The Loud House

Today is the fifth grade internship fair,

and Clyde and I are making sure to put our best foot forward.

'Cause there's only one place we wanna work...

Flip's Food & Fuel.

Good morrow, fine sir. I'm Clyde McBride,

and this is my associate, Lincoln Loud.

Together, we're known as... Clincoln McCloud.

We're a team.

We'd love the opportunity

to work at your fine establishment...

As a team.

Two for one?

Now you're speaking Flip's language.

If you peruse our joint resume, I think you'll find...

Never mind that.

Either of you got a criminal record?

No. - You're hired.

Woo-hoo!

We'll get to see where the nacho cheese comes from.

And read the comics as soon as they're delivered.

And use the Flippy machine.

Ooh, Flippys...

Hey, Stinkin' McFartcloud,

your internship started ten seconds ago!

See, boys? Across and down.

That's the technique. Now your turn.

But we're out of window cleaner.

Should I go in the store and get some?

You kiddin' me?

That stuff costs 40 cents a gallon.

Here. -

Okay, we covered the cash register,

the gas pumps, and stackin' the jerky.

Last thing you need to know

is how to adjust the expiration date.

There we go.

- - Now it's good 'till Christmas.

Isn't that against the law?

Did I say it was time for a Q&A?

Now, you boys think you're ready to take charge?

- You bet! - Yes, sir!

Good! As an extra incentive,

whoever's doin' the best job is gonna get promoted to manager.

I'll be in the back.

But Flip's eyes and ears are everywhere.

So, put on a good show, huh?

But we're a team. I don't wanna be your manager.

Me, neither. We're Clincoln McCloud.

Oh, I forgot one thing.

The manager gets the unlimited free Flippy cup.

Free Flippys? Big deal. Who cares?

Yeah, what kind of team would we be

if we let something as petty as an endless supply

of the sweetest, tastiest, frostiest...

What was I saying?

That we're not gonna let anything come between us.

Right.

I'm just gonna wipe down this counter.

And I'm just gonna clean off this case.

- -

Welcome to Flip's.

How can I help you?

Uh, you can get out of my way. I need to make a tinkle.

You can help me.

Fill 'er up. Premium unleaded.

I'm on it.

Gas for your car and gas for you.

Ooh, beef jerky? Sweet.

Keep up the good work, brother!

Aah! How is anyone supposed to tinkle in there?

It is disgusting.

I'm on it.

- -

Clyde, the powder room was a delight.

Five stars. Much better.

Have a Flippy day!

Keep up the good work, boys!

Look, I want you to know I'm not trying to compete with you.

I was just helping a customer.

Oh, totally. Same with me.

Clincoln McCloud. We're a team.

- -

Oh, darn thing is on the fritz!

I'm on it!

- Hey, heat it up! -

At your service, ma'am!

What's the trouble?

Your microwave is broken,

leaving me as cold as my burrito.

I can heat this up for you in a jiffy.

I thought you said a jiffy.

Allow me.

Give her some gas, ma'am.

What a good little employee.

Have a Flippy day!

Sorry for butting in,

but, again, just trying to help the customer.

Oh, no, of course.

Does anybody work here?

I'd like to buy some gas station pizza.

I'm on it.

You can help the next customer... partner.

- But... -

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Got a massive order for you, Clydesdale.

- I'm on it! - Hey there, partner.

Looks like you could use an assist.

Oh, no, I got this, partner.

You can help the next customer.

- Oh, thanks, Clyde! - You're the best.

No problem, ladies. Just doin' my job.

Yeah, yeah.

Can you hold my dog, Lynn-sanity?

I gotta take a wicked dump. No, Margo.

You cannot go number two until we are number one.

Interns, assemble!

I've made my decision about which of you

to promote to manager.

Who is it? Who is it?

Eh, you're both showin' some good hustle.

But I'm gonna give the edge to-o-o-o-o...

- McBride! - Yes!

Congratulations.

I knew you were competing with me.

Well, you were competing, too.

You swiped that burrito right out of my hands, burrito swiper.

You're the one who was showing off with the bathroom cleaning.

Potpourri? Seriously?

It provides a soothing environment for our customers.