The New Year's Rate Plan (Tarif Novogodniy)

PROFIT COMPANY

TELESTO MOVIE COMPANY

With government financial support from Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation.

starring VALERIA LANSKAYA MAKSIM MATVEEV

MARIA ARONOVA MIHAIL PORECHENKOV

Happy New Year!

DMITRIY DYUZHEV TATIANA VASSILIEVA

Matilda Genrihovna! Happy New Year!

Thank you!

Fast! Get on stage! Faster! Don't smile! Faster!

Faster, I said!

Faster! Faster!

Our holiday concert continues!

"Performance Hall"

SVETLANA SUHANOVA MIROSLAVA KARLOVICH

- Hi! - Hi!

- Wish you luck! - You too!

BORIS KOCHEVNIKOV MARK BOGATYREV

Rita!

- Finally! - Sorry I just finished saying "bye" to everyone.

While you were chatting away, all my musical toes were bitten by the frost.

- Happy New Year! - You too, boys!

Script ELENA LASKAREVA ANASTASIYA VOLKOVA EVGENIY BEDAREV

Cinematographer MAKSIM SHINKORENKO

Art Directors TATIANA UMANETS ALEKSANDR TELIN

Composer ANDREY ZUEV

I beg you, my dear man, can you tell me where Cafe Chadra is located?

Nobody seems to know, but Nino is waiting for me there.

- Maybe Charka? - Exactly! - It's just across the road and to the right.

Thank you, dear man! Nino, I'm coming.

Artist's personal handwork. Only one of these in all of Moscow.

- Are you taking it? - We're taking it. Or we won't make it anywhere.

- But the gift must be special. - How well I understand you!

Don't listen to her! Do you know how many of these "special ones" she's gifted him already?!

- This is the most suitable gift for your boyfriend! - Rita, stop it!

- Excellent choice! Such pigs are very unique! - You see!

- Alright, I'll take it for Pavel. - Should I wrap it?

- Yes. - And mine too.

Thank God, finally!

Hi! Happy New Year!

Shall we have a toast? I'll go first.

- Let's drink to luck! - In the New Year! - Yes! In the New Year!

Would you look at that they're drinking without us!

- Don't give any to the violins! - Why is that?!

Because you're already loved too much over here. We don't want Matilda getting angry.

When I listen to Alyona play I feel as though I'm a nymph.

Dog, baboon, and nymph - it's all the same!

You're a baboon yourself!

Let's do it!

100 grams, 100 grams, 100 grams...

Happy New Year!!!

My brave falcons and beautiful ladies,

golden my hat with your coins...

"On the forest path you were kissing Kostya..."

"Don't make Santa Claus angry..."

"Hey, bunny, won't you pour me some of that..."

You better not "bunny up" so early!

Brave falcon, golden my hat, don't be shy.

That's what I've got!

Why so little? Oh, young falcon...

Where's everybody else?

- Are you asking about your boyfriend? - Who else?

Hi!

- Are you gossiping again? - Oleg!

- Why did you take so long? - Just so happened. Let's step away for a second.

- Let's go! - Hi, Vika!

Hello, everyone!

- What is she doing here? - Will anyone offer the lady some champagne?

If we want to make it to the Red Square, we should get going.

- Alyona! Catch up! - Alright!

You see, I've been thinking a long time...

- and I decided that... - Wait one second, please!

This is for you! It's a gift...

- It's better for us to break up. - ... for New Years!

I'm sorry.

Olejek, hold me tight! It's so slippery on high heels! Bye!

Anybody here?

The power stations cannot handle it.

Everyone is at home in front of their TVs right now.

Is anyone waiting for you at home?

My friends are waiting for me.

- Do you need a gift? - I need a phone.

- Only a phone? - Yes.

Since you are our last customer tonight...

I would like to offer you a free gift in addition to the phone.

A calling plan of your dreams.

Interesting... So what do I dream about?

I think probably like everyone else: about love.

THE NEW YEAR CALLING PLAN

Hold it for me, Klava!

