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Ross, when's this comet thing start?

Well, technically, it started 7 billion years ago.

- No, no. - Oh, God.

Okay. Fine, I'll stop. No teaching, okay?

We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.

- Okay? - Okay.

Whose official name is Bapstein-King. Okay! Okay!

There it is. Oh, look at that!

Isn't Mother Nature amazing?

That's a plane.

Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high...

that's pretty amazing too.

- I wonder if you can see my apartment. - No, you can't.

- What? - I don't know.

Man, look at all those stars.

Infinite space. It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?

- Know what else makes you wonder? - Huh?

Check out the rack on that chick.

We've been out here for two hours...

and we haven't seen any stupid comets. Can we go now?

I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.

No, I'm not.

Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket?

Because it's flattering!

Come on, Monica. Come on, Monica.

- We're taking off too. We rented a movie. - Oh, I won't say no to a movie.

Oh, Pheebs, we just actually wanted to be alone.

- Shh. Get me out of here. - Oh, okay.

- Hey, Ross. - What?

- Check this out. - Is it the comet?

No. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.

I can't believe...

I bring you to see the Bapstein-King comet...

one of nature's most spectacular phenomena...

and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and some woman.

You know, there's two women, dude.

Show me where.

Right... Right up here.

Joey, where's the pipe that was holding the door open?

I don't know.

Yeah, I do.

- Joey! - What? Hey, don't look at me!

You wanted to come up here and look for some stupid Burger King comet.

It's called the Bapstein-King comet, okay?

Hey, Bapstein was a very well-respected astronomer from...

No! No!

No!

- Monica. - She's sleeping.

I know. Just a quick question.

Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?

Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall.

Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.

Sorry, I just can't sleep.

Ooh!

Where's that book you're reading with two women who are ice-skating...

and wearing those hats with the flowers on it.

Because every time I look at that cover, I'm like:

It's in the living room, where there's also a light...

and no one will kick you in the shin.

What?

Ow!

Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.

Oh, thank God.

Hm.

How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you!

I took out your battery! How can...?

Don't interrupt me!

Monica! Monica!

Come on!

I can't believe this!

All right, well, I guess we know what we have to do to get down.

Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice.

Help us! Please, help us!

We're stuck up on the roof, and we can't get down!

Ross.

I was thinking we'd just go down the fire escape.

I know. I wasn't finished.

But don't worry!

We're gonna go down the fire escape!

Shh-shh-shh!

I'm sorry, I thought I'd make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.

With a wok?

I thought my boring book was gonna put you to sleep.

It got interesting.

Damn you, Oprah!

Here, let me make the milk. I'm up anyway.

You know what we could do now that we're up?

We could just talk to each other all night long.

Like when we were first going out. It'd be fun.

- Okay, that does sound fun. - Yeah.

So how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?

The second sister dies?!

No.

No, I was talking about the book I was reading.

The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?

That's correct.

Want to go in the bedroom? It's more comfortable.

- Sure. - Okay.

Oh, wait, did you send those contracts to Milan?

- If this is your idea of sexy talk... - No.

Seriously. Did you overnight the contracts I gave you?

What contracts?

Please tell me this is just one of your jokes that I don't get. Heh, heh.

Like what?

Like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?

Tag, I'm serious. This isn't funny.

Those contracts had to go out today.

You didn't give me any contracts.

Yes, I did. I put a little Post-it on it that said:

"Must go out today," and I underlined "today" three times.

Then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.

You never gave them to me.

If we went to the office, you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.

No, I'd see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk.

Maybe I'm embarrassed because you talk on the phone with your crotch.

- You want to go to the office now? - No.

Come on, it's late. We're not going down to the office.

Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't want to be proved wrong either.

All right, get your coat!

Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!

It won't go down any further. It's stuck.

We'll just have to jump.

Yep. Now, we're gonna have to make sure to land...

to the right of that patch of ice, okay?

Not hit the dumpster on the other side.

And try to avoid that weird brownish-red stuff in the middle.

So when you get down there...

you go up to the roof and you let me in.

- Whoa. Wait a minute. I have to do it? - Yeah. You'll be fine.

It'll be just like bungee jumping, you know?

But instead of bouncing back up, you won't.

Well, what if I smack my head on the concrete?

Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey. It's a possibility.

I don't know. Tell you what, let's flip to see who does it.

- You call it in the air, all right? - Oh, all right. Tail. Oh!

- Can you see what it is? - No.

- Okay. Well, you be careful. - No. No, Ross, stop.

I'm not jumping.

Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.

Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son. He won't have a father if I die.

So it looks like we're even.

Okay, so this wire...

is connected to this wire, which plugs into here.