Il figlio più piccolo

- Many brothers have celebrated. - Not me.

- You too. - You had a choice.

If you didn't want to be expelled, you knew what to do.

- Especially after those complaints. - I was cleared of the last one.

- Forget it. - But they cleared me.

We deal with the spirit here, not the stock exchange.

If your parents ended up like mine, you'd understand.

It's too late now.

Yes, you're right.

It's already too late.

May we'?

What'?

Since you're throwing them away, he wants one... It'll pacify him.

- Just a second. - But if you're not well...

No, there's no problem.

THE YOUNGEST SON

This one's fine.

They bring kids into the world then realize they're not married.

This is the youngest, they said he's called Baldo.

Is your name Baldo'?

Are you from Rome'?

I read the license plate.

The groom too, but he's been here for years.

Here they are!

Let's go, children.

A photo with the kids, please.

- So, what about the notary'? - It's set, we're on time.

Let's get a move on.

A toast as agreed, then we're off.

Hello ma'am, I'm Prof. Bollino.

- I know. - I have some papers for you to sign.

All right.

Excuse me.

Okay, a signature here...

one here and another here.

And your address underneath.

The notary handled my parents' apartments.

Yes, the transfer of your real estate is set.

These papers are for the new company you're sole administrator of.

- "Sole" means it's just me'? - Yes.

Go ahead.

Paolo, Baldo, daddy wants to talk to you.

- And your address underneath. - Which one'?

Yours, in Bologna.

Where I live now or where I'll live forever'?

No, where you live now.

Yes, because who knows where I'll live forever.

No, no one knows.

Here we are.

Your husband

told you I'll come up once a month with things to sign

and to give you your check'?

- But you're taking Luciano away. - You married him in church.

So now the kids have a surname, just as you wished.

Well, ma'am.

- Love him. - Don't doubt it.

I'll be off.

Paolo and Baldo promised me they'll behave,

that they'll love their mommy...

- They'll pray that I make it. - You'll make it.

- How do you know'? - Because their dad's the best.

At everything. Right, kiddies? What's dad'?

- The best! - Bye.

I'll be back soon, little fool.

A round of applause for daddy? Come on, applause.

Come on.

Hooray for daddy!

- Bye. - Hooray for daddy!

Put the radio on.

Lazio team is struggling...

It must be the second half.

They even sent Signori off. Disaster!

What were they thinking'?

Let's stop at the gas station, I need to piss.

BOLOGNA, THE PRESENT

For the Africa of all wounds

For the Africa of all fears

For the Africa of all injustices

Our freedom

Is a ripened orange.

To offer to your child

In the ambrosia of Sheba

Till!!!"-

During our shows, we're often asked why we're called Lymnos.

- Maybe you'd like to know too. - No.

Maybe you wouldn't, but others might.

If anyone wants to know our background,

they can purchase our CD at a special price

from the person in charge of our merchandise.

According to the Buddhist calendar, today is the 21st day

of the month of Karka in the year of 2552.

Therefore it's the birthday of the other half of Lymnos,

manna-mum, WIIIBQIUI.

Who gives a shit!

Sorry, we'd given up hope,

but our organizer's just walked in.

Let's give him a big hand and thank him for coming.

We're really indebted to him.

We haven't seen one lousy poster,

we weren't mentioned at the press conference...

May I'? Give me the microphone.

- Let someone else speak. - Our heartfelt thanks...

...for your cultural efforts in this city.

- Pass me the microphone. - You shouldve brought your own.

I'd like to remind you, that after the resounding flops...

Flops'? It was you

who begged us to come.

There's another witness, my son.

Come here, don't be scared. Tell the gentleman...

Is it true or not

that they begged us on their knees

to come and perform here'? They begged us on their knees.

The Councilor wanted to give you one last chance,

the whole board was against it.

You can forget about trying to silence us,

no one silences Lymnos.

- Got that? - Know how many seats we sold'?

- You tell them. - 26 out of 300.

They're trying to rip us off again.

You've pissed everyone off, you should hear what they say!

We sent 300 people away yesterday.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom, what's wrong'?

It's me, Baldo.

- Will she stay overnight again'? - She's sedated.

She'll sleep here tonight and she can go home tomorrow.

But promise to make her take all her medication.

- Okay? - I promise.

I already told you you can't smoke here!

I just wanted to see if it would light.

You're positive it's the Murcielago LP64O Roadster?

- Isn't it magnificent'? - Doesn't matter, Dina wants it.

- She thinks she's bagged King Midas. - VVell, she nearly has!

- Her name'? - Engraved on the dashboard.

In Gothic lettering.

- Payment as usual. - Yes, don't worry.

See'? He started scoring when he left Lazio.

- But now he's main attacker. - Thank God Roma team lost.

Let me know about the health spa license.

- Call the Professor, but it's set. - Thanks, let me hug you.

Hug me, but don't kiss me.

- Bye. - Let's go home.

Listen!

- You can't come in here. - Besides the lousy films you show...

- You can't come in here. - When you finally show a good one...

I'm calling the manager.

Manager! I'll get the blame.

- End credits exist for a reason. - Will you please leave?

- But you never project them. - What's up'?

It's the usual loony. Kick him out.

Shithead, don't come here again with your lousy critic's pass.

We should be able to read the names of the crew...

I'm sorry, it's not my fault. It's the management.

You're a beautiful girl.

No, I'm a real dog.

I know what I'm talking about, I'm studying film.

Break's over.

- My name's Baldo. - Roberta.

Tell me what time your break is, I'll come smoke with you.

- You don't smoke. - No, but I'd like to come anyway.

Okay, come.

- Got a spare bus ticket on you'? - I've got a scooter.

- Sorry. - What'?

- Can I take a photo of you'? - Sure.

- Smile. - What will you do with it'?

- Look at it. - Hurry up though.

Let's stop for a second.

Don't yell, I told you about my problem.

- Sorry. - We should do three laps.

- We haven't even done two. - And him'?

Don't move.

You can't constantly give yourself an EKG.

Yesterday I was testing my blood pressure.

- Where are you going'? - Why'?

You can't.

- VVho says so'? - I do, trust me.

See what a smart guy you are'?

With all the pills you swallovlf?

You only eat veggies, you don't drink, smoke, you're all muscle.

- I don't know about women... - What'?

No, I mean, it's normal...

You shouldn't be embarrassed to say it.

If you're wondering, I'm not gay. I've nothing against it,

but I'm not gay myself. As for all this curiosity

about my personal life, I don't owe anyone any explanations.

No, of course not.

< Baietti Holding, good morning.

< To speak with the Chairman's office, press 1.

< For the administrative department, press 2.

< For Money Fund, press 3.

< For Medolla Events, press 4.

< For Iguana Real Estate, press 5.

< For Fiano Best Packaging, press 6.

You said everything was in order,

that the castle renovation was fine.

- Yes or no'? - I was lead to believe that.

Lead to believe or told'? Mistakes have to be paid for.

The trouble is that he's being hounded.

His botch-ups could drag us into the investigation.