Detective Chinatown (唐人街探案)

Qin Feng, why do you want to be a police officer?

Can't answer? Get out then.

Try next time.

It's no big deal.

Bring the aiplane ticket, take a vacation in Thailand.

He will treat you very well.

He is your

great-aunt's husband's cousin's wife's nephew.

Your third cousin, once removed.

Number One Detective of Chinatown.

Tang Ren.

Time is gone with the wind.

The past is the past.

We are childhood sweethearts...

What?

Grandma Wang's son has gone missing?

It's an important case.

I'll be sure to help her.

Get out of the car.

The gold is not here.

Are you sure?

We have searched everywhere. No sign of it.

Mr. Huang.

Kon Tai is here.

Thank you, Mr. Huang.

For what?

For protecting the crime scene for me.

Are you on drugs?

This is my precinct, so the case is mine.

I have been on the gold robbery for three months,

and almost caught the suspects with the goods.

Now the gold is gone,

and the suspect is dead.

And you tell me this is your case?

Why don't you ask the victim why he died in here.

Come again?

I'm in charge.

Don't make me punch you!

I'll pull the gun if you hit me.

You've got a problem with that?

Suspected murder weapon.

Why are you still standing here?

Check for finger prints.

Why are you still standing here?

Check for finger prints.

See if there are any other entrances,

windows or corridor.

See if there are any other entrances,

windows or corridor.

Pull the security footage outside the house,

and send to my office.

Pull the security footage outside the house,

and send to my office.

I dare you to repeat my words again!

I dare you to repeat my words again!

I win!

Tang Ren, you really have some dumb luck.

Let me listen to the call first.

You can't leave right after you win.

Leave?

I have an azure dragon drinking on the left,

and a white tiger tail-whipping on the right.

Put sand in your pocket,

and the money follows.

Sit in front of a tree,

and God of Wealth will come.

I'm going to

win everything on you

including all your clothes.

Not you.

Autopsy report.

Give it to me.

What are you looking at?

What are you doing here?

You think you are in a gangster movie?

You two,

come to the conference room.

Come on.

Come on.

The victim Sompat,

male, 37 years old, the owner of Sompat Workshop.

The suspect of the gold robbery in Chinatown.

The cause of death is blunt head trauma.

Eleven fatal wounds on the back of the head.

According to the wound edges,

the murderer is a mid-aged male.

The murder weapon

is this iron vajra.

I can't believe he killed him with this.

What about the finger prints?

We are processing it.

Yes.

The entrance?

According to the investigation, there is no other access

to the workshop other than the front door.

Yes, yes, yes.

Locked room murder.

I have pulled all the video footages

near Sompat Workshop.

There are four cameras outside the front door.

The video footages are automatically overwritten every seven days.

I have brought the footages here.

Yes.

What about the gold?

It's gone.

I assume that Sompat's partners killed him

and took the gold.

Yes.

You all know that Mr. Yan owns the gold.

Even the mayor called me for this. I feel a lot of pressure.

The one who nabs the suspect

and gets the gold back

will be

the deputy chief.

Yes sir.

Tang Ren.

You lose your mojo.

It doesn't make sense.

Come on.

Hello!

Mr. Tang, will you be here?

On the way.

Qin Feng.

Welcome to Thailand.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

You know I'm a famous detective,

and have a lot on my plate.

I was on a big case just now.

Are you

a mute?

I am...

Not a mute,

but a stutterer.

Forget about the college.

After a few happy days in Thailand,

you will even forget about your grandmother.

Do you know? Bangkok is

the paradise for guys

to have an unforgettable experience.

Tai,

you should drink three shots for getting here late.

I was on a case.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Where is your cousin?

There he is.

He doesn't look like you.

Not as cute as me, right?

He is my boss.

Tai from the Chinatown police.

Just have fun.

It's all on me.

Don't worry. I won't tell your grandma.

How old are you?

Are you still a virgin?

You are into men?

Shemales?

He has been stressed out at home.

Drink, drink.

You can count on me for the next few days.

I'll make it a life-enhancing trip for you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

You are in Bangkok.

Yours is drugged too?

You drank mine?

Mine is even spicier!

Quiet!

How can you do something like this

at such a young age?

I didn't...

What?

You didn't have enough?

You know,

it is hot water this time,

and it will be sulfuric acid next time.

Who are you?

I'm

I'm his...

Parallel cousin.

He is my little brother.

Do you know who this

noble and beautiful woman

you peeped is?

She is my landlady.

The most beautiful girl in Chinatown.

Xiang.

He is your cousin?

As cute as me, right?

No, as horny as you.

Tang Ren.

Play Mahjong with us.

You have to wait for another week.

I'm completely booked.

Uncle Xiang. Morning.

Who is he?

My cousin.

Chun.

They are bigger.

Nasty boy.