Mr. Right (恋爱先生)

How complicated is love?

A mysterious programmer of Kuai Shou drew this kind of functional graph.

You must cross over the lowest trough to be able to welcome the next peak.

Mr. Right

Episode 36

Ms. Qiao, when you go back, just wait for the result. The company will also do its best to inform you sooner.

Okay. Thanks.

- I won't walk you out then. - Okay. Thanks.

Slow down...

- So sorry. - You go first.

You go first...

So sorry...

Sorry. Sorry.

Hey, wait.

Sorry. May I ask, this person is...

Are you asking the one in the middle? That's our CEO, Mr. Zou.

That's right. You know him?

- Zou Bei Ye? - Right.

Okay already. Don't mind her. Let's go.

Slowly... Hey, slow down. It's heavy in my side.

I already warned you twice. If you still don't leave, I'm giving you a ticket.

No, I'm here to fetch someone. She's coming down any minute now.

Stop telling me that. I've been staring at you for a long time already.

No, aren't I here anyway?

You're here? But this is called illegal parking. Do you know that?

You still won't listen to my warning, hence, I have a reason to give you a ticket.

No, no, let us not make it difficult to anyone. Say, I'm just a driver.

I'm here waiting for someone. Just allow me 5 more minutes, okay?

- No. No. - 3 minutes.

Still no.

Illegal parking. Take it.

You...fine.

Hurry and leave. You're causing trouble.

Hey, Yi Lin.

You worked hard.

What do you mean?

I can see that you're acting so sincerely. Your acting skills are way better than mine.

I'll just treat it as learning a lesson. This tuition fee is quite inexpensive.

No, what acting?

New nobility of technology, computer code genius, huge sum of finances,

these terms paired with such a photo, even I got dazzled.

Come, let me compare. Is this really just one person?

Say, why didn't you just be your CEO and have to pretend to be a driver for several months? What is your motive?

Yi Lin, I have no evil intentions.

You indeed have no evil intentions. You're making me feel disgusted.

What technology genius?

Meeting a technology idiot like me give you very high self-esteem, is that it?

What year is it already? Just going online and randomly searching, you can find anything.

Yet I still was stupid enough to be fooled by you.

And you even fooled me for several months! I really am so stupid! In the car earlier,

I already told you the name of the company that I'm going to. But you were still able to keep a straight face and give no reaction at all.

You even cheered me! Zou Bei Ye, you're really scary.

If this is a spy movie, your psychological quality is way better than those leading men.

Stop!

I am the CEO of Yue Zhang Technology. Our company's second cycle of financial upgrade went very well.

We will be posting in the stock market soon. By then, I will be worth ¥500 million.

- Our company-- - So what?!

Since you can't hide it anymore, you're just directly bragging about your wealth now, is that it?

No, I just want to tell you my real situation--

Stop! You already told me! You are a driver of a special service car.

Because of insomnia, you work at night. You can't bear to rest for even a day because you have to earn for a living.

Isn't that your setup for these past months? How come you now have so many situations? So many identities?

And I even treated you as a good guy. I am blind.

I thought that you are different with all the guys that appeared around me.

I really almost believed that you are that person who is sincerely good to me.

But what? You are more shameless than those assholes who keep showing off how rich they are.

You are a complete liar!

Or were you afraid that I will scheme for your money that's why you pretended to be pitiful?

- No, that definitely is not what I meant. - And that day,

you broke a phone in front of me, right? No wonder you were so brave.

I was even like an idiot that I gave you my salary that I earned from hurting my feet from walking all day.

How did you ridicule me when you took my money? You feel that tricking people is fun, is that it?

You feel that you deserve an Oscar now, right?!

Yi Lin, can we talk in a calm manner?

No! I don't want to hear them at all!

Okay. You're wealth flaunting today can be said to be very complete.

I even saw your building already. I know that you are rich.

That's why, please stay away from me as far as possible from now on. I don't want to see you again.

Yi Lin!

Mister, can you give me a ride?

- There is a maniac at the back that's chasing me. - Yi Lin!

- Stop! Stop! You can't leave that car. - Fine. Fine. Get on the bike.

Drive the car away, or else, I'll give you a ticket.

Don't you just want to give me a ticket? Go make it then.

- Okay. Okay. - Include this offense too.

- And then post all those tickets on my car. Fill it all up. - Sure. Sure.

Sure. Just you wait.

Courting a girl but can't bear to spend money? I think what that lady said is right.

You are not pretending to be poor but a miser. You were only fooling that lady.

So what if I am a liar?

- Why did you touch me? - Can being a liar get a ticket?

- Write me a liar ticket then. - Sure. Sure.

- After you write it, post it on my head. Post it on my head, okay?! - Why did you touch me again?!

