Evil Dead Burn

This is Dr. Benjamin Price, a professor of ancient history.

Report number four.

The legendary Necro Domican, the Book of the Dead, is not just a legend.

The Circle of Wise Men found him and despite my warnings,

They read from the book and its sacred passages.

The demon was released, the demon that possessed the body, so malicious.

It's as if the devil himself is here.

May God help us.

Report number five.

We found something.

An object with great power that can send them to hell.

If they come back. I hid it behind the runes and eggs.

It should stay that way.

Because if it opens, they will feel it.

They hear the sound of the earth.

They taste its flavor in the air.

And then, they starve at night to destroy it.

Oh my God.

Jump out the window.

And he's running down the street in his underwear.

Who jumps out the window like this?

Oh my God.

Don't tell me this is him, man.

Don't answer.

What if it's an emergency?

Leo, it's not an emergency.

He's just messing around with that black dress.

Next time, please.

Leave your damn phone in the car.

I don't want this, brother.

Be quick.

Soon.

Don't answer the phone.

Don't answer your damn phone, Leo.

I swear to God.

If you answer, I will go.

Don't give up, man.

Hey, hey, man.

Damn... I was calling.

Oh my God.

Oh, it's getting better.

We brought a little something for the birthday party.

wow.

That's it.

We went a little overboard.

Happy birthday.

Alice. Alice. Alice.

Are you serious?

No, I was joking.

Okay, but you're not listening.

This is our third bottle.

Maybe we should go a little, you know, slower.

Yes, it's Joseph's birthday.

We can get a little drunk.

Okay, okay.

Goodbye, don't leave me.

Let's open the presents.

Joseph, happy birthday, brother.

This is from both of us.

You guys didn't need to do anything.

Oh, thanks, guys.

Oh, it's automatic.

Yeah, well, it's not just a pen.

That's it.

Just not more than a thousand dollars.

But that's not the point.

I wanted to grab it to, you know, encourage you to finally finish your book.

Not very clever, my dear.

Well, to be fair, this is the fifth book he's started.

Actually, it's the fourth.

Shit, man, sorry.

But if you see Alice with her photos, you know, they're good.

The difference has been amazing since I bought him that damn thing.

And sometimes I think you just need a nudge.

Yeah, that's it...

And...

Happy birthday.

I love wrapping.

Oh, crap!

This is so funny!

Everyone looks funny in black and white.

You didn't say you brought the gift yourself.

Just a small thing.

And as for you, you are always alive.

I was more involved.

I just said it was from both of us.

Thank you both.

Thank you.

Yes, you are very talented.

Oh my God.

I was mixing.

You and Mary didn't like Tag.

It's too long.

Sorry, honey.

Guys, do you want to kiss my boyfriend?

What's up?

No, you know, we French girls like to kiss wherever we want.

Yeah, talk from across the house.

It's sad to go that way.

What do you say?

I don't care.

I'm not criticizing you.

You are celebrating.

What are you thinking about?

I know we're celebrating.

Just lower your voice.

Okay.

Am I done?

Okay?

Probably sweet.

We're never getting married, okay?

Listen, buddy, he didn't mean to.

No, no, no, no.

He came here.

Yeah.

This makes a wild meal.

It's the same thing with cigarettes.

We're talking about having kids and he won't let go.

Masakhrest.

Masakhrest.

Forget it.

You know what it's like.

wow.

Can I borrow your cigarettes?

Sure.

Mike, that's enough.

For example, I am your boss.

What's next?

You are the boss.

Be quick.

Didn't your first sentence activate the t-shirt?

No.

It was great.

It's like an oven here.

Also, my music is too loud.

Yeah, but hey, tell him.

Yeah?

Well, go ahead.

Keep gossiping about me to the employees.

We were just talking.

Okay, Mike.

I know it's not you.

Alice, can you come back inside, please?

Okay.

Come here.

Be quick.

Hey, hey, hey.

Okay.

Just calm down.

Don't make me look like someone I'm not, okay?

You're the one who makes a scene in my club.

You make me look like a hysterical drunk.

Hey, I'm sorry.

Okay?

Hurry up, let's go.

Hey, look at me.

I just hate it when you act like a damn child.

Don't call me that.

Just stop your nonsense.

Don't touch me!

I told you!

Damn!

So, you're pulling this out of me.

Yeah, I've never been like this before.

Alice, none of my girlfriends have ever blown me away like this.

What do you think is the reason?

If we can't talk, how are we supposed to move forward, huh?

Huh?

Yeah, sure, run to Mike.

Why didn't you give him another cigarette?

How about a blowjob?

Stop the hell!

of the.

Hey, no.

Brother, please, for Joe's sake.

I'll take you home.

to say.

I won't let anyone get away with this.

Hey, hey, don't go to the dog.

Don't call my mom.

We found you.

Now we have to start a family.

What the hell!

What the hell!

What a mess!

Help!

Help me!

Help!

Help!

What the hell!

"Evil Dead: Blazing"

Dad, you'll get there when I give you the chance.

Okay, my grandfather.

Oh, well, everything will be fine.

Everything will be fine.

Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.

We don't know what to do.

But maybe it will come to you.

Oh, damn.

The only thing that keeps me awake is you.