Justice League Action

- (PEOPLE SCREAMING) Watch out!

I, Brainiac, claim Metropolis for my collection.

Congratulate me.

You're my 10,000th city.

Spread out, he can't take us all.

Incorrect.

Bring it. (ROARING)

Ha!

Evasive counter measures upgraded.

New data sub-zoom.

Cyborg's counter measures upgraded.

Any luck hacking into their system?

He's too advanced. It's like trying to break a firewall with a squirt gun.

Keep on it. Backup is en route.

Counter measures upgraded.

This world will be recorded and eradicated.

Not today, Brainiac. Not ever.

Success rate at 89.76%.

Someone needs to take out that ship.

Someone who can get inside without notice.

Ooh, I'll do it. I'll do it. Here I come.

Pick me. Pick me.

Watch out! Watch out. Hey-yo!

Head's up.

Look, Plastic Man,

I think we need someone who takes this a little more seriously.

Moi can be serious. Watch this.

Four!

- Ooh! - (SMASHING)

Yikes! My bad, Tin Man.

Okay, that one got away from me.

You think?

We don't have time for this.

Brainiac intends on shrinking Metropolis and destroying the world.

Let's go.

Thanks anyway, Plas. Maybe next time.

(SIGHS) Yeah, sure.

Have your people call my people.

We'll do lunch.

Hold the pickle.

Brainstorm.

Why don't I just get up on that ship,

delay the ray and bamboozle the Brainiac?

That'll show 'em I take super heroing seriously.

Upsy daisy.

Threat detected. Defenses active.

Okay, new plan. Down, here it goes.

Threat aborted. Brainiac Prime.

This unit is prepared to collect city designated as Metropolis.

Threat detected.

Threat potential: 0.0%

Weapons disengage.

Hey, where's the goose? You know what I mean?

Thanks for the assist, gents.

Got to go do-do what I do-do best.

This will be a short trip to Easy Town.

Population, me.

Me and my big mouth.

My aching back.

Ooh, ooh! Brainiac's collection of bottled cities.

Hmm, cool, cool.

Oh, nice neighborhood.

Very spacey. Ooh, I like this one.

Hello!

Grabulac-4... (ECHOING)

Are you ready to...

Argh!

Brainiac is a superior intelligence, you will not lay hands on him.

- (BRAINIAC GROANING) - Bah!

Prepare the miniaturization canon for collection.

Affirmative.

Commencing firing sequence.

What is happening?

I'm happening. Ta-da!

Name, Plastic Man.

Classification, hero.

Thank you so much. That's right, muchacho.

Threat status, 4.6.

Four point, I'm sorry what? That's out of five, right?

Negative. Threat status scales to 100.

100? That's just mean.

Reinitializing canon.