Aaye Din Bahar Ke (आए दिन बहार के)

Gotcha!

Fishes have started to scream too? - Help!

''What are you doing? Uncouth, stupid.''

Mind your tongue! You seem to be educated.

So either abuse in pure English or in pure Hindustani.

You're unnecessarily getting angry. How am l at fault...

if a fish goes and embraces a pretty girl like you?

Who did you ask and come here? ls this your father's property?

Neither is it my father's property nor your father's.

''This belongs to God, who is the Father of all of us.''

Bloody loafers! Who the hell are you? - Bloody loafers!

What is your name? - l'm Sri Ram Prakash.

And... - Looking for a prey.

And our luck is going to shine in a couple of days.

Savage! You will have to be given a dose.

Where is your dispensary?

Great! Nice medicine!

''Good morning, aunt.''

''Mother... - l'm here, son.''

l have told you so often not to touch my shoes. l am not a child.

Yes l know you are a grandfather.

You don't know how much happiness l get to care for you and pamper you.

l can never ever repay you for all that you have done for me.

To educate and bring me up you have borne all sorts of hardships.

Who am l do all this? lt's all God's grace.

You may think it that way. l know it's your doing.

l will worship only you.

''Lord, bring happiness and peace in my son's life.''

Bring fame to him. Give him those years you would've given me to live.

''Mother, do not ever say this again. l haven't ever seen my father.''

Now you too do not want me to look after you.

Why should you look after me? - Why mother?

Do your studies. Get a job. Bring a pretty bride home.

A cute little child should play in our home...

then l will be looked after automatically.

Then l will offer God one rupee and twenty five paise.

''Mother, will your God do so much work in one rupee and twenty five paise?''

Aunt? Please come in.

''Yes, Rajani's mother? What brings you here?''

l have got a letter written to Rajani's father.

''Can you write the address in English, and post it.''

For how long will these letters go on? Send uncle a telegram.

''Ask him to leave his job and come, because my dear aunt misses him a lot''

Naughty fellow.

''Ravi's mother, not so long ago l remember him playing...''

in your lap and today he's grown up to be so handsome.

Son look this side.

May no evil eye cast upon my son.

Now no one can cast their evil eye on me.

''Brother-in-law, you too blacken your face.''

To ward off the evil eye. - No evil eye can affect me...

as long as you're here. Ketu is an apt name for you (Ketu - Ominous planet)

''Five years back when you came, your sister died and now, you've become...''

''Brother-in-law, do not worry. l will carry your bier too.''

''Great, great. A brother-in-law should be like you.''

Shut up. - Priest...

may l come in? - Come in. Please sit.

What do you want to ask? - Quiet. lf we ask our clients...

''what their wish is, then who will call us Masters of astrology. Moron.''

''Sir, your question is related to money, happiness, sorrow, life, death...''

''profit, loss, children, respect, dignity, court cases and illness.''

''Am l right? - Yes, respected priest.''

My question is about children.

lt's been 1 2 years... - You haven't had any children?

''No. Actually, in 1 2 years l have become a father of 13 children.''

My back too is broken now. Give me advice...

so that l do not have any more children.

''All right, show me your hand.''

You will have more children. Saturn rules over you.

ls their any way out? - There is only way out.

To beat this evil planet 101 times with shoes.

l mean you should donate 101 ... - Not money but silver coins.

''l don't have silver coins, l have just notes.''

''Only notes? Anyway, give it to me.''

''Take this amulet around your arm. After today, not only in your home...''

but not even in your locality will a child be born.

You are great. Thank you very much.

May you be blessed.

''Amazing, brother-in-law. You really made a fool of him.''

What use? You and my son are after me like the two malefic planets...

Rahu and Ketu! Where is t Rahu?

ln your picture their is one thing unusual.

''Even if l hug it, you'll not get angry or abuse.''

You son of a monkey.

Dear father... - Son of a gun!

''l've been calling out to you since a long time, can't you hear?''

''Father, when l'm saying my prayers, l don't say nor hear anything.''

Worship! Who do you pray to? - My God.

That's me. l thought it would be God's picture.

''For me, you are my God. The God who gave me birth.''

