Lethal Weapon 4

Riggs, you sure we're on the right street?

We must be getting warm.

-You see anything? -Where? I don't see anything.

This must be the place.

Holy shit!

What the hell is that?

Shit.

Who's this joker?

I don't know. A spokesman for the NRA?

Regular asshole.

What do we do now?

Run him over.

What if he shoots us with that assault rifle?

He hasn't yet. Maybe he won't.

What if he does?

Don't be a Don't-Bee. Be a Do-Bee. Be positive.

Positive?

-Let's run him over. -Glad you see things my way.

I hope he doesn't turn.

He won't. We'll creep up on him so he won't notice.

We'll creep?

Will him not to turn.

Power of positive thinking.

Don't turn. Will him with me.

-Will him?! -Don't turn around.

-I need you, man. -Don't turn around!

That's it. Believe!

Don't turn around!

We're better than him. We're better!

We're better!

-Don't turn! -He's turning.

-They just bounce off him! -I saw!

We're in trouble, man.

Shit! I'll draw his fire! You run for cover!

No, I'll draw his fire! You run for cover!

Are you out of your mind?! You got a wife, kids. I got less to lose!

Go! Get out of here!

I wasn't supposed to tell you, but Lorna's pregnant. You'll be a father!

What'd you say?

You'll be a father!

She was afraid to tell you. She was afraid you'd get angry.

You never talked about children?

-Shit! -A baby.

There's something I'm not supposed to tell you too.

Rianne's pregnant. You're going to be a grandfather.

Rianne's what?!

Rianne can't be pregnant.

She's not married.

I don't think she intended to get that way.

They asking me to be a granddaddy?

Here's what we'll do. Take your clothes off!

What the hell for?

Okay, you run.

Flame-O turns, sees you in your undies. It distracts him. That's when I shoot.

-Shoot what? -The valve on that napalm tank!

Before he shoots me?

-Maybe. -Maybe?

Is he black?

Too much armor on. I can't tell!

No! Not him! The father of the baby!

Please let him be black!

Get going! Here he comes!

Are those little hearts?

Not now, Riggs. Just hit the damn valve!

Also, flap and make noises like a bird!

Flap my arms? Why?

It'll distract him more! I need him to turn!

-On 2! Ready? -On 2? We always go on 3!

No time for 3! Go! 2!

-What about 1 ? -All right. 1 , 2, go!

I don't want to die in my underwear!

Why are you waiting? Shoot the bastard!

Riggs, you think that bird thing helped? You think it helped?

I just wanted to see if you'd do it.

Cute shorts.

Go spit, Riggs!

I'll buy you a doughnut.

Don't put your arms around me when I'm naked.

You're ashamed of your butt?

He's a lively one.

That shark damages my boat, I take it out on you, Leo.

-I didn't mean to catch it. -Why do you want to keep it?

Yeah, why you want to keep a shark?

-The teeth'll look great on a wall. -They got to stop snapping first.

Maybe he'll fall asleep.

Engage him in conversation. He'll nod off.

-He don't look tired. -Maybe chewing on Leo will wear him out.

You think sharks eat their own kind?

Stop! You guys got me in stitches!

Okay, where's my bag?

Starboard side aft.

Starboard, that's left, right?

-No, port's left. Starboard's right. -Yeah, right.

Right, yeah. Right side aft. Got it. Okay.

-Whatever. -Check both sides, you'll find it.

Careful!

Behind you, shark!

Maybe we should throw him overboard.

Throw them both overboard.

No witnesses. We could probably get away with it.

-You too? -Yeah.

I kept my nose out of it, but...

You and Lorna.

You're having a baby, you're living together.

You're not getting married.

Why, does that violate your family values system?

I'm just trying to understand.

Rianne's not married either.

Okay, that's hitting below the belt.

You know, when I was married...

...it was good. You know.

You put the ring on. You make the commitment.

You do all the...

She's dead because I'm a cop.

She's dead because I'm a cop and I...

I don't wear the ring anymore but I look down, it's still there.

I still feel it...

...and I don't know, it's like I'm not...

...finished with that yet. I don't know how to explain that. Is that bullshit?

No. It's not finished.

It's not finished.

Okay, you did say "aft."

A-F-T. Aft!

That's a fucking word?

In the back of the cabin on the right side!

Why didn't you just say that to begin with, Roger?!

I love these people. Get around boats and water, everything becomes nautical!

"Astern! Avast, you landlubbers!

Man the bilge pump!"

Pump your fucking ass!

All right, all right!

-Get a grip. -Okay, okay, okay.

No problem. No problem. Okay, okay.

-What does Lorna say about this? -She doesn't like nautical terms either.

We haven't discussed it. That's pretty messed up.

The baby's due in a few days and you haven't talked about getting married?

No.

I haven't done it at all.

-Do we want Leo to shoot the shark? -I do want Leo to shoot the--

No, Leo!

What?!

-Give me that. -What's the deal?!

You're shooting a gun on my boat!

I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws.

Nobody's killing it.

I won't let it die so you can have its teeth!

So grumpy since you learned you'll be a grandpa.

Get off of me, will you?

Don't fool around!

Some piece of hardware. Got a permit for this?

-Of course. I'm a PI now. -A "P" what?

PI! A gumshoe! You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything.

You are an ugly situation.

Permit or not, you don't deserve this. You're not safe.

Smart move, Riggs.

Shit!

Hard right, Rog!

Did you hear shots?

Coast Guard, this is Code 7.

We're in L.A. Harbor.

We got to go.

They're getting away!

Who was it? We know who it was?

No, no, I'll drive!

-Want me to help? -Get out of here!

This your gun?

Yeah, want some laser surgery?

Watch it! You could blind somebody!

Coast Guard, this is Code 7 in pursuit of freighter.

Heading north.

Awaiting instructions. Over.

Code 7 , maintain your present course.

We have a cutter en route.

Why you slowing down for?

We'll hang right here. Coast Guard'll be here any minute.

-What do we do now? -Show them our badges.

LAPD!

LAPD!

Los Angeles Police Department!

We heard gunfire! The Coast Guard's on the--

Coast Guard! Boat's on fire! Freighter's on fire!

-Let's board them. -What are you talking about?!

There's a fire on the freighter!

Okay, I'm upside. Now what do we do?

They're trying to get away. Get up there!

One hell of a fishing trip.

Shut up and keep your head down!

LAPD!

LAPD!

Stop where you are! You!

Hold it there!

He's got it!

What'd he say?

He said, watch his back!

-Why didn't you warn me? -Shut up!

Tie it up!

Pull it out!

That was great.

I told you to keep the boat closer!

Why are you listening to Leo?