- Yes, I'm listening. - Pashka! It's me!

Andrey?! Finally!

Where are you? Why did you not pick up?

I just flew in. Guess what happened to me?

He lost his mobile. Now he has a new number.

- Tell him we've been waiting for him for long time. - We are waiting for you. Next to the tree.

Alright, agreed.

- Masha, you're not cold, I hope? - No.

Ouch!

Yelling in my ear.

No! Just take a look at him!

A real pig: he didn't write, he didn't call!

And now there you go: he's back home! Andrey!

Masha, see, anyone who lives in Austria for a whole year will come back with a face just like that!

Or will forget the language! Why are you silent? Give us a snort at least!

You've changed a lot!

And you haven't!

Andrey!!!

Happy New Year!!!

Everyone is already here. Before our eyes...

Midnight is dancing in the rooms.

If we read time backwards, The walls with our pain crumble.

Let the old year remember about us The very best, the most important.

Everything will pass, The new countdown begins here and now.

So we begin a new chapter!

May the New Year make all our dreams come true!

I really hope to get hired somewhere as a talk show host.

- Or get hired as a janitor! - No! - Yes!

Only the top director of all janitors!

- What do you want, Andrey? - He wants love.

Real love.

- Let us drink to love! - To love!

Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Year!!!

And now... the Russian... traditional... game!

Guys! How much longer can we do it?

Every year it's the same thing: make phone calls and bother people. Enough of it!

Not bother people, but bring people holiday spirit!

- Everyone must make a call. - Not everyone!

But only those who don't have a girlfriend.

- Andrey! There's a traitor among us. - Yes.

That's enough! Or we'll get stepped on.

Andrey, tell me the truth...

you really have nothing against me and Masha dating?

- Vlad, honestly? - Honestly. - Don't worry about it.

Masha and I broke up way back last year. So I wish you two happiness!

Get off me!

Now Vadim is going to make a call.

Alright the phone call is on!

There, have the phone!

Happy New Year! Hello! I wish you a great holiday!

I wish you luck!

Keep calling! No pretending!

Pass on a "hello" from me as well!

Look, you dropped something.

Oh, yes!

By the way,

a souvenir from Austria. I'll give it you.

May it bring you luck.

Allice Goute jewelry.

I'm telling you I don't know you, and you don't know me either.

No, I don't know your wife.

Who is it? Who?

Some old man.

Next.

- Hello, Oleg? - Happy New Year!

Who are you?

You don't know me, and I don't know you either. I'm just calling you to wish you a Happy New Year!

- She's crying! - I said that we shouldn't do this.

She's neither the first nor the last to cry because of him.

Did someone hurt your feelings?

It just so happened.

Let me guess...

you got a visit from a drunk Santa Claus who took away all your presents?

Do you at least have champagne?

I have.

Then immediately open it and drink it.

The whole bottle?

At least a third of it.

Andrey! Hurry up! We need to get going.

Did you pour a glass?

Let us drink to...

everything getting better for you and...

you never ever having to greet in the New Year all by yourself.

Thank you!

May I call you again tomorrow? Coming! Coming!

Why?

To hear your voice once again.

My name is Andrey, by the way.

I'm Alyona.

I'll call you. I'll be sure to call.

Happy New Year! And lots of new happiness! Are your parents back yet? - Not yet.

Well, then!

Listen, have you been sleeping?

I haven't been to bed yet.

By the way, I'm simply dying from hunger.

Forgive me, but I really need the refrigerator.

Last year's salads!

I love them!

- Can you believe it? Oleg yesterday... - No, don't.

Don't what? Don't what?

Is it okay to ruin people's holidays?

At another person's Requiem you can't play your Mendelssohn.

By the way, Pavel and Maks almost gave your Oleg a good beating.

- He's not "mine" anymore. - Anyways, they both ran away pretty fast.

Yes!

Hi! It's Andrey.

- How is the mood? - Better already.

What about going skiing?

- Is that Pavel? - No, it's Andrey.