The Bear

Shh...

- (louder snarling) - Shh...

Shh...

- (quietly) It's okay... - (snarling)

Shh...

I know.

- (roar) - (car honking)

- (panting) - (bell buzzing)

- Yo. - Yo. Twenty-five pounds?

Twenty-five? No, no, I ordered 200.

Paid for 25.

Take it up with Lu.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. No, Luanne, that's...

that's... that's really nice of you.

- Uh-huh. - (chatter over phone)

Yeah. No, no, w-we're really grateful

to still be open after everything.

- Yeah, so, listen, I, um... - (Luanne continues)

I'm still trying to figure this place out,

you know, see how Michael was doing everything,

and I wanna get your money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I miss him.

Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.

- Okay. - (video game beep)

No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Alright. Bye. - (indistinct singing)

- (hangs up) - (video game effects)

- (indistinct yell) - Fuck!

Ball Breaker! - (beeping)

- Broken! - (video game effects)

- Shut up! No, no, no. Puta!

Don't unplug it.

I know what that means, Tina.

You unplug it, it won't work again.

Bonus! - When was the last time you emptied these?

I don't know.

- (click) - (clattering)

Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy. Still got that meat connect?

- (I train rumbling) - (cars honking, traffic noise)

- (rumbling) - (indistinct singing)

Oh! I'll have what she's having!

You cut vegetables like a bitch.

Don't wipe your hands on your apron, Chef.

- Jeff? - Chef.

We got issues. This arcuate's painted.

Yeah, no shit it is.

They conserved copper during World War II.

- That's why there's no rivets? - That's why no rivets.

- How the fuck do you not know that? - Because I fuckin' don't.

This is original Big E red-line selvage, alright?

From 1944. You can get 1,250 for that on eBay tonight.

And I'd still be five and a half short. - Add this.

- (coins rattling) - What am I, a Coinstar?

- That's like three hundo, Chi-Chi! - Three hundo plus what?

Plus a 1955 blanket-lined Type 3.

Pleated? - Pleated.

Boom.

Ball Breaker!

Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I-I need your help.

No.

No, no, no, no. It's not like that.

Yeah, I need that, uh, jacket that Mike gave me.

Yeah. Look, can you, uh, can you bring it here?

Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Alright. Bye.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. - I-I'm Sydney.

I called about the sous position, I'm staging today.

- Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah. - Yeah.

- Carmy. Um, here, gimme your... Thank you. - Hey. Uh, yes.

Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.

That's some serious heat. What's, uh...

- What's UPS? That's in Chicago? - Uh,

United Parcel Service...

Shit. That's the UPS. - The one... The mail... Yeah...

- Yeah. Um, what'd you... what'd you do for them? - Drove.

Paid my way through culinary school, so...

- CIA? - Uh, CIA, yeah.

Okay, so what are you doing here?

You know, this, um,

this was my dad's favorite spot when I was a kid.

Come here every Sunday.

Special place.

Good. Um...

Okay, so you know the drill. We, uh...

you're gonna make family.

It's meat plus three, and w-we eat around 2:00.

Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.

What's up?

- Can I just, like, ask you a question maybe? - Of course. Yeah.

I know who you are.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I-I mean...

you were the most excellent CDC

at the most excellent restaurant

in the entire United States of America.

So, what are you doing here? I guess.

Making sandwiches.

- Tina... Ebraheim? - Carmen! Where is beef?

It's in the oven. Tina, can you start

- a new giardiniera for me please, Chef? - I need my fennel first, Jeff.

Carmen. I need my beef! Ebraheim...

Then I do onion, then I do potatoes. We have system.

Aight, but you can punch 'em, blanch 'em,

freeze 'em, fry 'em before the beef, right?

- Don't mess up our place! - I'm not missing anything up.

Chef, no! Please, please, do not touch that.

This is the one time you listen to me.

Please do not touch that.

That's been going for 12 hours, okay?

That's my pot, Jeff.

- Everybody know. - That's her pot.

Use another pot, please, Chef. Alright? Corner!

Hey, Marcus, I need a double order of bread today,

- okay, Chef? - Come on, Carmy, I been telling you

for the past two weeks the mixer's fucked,

and I gotta do all this by hand.

Plus, Tina keeps messing with the temperature

- and it's fucking up my rise. No inglés.

- Tina, I know you speak English! - Listen,

Marcus, we're not meeting dailies, alright?

Vendors are cutting us off. I don't have the money

to fix it right this second,

but I will get you a new mixer. Okay?

- I promise you. Yeah? Carmen! Buzzer!

Alright, that's the beef. Come on, gimme a hand.

Corner! Smaller fry scoops today, Chef. Behind!

- Not system! What is this system?

- Michael's system. - Carmen, there is a girl.

Yeah, that's Sydney. She's helping us out today.

Michael's system makes no sense... I'm saying something!

Marcus, I say something. You are my favorite bitch.

Oh, your English is gettin' tight, Zeebs.

You kidnap a ship captain?

Your mom teach me during sex.

Oh, that's not cool. I'm fucking with you.

- That's how you do it! - (laughter)

- Yo yo yo. Hey yo, Gary!

You set up a compost for me today, Chef?

After I do my thing in the place.

That's very clear. Thank you.

Behind. Behind.

- Hey, Chef, is there, like, a family shelf or something? - Behind!

- Shelf? - Sorry, um... (speaks Spanish)

Fuck off.

- Gracias. - (door shuts)

- Bottom right side of walk-in. - (sighs) Thanks, Chef.

- Corner... Yo, you. Yo, family!

Fucking with my program, cousin?

Program started four hours ago.

I had the kid all morning. Excuse me.

Listen, what is going on with Ballbreaker?

My Insta's completely blowing up.

You got like 30 followers, dog.

Yeah, I got... What is that, a diss?

- I got 36 followers... - (laughter)

We need the business! Nerds come in from Rockford to play.

Yeah, like in 1987. You know, when you were still in

that deadbeat's balls. How are you?

Good. How was the recital?

Oh my god, she murdered it, Tina!

I gotta... H-hold on.

- Listen, you gotta run this stuff by me first. - I don't have to do shit.

Hold on. Listen, let's just have a conversation for a second!

- Whoa. Fuck is this? - This is Sydney. I'm staging today.

- You're what-ing today? That's Sydney.

She's helping us out today.

- Cousin, you ordering a different mayonnaise, bro? - Bananas?

- No, all you, Chef. - Yeah, "All you, Chef." This biff,

- he was usin' them to make a giant nut muffin! It was a play on

a Panettone. It woulda been beautiful

- if you'd let me finish it. Fuck! Cousin! - Fuck you!

Richie Jerimovich. Pleasure to meet you, sweetheart.

- Don't say sweetheart, you fucking weirdo. - Oh sorry,

Carm, you're so woke. I meant nothing by it,

Sydney. Saying sweetheart

is just part of our Italian heritage.

- That's beautiful. Thank you. Corner!

- Okay... - Listen, I'm trying to talk to you, okay?

Don't be rude and start doing a million things...

- I don't have time for this right now. - I don't remember having time

- to take care of your mom for six months. - Don't you fucking...