Casual

- Hm. - What are you looking at?

Comments about how I'm unlovable,

and my website's a scam.

You can't just ignore me.

Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Why aren't there any photos of you and me

when I was a baby?

I think I'm going to give

you and Valerie some space.

Where you gonna go?

Don't worry about me, dear.

We'll be talking.

Why are you still holding on?

Because then my mother will be right.

And if you keep the house, then...

she'll be less right?

She'll be less right?

I'll look into appraisers this week,

find out what it's worth.

Do you think this about the divorce?

How?

I don't know, like,

she feels like her tank is empty, or...

she feels like her tank is empty, or...

there's a gaping hole in the side of her

that needs to be filled.

A gaping hole inside her?

Stop it.

It'd look good in the kitchen.

I agree.

My breakfast nook looks out over the mountains,

this would fit perfectly.

Mom, what are you doing here?

Laura invited me,

and I love art.

- You talked to her? - You flew back from Sedona?

She wanted me to come,

and I never left.

You still seem a little tense, dear.

Maybe you should look into having another massage.

Maybe you should look into having another massage.

I don't understand, a Chevron?

Are we still talking about this?

Like, what was his big move?

Did he let you wash his windshields?

Stop, you're making me wet.

Valerie?

Oh, hey.

Everything okay?

My mother's here.

Oh.

Actually, can you talk to me,

so she doesn't?

Just about anything.

Um, do you know that game "Best/Worst?"

Explain it to me, very slowly.

Um, who's the best person you look like

Um, who's the best person you look like

and who's the worst?

Like people have said that my best is Armie Hammer.

Oh, yeah.

Who's your worst?

Buzz Lightyear.

Right.

Um, so Laura,

she's doing well.

Do you, do you really think so?

Yeah, with the year you guys are having,

she's pretty resilient.

She is, isn't she?

How are things with her father?

How are things with her father?

Uh, we are fighting a war of attrition.

You know, whoever starts dating first

usually gets the upper hand.

Does fucking your mistress in our bed count as dating?

Ooh.

Oh, uh, uh,

Katherine Keener or Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Oh. Yes.

I will take it.

Okay.

Thank you. Who's my worst?

I'll let you know.

I'll let you know.

So...

What do you think of my piece?

It's a box, in the shape of a heart.

It's kinda like a heart-shaped box.

It's inspired by Nirvana,

I know it's one of their lesser known tracks.

Can I ask you something, bro to bro?

Excuse me?

Can you tell Laura that I didn't cheat on her?

Are you kidding me?

Tell her yourself.

Please don't outbid me, she's my daughter.

And my granddaughter.

Mother, I am not doing this with you.

It's a shame Laura didn't feel comfortable

asking Drew to come.

Asking Drew to come.

Is that what she told you?

I intuited.

She sees how callously you're treating him.

It's natural.

Children are very impressionable.

Mother, stop driving the price up.

Don't fight it. She always wins.

- You ready to go? - Mm-hmm.

Really, really proud of her

and you guys should be too.

She's, uh, special considering...

I just want him to notice me.

Like really notice me.

I mean, we went out.

I mean, we went out.

I thought it was a date, but...

I don't know, I guess I just thought

something would have happened by now.

Maybe he's waiting for you to make a move.

I don't think that's it.

Are you sexually active?

I was.

A sexually active woman is a powerful force.

She exudes the scent.

The scent?

Pheromones.

The scent lets him know you're ready to engage.

The scent lets him know you're ready to engage.

Like a wolf.

But what if I don't have a scent?

You do.

You just need to meet another wolf to bring it out.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Are you free after school today?

Um, I have practice, but...

Skip it.

Just for the record,

I didn't sleep with Charlotte at Becca's party.

I didn't sleep with Charlotte at Becca's party.

I honestly don't care.

Okay, I did,

but it didn't mean anything.

Stop talking.

Still like poppy seed, right?

What's with the lemons?

Lemons sell houses.

Everybody knows that.

Are you okay?

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Cause you're talking in your creepy high voice.

No, this is my motivated voice.

Is that the new dishwasher?

No, I didn't get it yet.

I had that ride to Santa Barbara on Sunday.

Oh. Okay.

It's just, we can't sell the house with the broken one.

I'm aware of that.

Did you get the garage motor?

I figured I would do that when I get the dishwasher.

Did you do anything that's on the realtor's list?

You don't have to micromanage me.

You don't have to micromanage me.

I'm not micromanaging you, because to do that,

you would have had to have done something.

- Where are you going? - Home Depot.

You want me to do something?

I will fucking do something.

Why are you so angry with me?

Oh, like you're not angry?

God knows what you're saying to Laura about me.

I don't talk about you with Laura.

- Stainless steel. - What?

The... it needs to be the same one,

the Viking, the stainless...

steel.

Steel.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hi. I got you your...

I got you your favorite.

It's a mocha frappe light, that's right?

Is that right?

Sorry. Thanks.

I didn't get myself anything.

I mean, I wanted Pinkberry,

but there wasn't time to get both,

and Fountain was terrible,

with the street closures cause Biden's in town, and...

Are you having a mini stroke?

Just forget it.