- So what if I touch you? - I'm calling the police.

- Call then! Call then! - I'm calling already! I'm really calling!

Go call!

With him being like that, give me an idiom.

A dog losing a home.

That's why I called my same kinds.

Still not depressed enough. It can still bite.

Let us go then. Let him think of how to get out on his won.

Don't...

Don't leave me here alone.

You know to beg now? Let me tell you, you deserved it.

Attacking a traffic enforcer? Locking you up for half a month is just right.

No matter how rich you are, you can't be like that.

No, tell me. Why did you do it?

Qiao Yi Lin discovered about my secret.

Agree. Another one of our kind.

Also a hopeless romantic.

Bro, what are you doing?

When a man plays golf, he uses his waist power.

What you're doing is throwing your waist out.

You're really something. Tone down a little.

Wait a minute. With whom do you have a problem too?

Move aside...

No, what do you two mean?!

Upon going down the plane, I have to pick up one from the police station.

And then accompany two sad idiots to exhaust my energy here.

Tomorrow morning, I still have to board an early flight for a business trip. If you two are like this,

I'll go home to sleep then.

Didn't that end it?

Beer.

Yours.

- Aren't you going home? - That's right.

Go to what home?

Returning after just going on a business trip, my Gu Yao already moved into your house.

Just right, explain to me. What really happened?

Yes. For this matter, I have some personal motive.

But I have good intentions behind it.

- This is what I was thinking. - Say it.

I'll let Gu You live into my house. I'll then go with the flow

and return to live with my dad. This way, I can give you a chance and also create a chance for me.

But that stupid Luo Yue girl didn't understand it that way.

I wanted to tell Qiao Yi Lin the truth so many times.

So many times, the words are already at the tip of my tongue. Either I am unable to say them or they get pushed back.

I...

Okay already. I got it now.

Today, you basically reserved this whole place just for this situation.

That is a complaining session of three old men.

Okay then. Let's drink.

While here, I kept thinking this.

Isn't the relationship between a man and a woman just like a golf club and ball?

One willing to hit, the other willing to bear the hit.

Are we the club or the ball?

It's the ball. Lacking some beating.

An asshole who lacks a beating.

Initially, I thought that as long as you work hard to practice and your form is proper,

this ball will surely go to the direction that you want.

But when you really hit it already,

you two also felt it earlier, right?

It's not at all your call. What experience or techniques are all useless.

Don't, Brother Hao. You must not think that way.

If you become discouraged, what will happen to us then?

I don't understand anymore. Look at us 3.

One whose wallet is so full.

One who has abundance in theories and experiences.

One who has sufficient hands-on experiences. How come...

in relationships, it's not going with our wishes?

Brother, please explain it. What does women want?

What do they want?

Don't ask me.

Even I am doubting now, doubting if those theories are really useful and meaningful.

Don't. Of course they have.

What I regret now the most is I didn't listen to your words of telling her the truth earlier.

And in the end, I caused her to...

tell me to get lost today. We three are really a company of miserable people.

Don't. Don't. Don't place yourself with the same pile as us.

- Can you be the same as us? You didn't tell the truth, so you deserved it. You brought it to yourself. - No...

I... - Enough. Enough. You,

should stop it already. We all are people with the same misfortunes.

Right? Why must you insist on going after how he has fallen into this state? No need for that.

Just treat it as losing a client, but gaining a brother. Won't that solve it?

You two can treat me as a buddy?

Can you stop feeling so inferior? You also have good traits.

The black card. When you put out your black card, you can shoot down a lot of men.

Right? If you can't use money to get a girl, you think you won't be able to get brothers with it?

That's why, we all are one family.

How come that sounded so forced.

These shameless faces of you two is quite compatible. Come.

Zou Bei Ye.

Cheng Hao.

Don't know why but I seemed to have destroyed that water heater yesterday. The water isn't warming up.

Didn't you ask the property manager to fix it?

I did. They said that it might be a switch problem, but that will be for us to fix.

Okay. I'll think of a way to fix it next time.

Hey...

The property manager asked me yesterday if I'm Mrs. Cheng.

I didn't know if I will bring you trouble by saying that I'm a tenant.

That's why, I didn't deny it. It won't be a problem, right?

That...it's nothing. I'll just explain things to them next time.

Dr. Cheng, I am asking for a leave of absence for I'll be going out.

- Right now? - Yes.

Are you directly going home or coming back before the end of work for today?

- I'm coming back. - Okay.

Oh, right, once I'm off work, let's go home together. I didn't bring my car.

Have you two moved in together?

No. How is that possible?

It was really coincidental. She moved into the unit right in front of my father's house.

Of course, I only knew it after she have moved there for quite a long time.