Saali Mohabbat (साली मोहब्बत)

Famous Chhapraula kulfi for sale!

Fresh tea for sale! Piping hot tea for sale!

Chhapraula kulfi for sale! Ginger tea for sale!

Hey Kavita, your chutney is just the best.

Hold on, I'll get you a plate.

Thank you, Kavita. You are so sweet.

- It was a sales trip. - Piping hot fritters anyone?

Yeah, right. Don't lie to us.

We all know what goes on in the guise of sales trips.

Quiet.

Where's Vicky?

Hasn't he been in the bathroom for a while?

Bathroom, huh?

- He's somewhere fulfilling other needs. - Oh. Malini?

Shhh.

What is wrong with you?!

And this is another plant used in ayurveda, Vatsanabha.

It may look very beautiful,

but be cautious, it is also highly poisonous.

It is also known as a sweet poison for this reason.

It can be used in small doses to treat high blood pressure..

- I'll book one right away. - Oh, Vicky.

- No, not here. - Then should I book us a hotel room?

Should I?

Have you tried the fritters yet?

They're air-fried.

And who bought that air-fryer?

You did, of course.

Air frying food doesn't help.

Why isn't anyone eating?

Your kachoris are better than the ones from bengali market.

They are delicious.

Yes, dia, they are scrumptious.

Come join us, Malini. You're looking gorgeous.

Come sit. Join us.

- She looks like a movie star. - Guys, see this.

Just look at her nails.

- They're like a movie star's. - Wow.

Just wait till she gets married. Once she starts cooking,

those same nails will be destroyed with turmeric.

No way!

- She won't marry any riff-raff. - Good point.

She'll find someone rich. That's true.

He'll hire two maids just to help maintain her beauty.

- Yes. - Come on.

She'll never have to enter the kitchen.

Of course, if you're beautiful, your life becomes Instagram-worthy.

No, seriously.

You wake up in the morning, post and get likes.

You put on a new lipstick, post and get likes.

Likes for this and likes for that, likes for everything.

- I agree. - Yes, yes.

Stop flattering me.

Her followers keep increasing without any effort.

Try the kachoris.

Is a woman's beauty her greatest asset?

I don't know.

But Vicky is here.

He can answer that for us. Vicky, could you come here?

Tell me.

Your opinion is needed here in this discussion.

How can I help?

So,

- there's a question you could help us with. - Hey, Deepu!

- Hurry up. - Come on, man.

Do you want to make us deaf?

Go outside speak to him. There is a party going on here.

Please go.

Sorry, sorry. Hurry up. We're all waiting for you. Hurry up.

So Vicky, tell us something.

Yes?

Is it necessary for women to be beautiful?

Well, there's no harm if they aren't,

but if they are, then all the better. - Exactly!

You know,

once, in Fursatgadh, there was a woman, Smita.

- Oh, come on! - Oh no.

She finally decides to speak. What is this Fursatgadh?

Shhh. Come on you guys! Please do continue.

Let her speak.

Carry on.

Smita used to live in her father's house with her husband.

Growing up, she was always told that the most important thing

for a girl is get married and settle down.

She used to live in her own small world, with her small dreams.

She had been brought up amidst nature,

and perhaps that's why she didn't know the ways of the world.

For her, her husband, her home,

and her plants were everything.

She was very fond of nature.

Bye!

Wait, have some carom seed water before you go.

Otherwise, he gets heartburn.

Hurry up, aunty.

Let the inspector go first.

He can't clean up the city without cleaning himself first.

Of course, even crime fighters have to stay clean.

Why can't you just install a water motor!

Hauling water is breaking my back!

You won't install it, nor do you let me install it either.

Once you have your own house you can install whatever you'd like to.

You can even install a fountain in the bathroom for all I care.

This is how everyone in India gets by.

But you, you want to fly before you can even walk.

He's a cop, but he can't even carry two buckets of water.

Of course, that's exactly why I became a police officer.

So I could get up early every morning just to haul water.

You're late, again.

He just wouldn't let go of me in the morning, ma'am.

Men are only good for a few things.

They are. But still..

Don't simply complain.

You enjoy it too and then go on complaining about it.

Come on!

There was a farmer's market set up today,

so I brought these mushrooms for you.

- Close that bag and take it outside. - But..

Take it outside right this minute. He's severely allergic to them.

Hello, dear.

- Hello, aunty. - Are you busy?

No, I was just cooking.

- How are you doing? - I'm good. How's everything else?

- What? - How's Pankaj? - He's doing great.

Good news, Shalu got a job.

- Really? - Yes.

- That's awesome. - Guess where?

- Where? - In Fursatgadh!

- What? - Yes!

Listen, can you find her a place to stay?

Come on now, what are you saying?

Of course, she will stay with us.

Stop it! What are you up to?

Cut it out. What are you doing?

- Come with me. - I need to go give lunch to your father.

What happened?

I got the Wi-Fi all set up for you, love.

Alright now quickly look online,

find some recipes, and make me some avocado toast.

What 'cado?

Avocado, mom.

It's a fruit.

- Huh? - Yes.

So, you want to put fruit over a toast?

You should get yourself a wife to do all this.

I won't be able to learn all your modern ways.

Now let me go give lunch to your father before he starts yelling.

What's going on? Is he at his desk?

Hello.

Do you want some?

It's blue pea tea.

It's made from blue pea flowers.

It has a great taste.

- Hey.. - No, you go ahead.

- Thank you. - Give it a try.

Look, the colour is starting to change. It'll turn blue over time.

Go on, try it.

Alright.

Hmm.

I tell you,

these days people are making tea out of everything.

They have even tried the weirdest ingredients.

You say that because you haven't travelled the world.

This is from Bangkok.

It must help one lose weight too.

Works on this area..

I'm sure it's pretty effective.

So, did the consignment get delivered?

Montu!

Oh, sorry.

I forgot.

I had made sure your consignment is cleared.

Badri's consignment got caught, right?

Yes.

What did you do with the bodies?

Well, bodies don't last forever.

They came from the earth, so they were returned to it.

A few more dead like them,

and I should feed the brahmin.

I am a brahmin too.

Haha.. here you go.

Ummm, okay.

This will do.

Bye.

Oh yes, Mr. Montu!

Here..

You wanted a police badge, right?

Nice. It looks good on you.

Bye.

That's why they say, son, instead of being a cop,

you should just employ one.

Corrupted moron.

If he gets the right price, he'll sell his own father.

Hello.

Hey!

Come, take a seat.

I hear you haven't had much luck lately.

Show me how much he owes us.

Go ahead, have some tea.

2,755,000!

Time to pay up.