The God who gives me good. The God who gives me money.

Go ahead. - How can l? You have put brakes on me

''Respected priest. - Yes, l am coming.''

''Uncle, today l'm really broke. Please give me some money.''

So after all you felt the need of your uncle.

Touch my feet.

Money? - l'll think about it.

You'll think about it? What was he doing then?

Listen Ravi...

You had asked about the tuition. Well l have got it.

''This girl used to study in a convent, and is weak in Hindi.''

Take this address. Start teaching her from tomorrow. You'll get 100 Rs.

She is the daughter of that wealthy Diwan Jankidas.

lf your teaching is satisfactory you'll get a reward too.

Respected Shri Ravi...

''teach the girl in such a way, that all your life she remains your student''

''Madam, someone is here to see you. - All right, l'll be there soon.''

Yes?

lt's you!

''lf you are Miss Kanchan, then accept my greetings.''

l want to know who told you to come here.

''When there is some work, one finds the house too.''

What work can you have with me? Get out from here.

Or else l'll teach you such a lesson that you'll remember all your life.

Strange! The professor sent me here to teach you.

But l see that you want to teach me. - l do not need such teachers...

who fool with people on the way and enter the homes of decent girls.

l'm not a rat to enter any home. l just can't believe...

that a girl like you will treat an unknown person like this. lmpossible.

What rubbish! Don't you know me? - l don't know you.

This is the first time that l've had the good fortune to meet you.

''Good fortune? Then who was he, who insulted me near the river?''

lnsulted a girl?

Am l not a girl? Can't you see?

''That l can see, but l can't understand anything.''

You would've understood had l turned you and that loafer in to the police.

Loafer...? - Yes. Your yes-man.

l see. Please go on.

Why are you calling Hari? l will go myself.

But understand this much. lt was not me but Prakash.

lt was definitely Prakash. - Who is Prakash?

My twin brother. - Twin brother?

Yes. Good day.

Please wait. - Yes?

''l am very sorry. Actually, you both look so much alike.''

Anyone can be fooled. - Anyone? Even my mother gets fooled.

Sometimes even l get fooled.

Let me introduce you to my daddy. - Not today.

lf your daddy too treats me like this... it's better l go.

Please don't make me feel ashamed. Come with me.

Please come in.

He is...

''Not mister, but master. l am her master.''

My name is Ravi. Professor Gupta has sent me here.

Please sit down. Let us know how we can look after you.

That has already been done by Miss Kanchan.

''Will you have tea? - No, thank you.''

Professor Gupta has really praised you a lot.

Well it's his love for me. l am an ordinary person.

lf you are not capable then how will you teach sister?

We are very happy to meet you.

What does your father do? - lf father was alive...

maybe you wouldn't have found me here today.

l lost him in childhood. Only my mother and l are here.

What about your twin brother? - lt doesn't make a difference...

whether he is there or not.

l have been introduced to all here. Now introduce me to your books too.

Let it be today. - As you wish.

''What time should l come tomorrow? - Not tomorrow, the day after.''

''All right, that's not too far either. Good day.''

Good day.

The boy seems to be cultured.

l like him. - l too like him.

Today instead of studying we had a fight.

Do you have something important to do tomorrow?

Daddy has brought a new plot. l have to go to see that.

ls it very far? - No not very far.

lt's behind that hill.

''ls the whole family going? - No, the rest have all seen it.''

l am going alone. - Then you go to see your plot...

till then l can practice for my drama.

Turn around! She did!

''Eyes, piercing''

''Looks, that could kill''

This is the government's road and not your house

Why should l not romance? l am not scared of you

She's as pretty as a rose

A lissom beauty that she is...

she's out to stroll the garden

Lord! This ain't fair

Take my arm

''For, the paths are jagged and bumpy''

You might slip

Lord help!

Monkey

Would not these sights pale...

Would not Spring lose colour...

should you smile?

Should you smile...

''what would happen to those obsessed about you?''

''Those eyes, so seductive...''

like lotuses...

floating in the water

Lord help me

She's out to stroll the garden

Lord! This ain't fair

Her nuances drive me wild

She's the princess of her time

Fresh as it is...

''she's an interesting volume in herself''