One Tree Hill

Previously on "One Tree Hill"...

You and I are officially together.

What are you talking about?

The sex tape.

I don't look as bad as if I made it with my boyfriend.

`I'm being deported. `Marrying me fixes everything.

I can't marry you.

Remember the tennis player that wouldn't take no for an answer?

That Katie girl?

Why do you have a photo with her?

Because it's not her.

`It's Sara. `You'll never be Sara.

`Neither will you. `We'll see about that.

Her behavior gets a little unpredictable.

How unpredictable?

Let's just say you should be careful.

Oh, cool!

- Jamie! - I didn't mean to!

Look what you did! Go to your room!

Even though she doesn't show it all the time,

deep down inside, your mom is still very sad that your grandma died.

Mom's gonna be okay, right?

Someone once said that death is not the greatest loss in life.

The greatest loss is what dies inside of us while we live.

I could tell you who said it, but who the hell really cares?

Mama...?

I made my own breakfast and cleaned everything up.

What do you want, a gold star?

I mean, obviously, the closing title song goes here,

and the credits, and it's all temp track sound,

but...

`Is it okay? `It's so good.

I loved the scenes with them on the balcony

and the way he looked at her when she slept and...

It's really good!

Alex and Josh actually have amazing chemistry.

Seriously, with the douchey puka shells and the sunglasses?

Seriously, with the annoying voice and the worse than annoying rest of you?

Well, our next guests are not only starring together

in a new independent film, they're also starring

together online as you may have heard...

I can't believe I have to pretend to be with you... you... you...

You hear that?

That's the echo coming from your crotch.

Oh, great. Add a nice batch of ass breath to the mix.

Please welcome actors and real-life lovebirds,

Josh Avery and Alex Dupre.

`Dick. `Whore.

Just a little ass breath for my baby.

It all just seems so fake...

this idea that good things happen to good people

and there's magic in the world

and the meek and the righteous will inherit it.

There's too many good people who suffer

for something like that to be true.

There are too many prayers that get unanswered.

Every day we ignore how completely broken this world is,

and we tell ourselves it's all gonna be okay.

"You're gonna be okay."

But it's not okay.

And once you know that...

there's no going back.

There's no magic in the world. Least, not today there isn't.

You've only been going two weeks,

and you're already skipping sessions?

I don't blame you. It's a nice day.

Who'd want to waste an hour in a therapist's office?

It's 50 minutes, actually.

Somehow their hour works out to 50 minutes.

If I told you that a half-hour was 20 minutes, you'd call me crazy.

We're all crazy, Hales.

Some of us just hide it better than others.

How'd you like to spend the day, just you and me?

Quinn's watching Jamie. Let's go for a drive.

Whatever.

You say the sweetest things to me, Haley James.

There's my man! Hi, Aunt Quinn.

Oh, come on, now.

Don't make me find a cake and stuff your face in it again.

I'm just worried about mom. I know.

But, hey, she's gonna be okay.

I promise. I hope so.

I miss her... the way she used to be.

Me too.

What's that movie? "The Goonies"!

Ever seen it?

- No. - What?!

This was like my favorite movie when I was your age.

You, want to watch it with me? Sure. Can Chester watch, too?

Yeah!

It's totally bunny approved. Come on.

`You ready? `Yeah.

`Maybe the movie sucks. - Julian... ` No, I'm serious.

Why did I ever get involved with film-making in the first place?

Because you watched "The Thin Red Line"

with your father when you were a boy, and it was the best day you ever had.

You don't know me, Brooke Davis. Oh, I think I do, Julian Baker.

And you know what else I know?

`You'll get in. `It's a big deal.

The Wasatch Valley Film Festival is a first look for...

A first look for a ton of prestigious films.

I know.

Today is the deadline.

You gave them your cell, my cell, and Paul's cell,

and if you don't get in, you're taking me to Cabo.

Wait, when did I say the Cabo part?

You didn't, I just did. I had to send them a rough cut.

Maybe they hated it.

Maybe they loved it, and they'll tell you that when you get in.

Maybe I love you, and I'll love you forever.

What's your day like? Well, I have to go to the store

and deal with my mother and Alexander and that madness.

I have to fix the toe that you are massacring.

And then I'm gonna go spend some time with Haley.

Sorry.

`How's Haley doing? `Not good.

She's just sad and depressed and angry.

Well, send her my best, okay?

I will.

And send Julian my best and tell him I love him, okay?

I will.

It's a great film. They'll call.

You'll get in.

My first week in Tree Hill,

I told Haley I was gonna close this place.

Couldn't wait to get out of here. And now I'm gonna miss it.

Why, after last night, you're still not ready to marry me?

Last night was amazing. Every night has been.

But, no... I still can't marry you.

I need you to promise me something.

Promise me that when I'm gone, you'll still finish the record.

I will. For you.

No. For you. For us.

But we are not that far off.

We might just finish this thing by the time you have to leave.

No. We won't. Because I leave tonight.

What?

Why didn't you tell me? Because last night was amazing.

But now I have to go... tonight.

Relationships suck.

Okay, but I'm supposed to be the one with relationship problems,

and you are supposed to be

the "sweet but kind of rough around the edges" bartender

who listens and offers sage advice. You don't have relationship problems.

How would you know?

Right.

Now I definitely need a drink. Shot of Tequila.

But you have to drink it. Perfect.

Quinn?

In here, honey.

`What are you doing here? `What do you mean, baby?

Don't call me that.

All right, the song, the grape Kool-Aid...

how do you know about that? How do you know?

What do you mean, how do I know?

Clay, it's me, honey. It's Sara.

- Don't say that. - Clay...

Sara's dead.

Don't you remember when we first heard this song?

We flew to Austin for that weekend in October

- and stayed in that little house. - Stop it.

The day we first met.

I said I'd rather streak on the quad,

and you said you picked the wrong school. I don't know how you know these things,

but I do know that my wife is dead,

and she's not coming back.

And neither are you. All right?

Do you understand me?

Don't ever come back here. Out.

I'm here, Clay.

It's me.

We could be together again. No. We can't be together.

And we won't be together, ever.

Now get out. Go. Out.

That movie... was so awesome.

I know.

Wouldn't it be cool if there actually was a secret treasure somewhere?

Well, funny you should say that,

because a long time ago I found this...

But I've never been able to figure it out.

Maybe you can help me.

Let's see.

"If the treasure you do seek, no one tell and no word speak.

Commit no crime but go to court, not for law, instead for sport."

`What does it mean? `I don't know.

I mean, what kind of court doesn't have lawyers?

`A courtyard? `No.

Ooh, a tennis court...

"Not for law, instead for sport."

Court... for sport. The Rivercourt!

Yes!

Ah, you are such a genius!

- Maybe the next clue is there. - Yeah.

- Oh, man. I gotta get some stuff. - Okay.

A shovel... a flashlight...

We're totally going on a treasure hunt!

Well, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

You feel like talking?

Why, is that what the doctors told you?

To try and get me to talk?