Here we go! - Come on!

What do you think you're doing? You boys!

We've got loads of money here. Why don't you be nice to us, huh?

Stop it, will you?

It's not a pink salon here. Please behave like gentlemen.

If you don't know how to behave, nobody's going to look after you.

- What the fuck is that? - What the fuck is that?

That's for you, darling.

- And for you, too. - You're lucky.

Darling, show us your pussy. I'll give you 20,000 yen.

- What?! - You heard!

Boss, I'll show you my dick!

Hey, here's your present. Take it!

Thank you!

Hey, hey, Makoto! Why don't you give her something, too?

- OK! - That's my money! Mine!

- It's a present for you. Take it! Take it! - You know how things work!

OK! Bring lots of expensive drinks in!

Let's get wasted!

- See, champagne really is the best! - Is it nice?

Wow, you're right!

You see, pickled plums are just for licking...

Hey, what're they drinking?

Is it much more expensive than ours?

Oh, that's Shochu.

Shochu?!

A lot of yakuza have liver problems or get diabetes because they drink too much.

A lot of the top bosses have died recently.

So most of them drink Shochu nowadays, right?

Never mind, guys, you're young so drink up and don't worry about your liver!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Here we go!

Yeah!

One million yen

What's that?

What?

The numbers of bottles and service charge here...

One million yen?!

Aren't you overcharging us?

What the fuck are you on about?