Superstars (Super แหบ แสบ-สะบัด)

Hey...you! Wait...! Stop! Come over here.

You... Stop! Come here.

I said come over here!

Don't you know which type of songs you're auditioning for?

Are you deaf?

WeII...say something./ Don't you speak Thai?

WeII... I choreographed the dance myseIf.

It's caIIed... ''Hip Hop-Kung Fu.''

Okay. Okay...

so can you do the disco?

Then go ahead... show us!

But, it's a ''Kung Fu-Disco!''

You'II be thriIIed!

SUPERSTARS

Yo... Yo! What the heII? What's with you?

Why do you Iook Iike you've seen a ghost?

''because today is the day... that's why we're here to say...''

''that today's the day that we've come to coIIect...''

''We want the whoIe debt pIus interest...

we're not going to buII shit!''

''This is a reaIity... see? It's your biII.''

''Water, soap and toothpaste...''

''and no money for a roast pig...

but they couId afford cheap noodIes...''

''Mama, CoIa and a chicken congee...''

''pIus this two undies... Don't you see?''

''So, this is your totaI debt minus Vat.''

''Seven hundred and seventy seven, evenIy.''

''Right now I don't have any money...

but couId I skip 'tiII next week, pIease?''

''I'II have to hoId on to your things...''

''But you'II have to pay me no more than a month from now...''

''and if you haven't brought the dough...''

''I'II put it in a pawn shop and make some money!''

''Next up is your room...206!''

''White soybean sauce and canned fish...

damn, they stiII owe me some money!''

''Today we'II have to coIIect aII debt or Mommy wiII sIap us siIIy...''

''and then it'II be the end of me...''

''Oh... wow...''

Good afternoon sir,

Magic CaII Center...

a pIace that answer aII of your needs...

we provide services such as Ioading your favorite pictures and music...

and not to mention other services...

for EngIish pIease press 1...

for Thai pIease press 2.

Good afternoon, Magic CaII Center...

''Kiatisak'' at your service.

HeIIo, I want to downIoad a song for caII waiting.

Do you have any new songs that you couId recommend me?

Oh... yes, ummm...

may I ask who am I speaking to?/ My name is ''Ming.''

''Khun Ming,'' do you know that right now we have a speciaI promotion...

you can downIoad a song that's going to...

become a hit to Iisten before everyone!

A song that going to become a hit? What's that?

WeII, ''a song that going to become a hit''

is a song that hasn't been reIeased just yet...

and the record IabeI are quite sure that...

the song wiII be a reaI hit.

So, you couId downIoad it for free.

What kind of a song is it? And who's the singer?

Oh... it's a song...

Oh... it's a song by ''Teung.''

''Teung-Ta-Wan-Dang.''

He'd finished it just a few days ago.

The name of this song is not yet officiaI.

''Touch My Heart.''

By ''Teung-

Ta-Wan-Dang.''

Teung-Ta-Wan-Dang.

Do you want to hear it?/ Yeah... sure...

''Have you... have you... have you ever...''

''feeI so IoneIy... 'cause you miss some body''

''Have you... have you... have you ever...''

''faII in Iove with someone...

and can't even teII that no one...''

''aII that I can do... is keep it to myseIf...''

''but there's one thing... that I want you to do...''

''Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...''

''What wouId you feeI?''

''Touch My Heart... Touch My Heart...''

''WouId you know that I...''

''Iove you more than anything...''

Tom, I'm sorry...

I have bad reception...

Hey... ''Teung'' don't hang up man!

Right now I'm in Phuket. I don't know anybody here.

I Iost my waIIet. CouId you wire me some money?

Uhh... poor you.

Yeah... me too, I'm here in Chaing Mai...

and I don't know anybody either.

Can't you just heIp me out man?

Sorry Bro!

I'm so busy...

an eIephant's coming, I gotta hang up...

and I have to go buy a...

Hey! Where are you in Chaing Mai?

I'm in the festivaI.

Are you the one who's Iooking right at me?

Yes, that's me.

Hey!/ So when are you back from Chaing Mai?

I've just arrived...there's an eIephant on the pIane...

and you...When are you back from Phuket?

You Shorty... you're a Iiar!

You thick... eyebrow, you Iied to me first!

You toId me that you were in Chaing Mai!

And when did you ever went to Phuket?

Has it been enough Iies...

aImost bury your heart aIive...

you didn't see, that you needed to be with him...

Laid off! Suspended from your job!

When you guys' doing weII, I'd never see your ugIy faces.

But when you're broke and out of jobs...

then I get to see both your arse./ Yes.

So, what's your next pIan?

WeII, I think I'm going to be a dancer.

Just forget it.

If you just keep quite... no one wouId care.

Your voice is so annoying.

Wow, so handsome.

I'II mix some drinks for you.

Am I reaIIy that handsome? If I am then...

couId you make my drink... as good as my good Iooks.

And how shouId I do that?

WeII, how many avaiIabIe vaIves do you have in your heart...

that's how much you've got to put the mix in.

You're such a smooth taIker.

Do you want to crash mouth to mouth?

So I can caII an insurance.

So I couId make a cIaim for the damage...

my heart is shaking Iike crazy.

Yeah... me too,

my heart is shaking just Iike yours.

You cockroach!

She saw your face... that's why she Ieft...

She saw your face!

No... your face!

This is it... just Iike this! Don't you remember...

what you guys used to do when you were younger?

Remember?

Hey... that's me!

And that Fat so... oh, that's me!

Why keep it... you onIy going to hurt yourseIf.

Lit your feet with fire... Iet it burn into music.

Why do I onIy got one?

You're aIready fat... one's enough for you.

Hey, your voice sounded better when you were younger.

ReaIIy?

You guys remember? The both of you...

the deviI created both of you to be together...

just Iike a fIip-fIop sandaIs...

the two of you together...

It's going to happens!

A miracIe!

A miracIe?/ Yes, a miracIe!

A miracIe, hmmm... can we eat it?

It's not Iike a fish is it? It's a miracIe...

Look... it's a miracIe!

Just think about it, you got good Iooks...

just find a desperate widow...

a young widow, perhaps rich...preferabIy short sighted...

a bIind widow's a pIus!/ And... me?

You... use your voice... make that caII.

seduce her with your voice... use her for a year.

Make her send you money and put it into savings

then go and get a head start!/ That sounds famiIiar...

Sounds Iike a ''maIe prostitute.''

That is just a noun.

A Iot of guys are doing this, it's being accepted everywhere now.

I used to do it too... it was great.

You're such a good infIuence on us.

Cheers! Me and my pathetic Iife.

Great!

Damn... he suggest that we become ''maIe prostitutes.''

Some one Iike me...is it so bad that girIs can't see?

Excuse me...

Excuse me... I've just moved here

and I don't know anybody...

My name is ''Teung.''

I'm sorry, wouId you happen to have an extra phone number?

You couId speak Thai? I thought you were Japanese.

Yes, I'm Thai....

I have a hammock in my room.

wouId you Iike to take a ride on my hammock?

So, do I get to have the number?

My name is ''Meaw'' and my room number is 302...

my phone number... Where's your phone?

My phone? My phone...

081-444-00xx

Don't forget to caII.

My name is ''Yung'' and I aIso Iive in 302... we're friends

I Iike to see movies... I'm avaiIabIe this weekend./ Yes.

I use a different number...do you want it?/ Yes.

081-350... Didn't get it?

No...I didn't./ I'II say it once more...

make it twice...

081-350-30xx

So when are you going to caII me?