Chicken and Duck Talk (Gai tung ngap gong) (雞同鴨講)

Hi Boss, here is your favourite duck noodle!

Lucky that you called first, we kept this especially for you.

Great! Where's the master chef Mr Hui?

Hey Chimp, add more charcoal!

Stupid fool!

Delicious barbecue ducks! Gotta try it!

Two seats for our nice couple here!

Hey waiter, how much?

The bill please!

The bill for these lovely 9 customers please.

What?

Take a seat.

Yuck, it's filthy!

The food's good. It's worth it.

What would you like, sir?

Two Hui's duck rice and two bowls of duck soup...

We are in a hurry, please be quick!

What's the hurry? We're quick.

Don't bother to clean, the dirt has been here for many years!

Duck rice and soup for 2!

Can't sleep!

Hey! What are you doing?

Table for 2?

Two soups ready to serve!

Waiter, can you get rid of the dog?

Why should I? The dog's our lucky charm. It helps clean the floor!

Just get him out!

- Just eat! - Move your feet!

This is too much!

Just give it a wipe.

- Here's your soup! - I've run out of tissues!

No more?

Alan, give them 2 towels!

Right!

Your towels!

The first one was cleaner!

- What? - Don't you have any napkins in here?

OK I'll get you some toilet paper!

No... Thanks!

Yeah, it's okay!

Hong Kong Star "the horse" dashing from behind...

Faster! Faster!

Hong Kong Star is catching up...

Hong Kong Star has overtaken 10 horses!

Yeah! Looks like we have a winner!

What? He's stopped to scratch his balls!

What's going on? He's gonna lose...

Damn it! He's lost!

A cockroach!

Don't worry, it's dead now!

I want to see your boss!

Hi, what's the matter?

There's a cockroach in my soup!

Take it back and make another one. Go!

Hold it! I've drunk some already!

I'm going for a hospital check-up...

I will sue you!

Relax! Do you think you are the sanitory inspector?

This is me! Here is my identification.

Show me your business registration.

Look, it's just a jujube, it's good for health!

Extra nutrition, lots of vitamins!

Inspector, I care about you.

...get to work!

Yes, boss.

Stop shaking!

Give this customer a free bowl of soup.

Boss, insecticide!

Thanks! Kills mosquitoes?

No problem. It kills cockroaches too.

You won't get away with this!

Definitely a cockroach, not a jujube!

I'll sue you!

Hey, Still arguing?

Show me your ID!

Have you got any proof?

You want proof, right?

Cockroach leg!

What cockroach leg?

Bastard! Find it!

Come on, find it!

I will take it to the lab. I bet they'll find some proof in the soup!

I'll get proof and sue you!

Please calm down!

What?

I will sue you!

It's only extra protein!

Bye Inspector! Hope you enjoyed your meal.

I wonder who's opening across the street?

I hope it's going to be betting station.

Yeah, so you can hide there all the time!

Get back to work!

Squid, I've been here for 3 months now.

I work late every Saturday, is there overtime salary?

Overtime? Are you serious? You want a pension?

You know, our boss is a real miser.

You want extra money? Don't even think about it.

Unless he loses his mind.

Overtime bonuses! One for each of my dear staff!

You all get one.

You guys work so hard.

And never complain.

You've moved me to tears. I am so thankful to all of you!

Will you deduct this from our wages?

Of course not! Go spend it, no problem!

Pan's daughter will get marry soon.

Let's buy her a wedding gift. I love you all so dearly.

Go home and have a good sleep!

Good night.

Hang on!

I plan to let go the garbage collector.

So please do me a favor.

Each of you take a bag of trash to the collection point every night.

You don't mind, right? Thanks.

I really thank you guys!

A bag every night?

This way, we can save labour cost!

Okay folks, have a good night.

Enjoy yourselves!

At least we got a bonus "red packet"!

What! He bought us out for only HK$10!

Only HK$10!

It should be at least HK$100

We've been fooled again! Let's go!

Snow White and her 7 dwarves!

Watch out!

Stop there!

Mind your step, the floor's just been waxed!

It's past midnight! You polish the floor for what?

Please step on the newspaper.

Be care where you step.

- I'm careful! - I'll get you a bowl of nice dessert.

Why is your mother being so nice to me?

She must have done something wrong.

No!

Did she lose money in mahjong gambling?

No, we've been polishing the floor all day.

We got fined for not paying taxes?

I don't think so.

Really?

What then? Why is she so good to me?

Honey, have some dessert.

Good stuff!

Stop that!

You want to stay up polishing all right?

Clean it up!

Honey, I'll run you a bath.

How come she only shouts at me.

She must have done something really bad!

There is something wrong of the TV reception.

Honey, can you go outside to fix the antenna?

Honey, I'm in a good mood tonight!

No matter what you've done. Just tell me.

I won't get angry!

Go and fix the antenna!

Come on, tell me the truth!

Wait! I know!

You forgot to pay the telephone bill, right?

I'm sure I'm right!

I'm wrong?

Just fix it. It's embarrassing!

It's embarrassing for our guest.

Guest? What guest? The Queen?

Mom will arrive tomorrow and she wants to stay with us for a few days.

Its okay now, don't move! ~ TV Music ~

Mom will arrive at 2pm tomorrow.

In that case, I'd better arrive at the airport by 1:30pm...

You mean you're going to greet her?

No! I'm going to take the first plane out of here!

Dad, I want my pocket money!

My pocket money!

Money? What pocket money?

Is this how you talk to your father?

Do I owe you money?

Look at all these bills!

Electricity, water, school fees, all for you!

I roast hundreds...

...of ducks just to feed you!

Look! All my fingers...

...are roasted too!

You'll have to work your whole life to pay me back!

Don't take me for granted!

Go to bed!

Leave him alone...

...don't give him a hard time!

I'm not giving him hard time.

It's not me, it's your mother who will give us a hard time!

We have nothing to talk about.

She enjoys giving me a hard time.

The furnitures are bad!

Your TV doesn't work! Black and White TV?

Have you heard of colour TV?

Still using an electric fan?

Do you know there's a new invention called...

...air-conditioner?

Look what's this? A see-saw?

You should donate it to a kindergarden!

Look! And an ancient refrigerator!

Thank god there's food.

A toaster! This was my wedding gift, wasn't it?