Anarchy Radio

Motherfucker!

Total freedom.

Speak your truth.

No censorship and no morality.

The only place you can express yourself without limit.

Just say it.

On 99.9 FM.

You are listening to "Anarchy Radio."

You can say anything.

You can be anyone,

Unleash the power of freedom on the "Anarchy Radio Show."

No censorship until I decide to push the red button.

And that's when I decided y'all had borred me to death

because I am in control, motherfuckers.

And speaking of control, that is the topic for today.

Are you a freedom seeker or a control freak?

Call us right now because the air is yours.

Who do we have on the line, Speed?

We got Brenda from downtown on the line.

What's up Brenda?

What do you have to say for us?

I think we live in a society

that lacks control at every level.

And if there is no control, it's just chaos, you know?

I mean, look at all these people.

They're jumping out of their windows lately.

And I think that we should install CCTV cameras in the homes

of every psychologically unstable person

and also the ex-convicts.

I mean, it's a shame.

Wow, wow, wow.

Seems like Big Brother was a sister today, huh?

We got Rob from New York on the line.

New York?

I didn't even know we broadcasted that far.

What's up, Rob?

How you doing?

We're more and more to listen to you guys

in the Big Apple.

Anyway, I think that control

or better said, the obsession for control

is a disease of the human beings.

I mean, look at all these multi-billionaire guys,

the top executives, the kings and the dictators.

They must be absolutely terrified of their surroundings

to need that much control.

They should be treated in mental hospitals, these people.

It's so sad, don't you think?

I love it.

All these guys in the nuthouse.

What a party.

More, we want more of your visions

and opinions about control.

Call us right here on Anarchy Radio to speak your truth.

The only radio you could do it before the end of the world.

But before that, let's hear the crazy tune of the nuthouse.

Hey DJ, will you turn that up?

Whoo.

Speed.

Andy, I need to talk about you something important, man.

What?

You found more booze in here somewhere?

No, it's, it's.

You're getting married?

Hey, everybody.

Speed's getting married.

Mwah.

You're a dead man now, motherfucker.

It's about the radio.

What about the goddamn radio?

Bye, Speed.

Bye, Speed.

Who's in control now?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Is this Barry White?

Hello, my love, how's your head?

Hey, baby, I'm fine.

You had more alcohol

than blood in your bloodstream yesterday,

but I'm sure you haven't forgotten

about your big interview today, right?

Shit.

No, baby, I didn't forget.

I was getting ready right now.

Great, see you then.

Okay, bye.

Oh, fuck.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Exuberant, provocative, for some out of line,

aggressive, even decadent.

How do you explain all these titles you've been granted?

The moment you come outta your cave,

people start judging and calling you names.

I'd rather be called that than just some guy on the radio.

I'm happy to be labeled as a troublemaker.

So how does it feel to become the talk of the day

in this renaissance new age of radio?

I don't really care about being famous.

What I do care about is freeing people's mind.

I'm fed up of people tell me what to do, what to wear,

how to feel, what to think.

All these people, big brands, institutions,

and, are onto us 24/7.

It's unbearable.

So pardon my French,

but fuck them.

And my only mission, so to speak,

is to restore a space of freedom,

especially to the kids and teenagers

because they are the main targets

to the big businesses and morality mind controllers.

You're a fucking rock star, my love.

I mean, after that interview,

the audience is gonna explode.

Yeah, you sure about that?

Hey, who's the manager here?

I know my shit.

It's going to boom, I can guarantee that.

Yeah.

A local confidential boom, maybe.

What?

Hey, Mr. Big Head, you're not a big star yet, I get it.

Things take time, okay?

But if it's just slow for you,

feel free to go find another dumb head

to act as your manager.

It was a joke.

Come on, I'm just busting your balls.

Your beautiful, hairy balls.

A sexy little nut pack.

Look, I'm really happy with you, all right?

You're terrific.

Really?

Yeah, your work is awesome.

I couldn't dream of a better manager.

You're the best, sexiest manager on the planet.

You bet.

What?

Speed.

I know, I know.

It's better be important, buddy.

I'm pretty busy and I got a sexy little thing waiting at home,

you know what I'm saying?

And what's up with all the secrecy?

You can't talk on the phone or what?

Being chased by the mob or something.

It's complicated.

Sounds time consuming.

Do we have to do it now?

Yes, it's important.

- All right, let's hear it. - It's about to radio.

We're not buying any more stuff, Speed.

The sound is good enough.

Shut the fuck up, man.

God.

It's not about the gear.

I found something. - What did you find?

I'm not crazy, okay?

I think someone is using our frequency.

What?

Yeah, yeah, but it's not audible.

What do you mean not audible?

I don't know how they do it, but somehow they're,

they're using our frequency to broadcast

some sort of shadow wave.

I need to do more research.

Does it affect the quality or the range of the broadcast?

No, no, no, not at all,

it's transparent, you can't hear it.

But I think it, I think it affects people.

Affects people?

Who, how?

I don't know,

like maybe the nervous system or something.

It's, it's hard to say,

Wait, wait, wait.

Is everything okay?

You're not using again, are you?

Fuck, dude, I'm clean, man.

It's been years.

You don't believe me, dude.

I don't know.

Sounds a bit weird, don't you think?

Okay.

Wait.

Speed.

What the fuck, man?

It affects people.

This world is getting crazy.

It's driving people insane.

Even my best friend Speed is going crazy.

The number of murders, attacks, suicides

and violent crimes are skyrocketing.

This is an epidemic.

Are we reaching the end of our ability to survive?

What the fuck is happening to the human race?

Dang.

Thanks for sending us the footage, Jimmy.

Y'all could go see it online now if you want,