Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

Verily, Guardians, victory is yours this day.

Actually, victory is yours, friend Thor.

Drax has a point. Your lightning powers

singlehandedly destroyed the Symbiotes that infested this comet.

Oh, come on, Gamora. I mean, we helped a little.

Aye, Peter Quill. 'Twas your crewmates' wisdom

in calling for the might of an Asgardian that saved the day.

Now Asgard awaits.

Open the Bifrost, Heimdall!

What sorcery is this?

We are so not taking the blame on this one.

Heimdall, stay back!

You! So-called Guardians!

What have you done to the Prince of Asgard?

We have done nothing. It is the Symbiote that attacks.

Thor, use your hammer. The lightning can destroy it.

Thor has become corrupted. He is no longer worthy

to wield Mjolnir.

Looks like he found a pretty good replacement.

I am Groot?

A Symbiote as strong as Thor?

Ain't much in the galaxy more dangerous than that.

Oh, man. We are so taking the blame for this.

My prince, stop!

You are a danger to yourself and your people!

Apologies, good Heimdall.

The parasite's will is strong!

But my kit-bashed cannon is stronger.

We borrowed some stuff we found lying around.

You mortals dare wield the weapons of noble Asgardian warriors?

What? It ain't like they was using 'em.

There is only one weapon that matters this day.

Mjolnir, to me!

It has taken him over again!

Symbiote Thor's heading for the World Tree!

If he taps into its energy, he could create thousands more Symbiotes!

That thing does not get to the tree!

That thing is the Prince of Asgard.

Or was, until you Guardians brought this plague down upon us.

We're trying to prevent a plague.

Huh?

And failing miserably!

Now drop your pilfered weapons

and stand down while a true Asgardian does battle!

We will do neither.

Cease this interference! Asgard will subdue its own!

I am Groot!

I am Groot!

I am Groot!

Not so fast, slimey!

Aw, krutack!

You were incorrect, Quill.

That thing did get to the tree.

I am Groot!

Symbiote spores? What's that supposed to mean?

It means if you thought one Symbiote Asgardian was bad,

get ready for a whole realm full of them.

Your Symbiotes are taking over my people!

So, where are they going?

Odin's beard! They're headed for the Bifrost!

If the Symbiotes get into the Bifrost,

they could take over the entire galaxy.

We couldn't stop one slime-powered Asgardian.

How do we stop 'em all? You will not stop anyone.

Take this passage to the palace, to the Chamber of Renewal,

and awaken the All-Father from his Odinsleep.

Okay, I understood "passage to the palace," and then not so much.

Only Odin, ruler of Asgard, has the power to destroy this plague.

I will stop the parasites from reaching the Bifrost.

I am Drax the Destroyer, not Drax the Awakener.

I will fight at your side! I am Groot!

Very well.

I suppose you two show some battle prowess.

For mortals.

"Go wake up Grampa Eye Patch." Huh!

That all Heimdoofus thinks we're good for?

Looks like you may get to prove yourself sooner than you think.

Symbiote spores. I hate these guys.

Flarg! Not again!

Cover me so's I can patch this thing up!

How come you didn't use that force shield generator before?

Because I know how reliable your tech normally is.

I'll show ya reliable!

Aw!

Hey, no fair clumping together!

Got one!

Just one?

One that didn't get back up.

My, my, dinner and a show?

They do treat the prisoners well here.

Well, if it ain't the clown prince of Asgard.

Whatcha in for, space littering?

"Crown" prince.

And littering Asgard with Symbiote spores

would be your crime, not mine.

Loki, today's your lucky day.

We're gonna get you out of here, and all you gotta do is help us stop...

One, two three... everyone in Asgard, including Thor.

Sound good?

Help you? Surely you jest.

Do we look like we're jesting, jailbird?

"Jailbird"?

Why, I'm as innocent as a newborn babe.

"Innocent"? Who stole the Cosmic Seed from Asgard and blamed it on my dad?

Who started a war with Spartax and tried to kill your brother?

And who knows what you did to get yourself locked up this time.

Are you implying I deserve to be imprisoned?

No, we're stating it outright.

Mmm. Thanks for the rescue offer,

but I think I'll stay here, safe and sound.

Rocket, how many prisons have you broken out of?

Twenty-three. Soon to be 24.

And that ain't counting the ones I've broken into!

We are too late.

I am Groot!

You Guardians may prove useful after all.

Was that sarcasm? I do not easily detect sarcasm.

Fine. You win.

Um, I don't suppose you could tell us where to find Odin?

Odin's on the ceiling?

Aah! Try upstairs, genius.

He won't appreciate being roused.

Yeah? Well, old people get cranky when you wake them up from their naps.

Found the eye patch, but no Grandpa.

Ha! He is on the ceiling!

Flarg.

Now is where you say, "This is bad," right?

No. I think you covered it.

Stupid Asgardian batteries!

Lightning. Works every time.