Sorry if I Want to Marry You (Scusa ma ti voglio sposare)

< The lighthouse, what a thrill when Niki came

saying she wanted to be with me, I'd have stayed forever.

Alex, we were there eight months!

But then real life called.

It did, but I wanted to live it like on the island.

Where are you taking me?

- Who was that? - No one. A step...

Here we are!

Don't move.

Our new house.

It's roomy, so you can stay as long as you like.

The decoration is up to you.

There's books, materials, everything you need.

Thanks, it's so cool!

I want to see the rest.

There are loads of terraces!

It's awesome!

SORRY, IF I WANT TO MARRY YOU

< Lots had changed besides Alex's house.

Between his friend Pletro and Susanna all hell broke loose.

What's this?

< maybe it's better not to know what he does when you're gone.

Doctor Faletti!

- What's the doctor doing here? - It's not what you think.

Get out!

She was giving me a check-up.

Tell me this isn't happening!

In my house, in my bed! What a bastard!

Tell me this isn't happening!

I don't feel well.

I'm all hazy.

- Get out or I'll kill you. - Calm down!

- You hit me! - I'll kill you!

We've separated, but it's not over till it's over, right?

Only when you lose something you find out how much you really wanted it.

Besides I’m not the only one who's a mess.

She ran off with my lawyer.

She left me with a one-year-old daughter.

< Ingrid, in honor of Ingrid Bergman, he's a movie maniac.

He's whacko, speaks only with this voice...

Look at the pretty colors. We need wine.

Which wine do we buy for Uncle Alex?

Look! A Montefranca red.

What do you say?

< I’ve never known a more neurotic father.

Responsible doesn't mean neurotic.

Neurosis is something else, like when couples insist on sticking together.

Is this too much lipstick?

They called about the flat screen TV.

- Hello? Lipstick. - They come at noon, you're here?

< Things aren't so great with my friends either.

Olly's only thought used to be sex,

now she has no time to even look at men.

She's training in fashion and is always on the phone... phones.

Niki, sorry, I'll call you back.

< Erica's having a moment of emotional confusion.

It's Antonio.

- Want to hang out? - I have to study.

Okay, but don't disappear.

< And to straighten her mind...

- Are you jealous? - No.

- I brought some wine. - Alex is in there.

Niki's in the kitchen.

This is Giampi.

I came empty-handed, I’m depressed.

Niki it's a beautiful house!

There are lots of terraces.

I always get excited about these dinners.

Isn't it a fantastic dome?

'Yeah, and you got a new hair cut, you look great.

'You always notice everything.

< Thank goodness for Diletta and Filippo!

- Lovebirds, dinner's on. - I’m starving!

- Giovanni's nice. - Giampi.

- 'You have someone new every day! - Very funny!

Alex, the house is awesome.

Thanks to Niki.

'Yeah, it only took her two years.

Can't you go in late?

Silly, I have to go!

Getting dressed now is useless.

Well, hello!

I have to run.

There's toothpaste on your lips, like always.

< Niki, are you coming to my show or staying home as usual?

Just kidding, let me know. Claudio.

Coming to NuClub tonight? Riki.

The 22nd is my birthday, coming? Are you and that guy going steady?

Very steady!

- Bring your man along. - Who are you?

- Will Alex freak out if you come? - Will I freak out?

I want you to meet a guy who's too cool. Erica.

I’ve never been jealous.

She's always been free.

Okay, I might freak out... just a bit.

Giulia, what's wrong?

- The aesthetics exam is so tough. - What if you had Quantum mechanics!

Surfing and poetry... a coincidence?

The poetry is for my Lit exam,

but surfing is a passion.

Niki, this is Guido, another desperado

who wants to join our study group.

- We share passions. - Really?

But such opposite passions can be very dangerous.

Who says I don't like danger?

Relax, he's not trying to score, that's how he is.

Don't ruin my seduction strategies.

- 'You're not her type. Right? - 'Yep, but neither are you.

See?

Update, we're in home stretch for the Telecom campaign.

Great!

And we scored the IM campaign too.

Aren't you glad?

Nowadays 500% of all affairs are born on the Web.

- And cheating too. - Exactly.

I read it in Cosmo.

Keep moving!

Jab, hook, upper cut.

Good.

What are you doing here?

- I’m learning the hatchet kick. - No!

This is an advanced course, you should enroll in another course.

I'd like him here, he'll be my sparring partner.

That's right, we're partners and always will be.

Stop harassing me.

I’m here for a warm-up, throw a few punches,

a low kick, a ki-kick...

Careful, It rain with you in mind.

Honey, I came here for you.

I miss you and the kids, I love you...

You have no idea what it means to love.

I made a mistake, but now let's lighten up.

Come on, lighten up!

- That hurt! - I can do worse.

Great, beat him up.

Leave me alone.

- What's the matter? - I got hit.

I do kick boxing... a low kick.

- A what? - A punch.

Enrico's not coming.

- That sucks! Why not? - Guess.

- I don't feel like it. - I do.

Me too, but...

I'd rather stay with her and I know you're good.

How old was the boy you babysat for?

Ten.

That's it. I’m not going. I just really want to stay home.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Don't worry, Daddy won't leave you alone.

It's a disease.

- What's the matter? - I’m just not sure.

'Yeah, the hamburgers here are no good.

About Niki, I meant...

- Now you've got women problems too? - I’m dealing with a whole new world.

When I was married, there were no new worlds, believe me!

Niki left IM open and I took a look.

'You score big time with IM.

Right, you should see the messages!

Little stars, faces, tiny hearts... I imagined the worst case scenario.

What are you saying?

It's simple, you're scared of losing her.

I understand, at her age everything changes.

Hormones run free, the kids... screw!

'You know the only product unaffected by the recession?

Condoms.

Right now, where's Alex?

Here.

No! It's she who should be wondering: "Where's Alex?" not you!

'You should be mysterious, like Copperfield with the dove.

Hey, you should know. 'You're the marketing guru!

See that gorgeous dove?

I’m thinking about Niki and you talk about doves?

'You refuse to understand the insecurity therapy.

Even when you're not interested, you make the effort.

Excuse me, I noticed your interest in my friend.

He's problematic, he's in love,

but I'd invite you to reflect

on what a guy like me could offer you,

appearances can be misleading, you know.

- Confused? - No, just bored.

And he's says he's got marriage problems, imagine if he didn't!

- Deep down she likes me. - I saw it.

Appear, disappear, David Copperfield... bullshit.

If you're so paranoid, follow her.

Tail her.

I didn't do it at 1G, why should I at 40?

I found this really cool guy I wanted you to meet.

But I’m over him by now,

and super into my Anthropology Professor.

What is it?

I have to go, an inmate's been waiting for me for 2 hours.

- C'mon, just another half hour. - We've been here 3 hours!

I have to go too, I think Ingrid's gone pottie.

She has.

She loves you, she's a saint!

Let's go.

- I had fun. - Me too.

Just imagine when you're tailing Ingrid!

< He's right, where would I find another one like her?

They're beautiful, great job.