Little Corey Gorey

Corey!

Corey Gorey!

Get out here right now!

Just don't sit there, get your skinny ass out now!

You heard her, get moving, donkey dick.

Shut your mouth. Come on.

Get moving.

Come on!

Damn!

Corey!

Where the hell is my TV remote?

Have you seen the TV remote?

Why don't you try the third dimension, bone head?

Corey! — okay, just a minute.

You know, if you don't find that TV remote,

mom's gonna sit on you.

Corey, get your ass in here right now!

Okay, okay.

uh!

Have a nice trip this fall?

We interrupt this program

for this newsflash update, have you seen this man?

Charles M. Bruno, convicted mass murderer

has escaped from prison, he killed two...

Well, where is it?

I—I don't know.

"I don't know," I don't think you know anything,

but I'll tell you what I know, I know my remote is missing

and I know I'm missing my soaps

and I know you're in big trouble.

Belt or the curling iron, ma.

It's just a remote, a stupid TV remote, there.

What did you say?

He called it stupid, ma.

Don't you ever talk to me like that again.

Get the belt.

No.

It hurts.

Ah!

What, ah, ah!

Comfy?

Who the hell can that be?

Probably one of them nigger neighbors.

Well?

I, my mama wanted me to...

God!

What—what's that?

Get.

Get.

Now get him down from there, he has unpacking to do.

What do you mean? We haven't had any fun with him yet.

There's your fun, go and get him down.

What do you say, Corey?

Thank you, stepmother.

Well?

Thank you, stepbrother.

Corey, you have the rest of that truck to unpack

and don't forget that all the dishes and pots

have to be washed and put away

and you'd better not break a dish

and remember, you can't go to bed,

'til all your chores are done

and I don't care if it takes you all night

and you'd better find my TV remote.

Shall I bake a cake or something

to take to the new neighbors?

You'd better bake two or three,

did you see the size of that woman?

That's not a very nice thing to say, Harry,

I'm sure she's very nice. I— Corey,

I hope you don't think you're done.

I'm sure she's gonna be trouble.

In fact, the whole family's gonna be trouble.

Do you hear me?

Why did you guys have to die?

Hey, dipshit, you in there, you wanna play?

Ah, later.

I need a hall pass.

Have a seat, miss Freeman.

Thanks, Larry.

Larry, the vice principal will see you now.

What the fuck are you looking at?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean,

I didn't mean to look at your legs.

So what happened to your face?

Um, I was in a car accident.

I mean, my father was killed in a car accident

and my stepmother was driving

and my stepbrother was in the car and my brother, biff...

Okay, spare me the gory details,

I didn't wanna hear your life story.

Corey Gorey.

You're all registered, Corey,

take this hall pass and report to room 112.

Thanks, um, where is room 112?

Jackie.

Will you show this nice young man to his homeroom?

I need a hall pass.

Thanks.

Cool, you like Ozzy Osbourne too.

Yeah, so?

You know he's playing at the forum this week?

No shit, everybody knows that.

Maybe I could get us tickets.

Yeah, maybe,

but I wouldn't be caught dead with a ninth grader.

112 is down the hall and up the stairs.

Okay, thanks. Oh, by the way, what's your name?

What's it to you?

So I know who to give the Ozzy tickets to.

Marilyn Monroe.

Hey, I know you, you're the new kid next door, I saw you.

Which way you going?

Um, I'm heading to room 112.

Oh, I'm heading that way too,

gotta pick up my little sister, she's sick again.

Did your mama do that to you?

Yeah, sorta.

My brother gave me this,

got me with a iron for burning his best shirt.

Did it hurt?

Yeah, mama threw him out for doing it.

This your room right here.

Yeah, this is just it, anyway, it was good talking to you.

Yeah, maybe we can walk to school together?

Yeah, we'll do that.— okay.

Alright, take care.— okay, you too.

Bye bye. — bye bye.

thank you.

can I help you?— yeah,

how much are the Ozzy Osbourne tickets?

Depends on where you sit.

I gotta have the best seats in the house, man.

Watch, you're over the counter.

I'm sorry.

18 bucks apiece, go on sale tomorrow at 10 o'clock.

$18? I'll be back.

Yo, Sabino, open up!

Yo, Sabino, open up, it's me!

Who the fuck's me?

Biff Gorey, remember?

Ah, biff, my man, hold on a second, buddy.

hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hold on, I'm not dressed.

Hey, wait a minute, honey, this won't take long.

Keep your clothes off.

Hey, what's happening, buddy?

Sabino, good seeing you.

The usual?

Yeah, but I need to try some first.

Alright, step into my office.

This is it.

This is some killer shit, man.

Dig it.

Hey, just one, snorkel queen.

Thanks, honey.

Told you this shit was killer, man.

So, ah, same price?

Yeah.

Listen, I need you to front it to me, okay?

You know I'm good for it.

As usual, huh?

Hey, five days, okay, five days.

You know where I'll be, right?

Okay, man, thanks, dude.

Get the fuck outta here, man.

Get outta here, ha ha!

I see you out there,

get the hell in here right now.

Where the hell have you been?— I had to stay after.

School's been over for an hour.

ow, I'm sorry!

Don't you lie to me, you little shit!

ow!

When I tell you to come right home after school,

I don't mean an hour later, do you understand me?

Yes, stepmother. — well?

I won't be late, I promise.

Now get to your chores

and you'd better not be late again tomorrow.

Hey, is this the line for the Ozzy tickets?

Yeah, but we're here all day, computer's fucked.

I

Mom?

Mom?

Corey.

Ssh, what, what are you doing here?

Where were you today?

I was out doing some things.

You cut school.

I know, I had some things to do.

I heard your mom yelling at you last night.

The whole neighborhood heard.

You get eek?

No, but if I don't go back inside, I'm gonna get eek.

Listen, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Hey, you wanna walk to school together tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I promise we'll walk to school, okay.

Okay, bye.

You'd better be there this time.