The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

- You guys. - Hi!

I'm so excited to be here.

-So glad it's you because I know... - Yeah.

...you're totally, like, unbiased.

-And so-- -Thank you. I've been in your shoes.

The holidays are a time for joy...

She was a snake in the fucking grass. It's disgusting.

I didn't say I was gonna leave you for him.

-I told Marciano... -That's what--

...I most likely am gonna leave my husband 'cause I'm unhappy.

...for celebration...

- How do you feel about your wife... -H-Hold--

...texting the word "cum" to another male?

How do you feel about that?

...to leave the room...

I want to go home.

...to fah-la-la-la lose your fucking mind.

I just don't know how you could keep lying.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Just take a couple of breaths.

On camera, to Layla, you're like, "I don't care about Jessi.

She's a fucking liar and cheater."

'Tis the damn Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season Three Reunion, y'all.

Merry MomTok Christmas.

After the baby.

- Today's gonna be fun. - I know.

-Yes. - I'm a little nervous.

I look... different this season.

You-- You look genuine.

Like, just like who you are.

-Well, we'll see if Taylor shows up today. - Yeah.

- What? Actually? -Yeah, she's not here.

-So, basically-- -Wait, but why wouldn't she come?

Dakota told me yesterday,

she was like, "I'm not coming tomorrow if Dakota's coming."

Is Dakota coming?

We'll see.

...but the one that Sydney made and all my bands, gone.

Apparently, Demi is going out of her way to get a cease and desist.

I think Demi and Bret, specifically, they have more skeletons in their closet.

And so, if they can flip that narrative and talk badly about Jen,

it-- it covers them up.

- Welcome. What's going on? -

-Are you okay? -Oh. Yeah, I'm great.

- -Come on out with it.

I mean, I-- Well, we have all day for that.

Yeah.

Maybe use this as like a opportunity to get everything off of your chest.

Think it's-- The fucker's not here.

He's gonna watch it, obviously.

My stupid brain won't shut up. Like, I'm, like, getting ready.

I'm, like, already heated and I'm like, "Shut up."

Dear Heavenly Father,

we want to thank Thee for the opportunity we have

to come together today.

We pray that we can have the strength

to stand by our own principles and our own values

as well as listen to those who may have differing opinions.

And we say these things in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Amen.

Gorgeous, gorgeous girls.

- Thank you. - Hi, Stassi.

- Welcome to you. -You look beautiful.

-You do, too. - Thank you.

Is this your first hosting?

No, I did Villa. So, this is my second one.

-Oh, reunion you hosted? -Yeah.

Okay. I didn't watch it for obvious reasons.

But it wasn't because of you.

- Yeah, no, it's okay. -

I would love to hear your truth, Bret.

Like, just tell us where you're coming from.

The biggest problem I think I have with everybody is...

the knee-jerk reaction to Demi saying that she was a victim

was to not believe her.

The only reason I ever brought up you having sex with Marciano

was because he told me that that's what happened.

It didn't happen. He did tell us you guys kissed.

-So, I'm hearing that. -False. Yeah. False.

There was not a kiss on the mouth.

There was two ass-grabs.

If he actually assaulted you, why did you continue to talk to him?

Just the classic case of victim-blaming.

Can we agree that she was like flirting and having long conversations

and, like, building a relationship with the guy that she just met?

She wasn't building a relationship with him.

Not flirty at all.

You would feel comfortable sending to another woman

that you're swallowing cum?

I'm not wired like you, bud.

- You should rewire yourself then. - Oh, yeah?

- That's disturbing, bro. -Okay. Alright, little guy.

-It's delulu land, dude. - What'd you say?

You guys live in a different universe. How-- How can--

I had no idea

-that pathological lying was contagious... - How can you watch that?

...but I guess it is.

Bret, I don't even know why you're here. Just walk away.

Everyone's being nice to you.

People just talk shit behind your back 'cause you're a shitty person.

Hey, the feeling's mutual, dipshit,

-just so you know. - Good.

And it's so hard to take you seriously with your little munchkin voice.

- Oh, nice, bro. You're a big guy. -Good Lord! I'm serious.

I think that's a little steep.

And I don't think anything good is gonna come from talking like that.

I know! I've heard a lot.

And people always-- I haven't seen your show,

but they're like, "You remind me of S-- Stassi."

Obviously, I need to go watch it 'cause I'm like, "I wanna see."

Now, I-- Like, I don't want you to see it

'cause I just don't want you to judge me in my 20s.

It's not who you are now, I'm sure.

Oh, was it like a long time ago?

Yeah. I was like 22 when I-- when I started it.

I'm 37 now. I am your elder.

But the crazy thing to me,

-Zac, about you and Jen-- - Alright. Let's just--

Hey, Bret, let's just-- let's just watch this.

-You're good, bro. -No. I'm gonna keep talking.

I don't care to talk to you. I don't care to talk to Demi.

I don't care to talk about any of that stuff.

-That's your story. - The feeling's mutual, bud.

-But we're gonna clear the air. -That's perfect. So, let's just--

And I'm-- And I'm gonna talk to you.

I'm here. So, we're gonna talk.

Welcome to the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: Season Three Reunion.

I'm your host, Stassi Schroeder.

And the holidays must've come early this year

because we've got some gifts in store for you.

We've decked the halls, lined the trees,

and pulled out all the red carpets for our very merry Mormon wives

to look back at a very memorable season.

Ladies, I am dazzled. I'm delighted to be a part of this.

Not just because I am a huge fan,

but because, like, I have been exactly in your shoes.

I've dated the bad boy, argued allegations,

had the fallouts, and managed the fame.

Last time this cast was on this stage,

y'all had a medic in the back

and a pregnancy suite in the dressing room.

Since then, we've had some very exciting updates.

Take a look.

It's like 3:45 in the morning and my water just broke.

I'm nervous.

She's so sweet.

That was crazy.

- Aw! -So cute.

Mikayla, did you have underwear on when you were giving birth in the shower?

No. Honestly, I was so blacked out at that point,

like, I was in another planet. Um, but no.

-That was a monitor. Yeah. -It was a little monitoring strap.

-Oh! - Yeah.

Mayci and Mikayla, there's a conspiracy theory

that you both named your daughters Charlotte.

Is this true?

We actually didn't.

- We didn't. - That was a joke?

- It's a conspiracy online. Yeah. - No.

Shut the fuck up!

- -I always liked the name Lottie.

It was like my one that I had throughout

that I was like, "Okay, I'm sticking to this."

-Yeah, yeah. - It's so cute.

And I knew that Mayci had Charli on her list.

I didn't even know what name she was naming her baby

until like two days after birth.

Wait, so you guys, neither of your child's name is Charlotte?

- No. -Hilarious!

- That is crazy. - I was got.

-Jen, you shared so much... -Yes.

...about, like, your struggles while you were pregnant.

I think it's just, like, prenatal, like...

-Yeah. -...depression.

I think I first started feeling depressed

when I realized what needed to change in my life and in my marriage.

But it wasn't until after I found out I was pregnant

that I truly hit rock bottom.

I don't even know what happened yesterday.

Oh, Jen. Oh, my God.

How are you feeling now, postpartum?

-Yeah. Um-- Sorry. I'm crying. -Aw.

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.

It's just crazy to see...

...how far I've come.

It's just me-- Sorry.

It's okay. Little Penny with so much hair.

Aw!

It's just crazy to see...

...um, her now.

I just love her so much.

And she's like literally everything to me.

I remember, when I found out I was pregnant with her,

I was genuinely disappointed because I felt like I wasn't ready.

But everything happens for a reason,

and she is, like, the reason why I'm healed to this day.

-Sorry. -I'm sure people have reached out to you

-about, "Oh, my gosh... - Oh yeah.