Curious Caterer: Fatal Vows

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I'm trying to surpass the Burj Khalifa

as world's tallest structure.

The bride wanted seven tears for her lucky prime number.

Maybe we will get lucky this weekend

and meet a couple millionaires of our own.

I feel like I'm going to be piping champagne buttercream

in my sleep tonight.

Well, you're optimistic.

What sleep?

Hmm.

Is this side an eighth of an inch shorter than this side?

Okay, is this because you are catering the society wedding

of the decade or because it's Jess's wedding?

Both.

And no particular order.

Admit it.

You just want Justin to eat her words

about your little business.

Is that so wrong?

Did I hear my name?

Oh, Goldy your cake, it's stunning.

Well, it's not done, but thank you so much.

What are you talking about, mother?

Those are macadamia nuts on my wedding cake.

I told Goldy a thousand times,

Sterling's allergic to tree nuts.

And is that a Juliet rose I see?

You know that Romeo and Juliet's love

went from epic to tragic almost overnight, right?

Why don't just break a mirror on my cake?

Jess, Jess...

- Well-- - Well,

we can replace the Juliet rose with a, um, um...

A Paeonia lactiflora.

A peony, those stand for love and good fortune.

Love and good fortune.

Good.

And also they aren't macadamia nuts.

They are pure Madagascar white chocolate.

There is not a nut in sight.

Except for the one in front of us.

Mm.

Still, get rid of them.

Pearls of any sort

represent future tears and heartache in a marriage.

Do I have to micromanage everything?

Let's go, mother.

Thank you.

Well, as expected, she is the ultimate bridezilla.

And she is also our client.

And nothing is gonna stop us from putting on the most

memorable rehearsal dinner,

and wedding reception Elk Park has ever seen,

even if it kills us.

Now, let's go find some peonies.

Hey.

Is that him, is that the guy?

Mom, boundaries.

He's cute.

Mom, that is so (indistinct)!

My baby has our first crush.

Hunter.

What's up man?

Sterling Bridgewater finally came back to Elk Park.

Golden Berry.

Oh, I haven't been called that a forever.

You haven't aged a day.

Oh, and you're still the charmer.

Apparently not charming enough.

Let's just say not everyone has given me

as warm a welcome.

Well, you and Hunter are gonna be family now,

so you're just gonna have to play nice.

I always play nice.

Even if my future brother-in-law doesn't.

That is Elk Park for you.

Yes more, more ladies, more.

Big smiles, ladies.

All together.

She does light up a room, doesn't she?

I mean...

- Excuse me. - Yes, of course.

Ladies.

Pinch me, am I dreaming or is this actually happening?

Ah!

For a delicate flower, you are stronger than you look.

It's all the espresso.

Goldy and Marla, you guys.

It's been forever.

Katie!

I thought that was you out there.

So you're a bridesmaid

Maid of honor, actually.

Wow.

I guess I didn't realize that you and Jess were friends

in high school.

Yeah, we kept in touch even though

we went to different state colleges, but we're BFFs now.

Crazy, right?

Well, you look great.

How are you?

Never better.

- Here you go, babes. - Oh, thanks hon.

Goldy, Marla, this is my boyfriend Ray,

and Sterling's best man.

These are my old high school friends.

Minus the old part.

So did you guys meet in San Francisco?

Born and raised.

I was classmates from Sterling in college and Katie had just

broken poor Sterling's heart.

Oh, please.

You love that you got the girl.

Guilty.

I'm a lucky man.

And is that when Jess and Sterling

started seeing each other?

No, that was way after that.

They reconnected at one of our house parties, right babes?

Yeah, yeah, just after she and Tom got divorced.

She'd been living in San Francisco for a few years by then

and we were hanging out.

Ray and I invited her over.

She and Sterling reconnected and here we are.

Hey Ray.

Sorry ladies, there's a 30 year single malt calling.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, let's all grab lunch after the wedding to catch up.

That would be great.

- Yeah! - Have fun!

Ah, what a cute couple.

Don't you hate being single at these things?

You'll always be my plus one.

Man, these are so good.

You're liking those, aren't you?

I'm loving the parsley chips.

She's perfect.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much, it's such a beautiful spread.

Oh, you're welcome.

Don't you think, Laurence?

Oh, yes, yes.

Nothing too good for your daughter.

Loving these beef sliders.

Actually, they're bison.

Bison.

Per the bride's request.

Of course they are. Well, I better grab a couple of more.

Get my money's worth.

There you go.

He's accepted Jess as his own.

She looks so happy, doesn't she?

With her band of besties.

Well, I think it's really nice

that so many people have found love a second time around.

Can I get a scotch, neat?

Chester, taking a break from

all that wheeling and dealing.

Work can wait.

Tonight is all about sporting Jess.

Right.

Doubt it all you want, Jess and I make solid partners.

We've got big goals for Whitetail.

I don't doubt Jess's sincerity.

I doubt yours.

While she's distracted planning this wedding,

you're quietly trying to poach her high end clients.

What you talking about?

I'm onto you.

And as soon as this wedding's over, Jess will be too.

Man, this is busing.

Oh, I gotta talk to Tommy.

Hey Katie.

Well, hello.

Hello, hello.

So good to see you.

You too. You too.

- Have a seat. - You look great.

Thank you.

I really appreciate you coming, Tommy.

Well, I appreciate the invite.

Take a picture mom, it'll last longer.

What?

No, see, I was, I was, you see back there?

I was just trying to make sure that the waiter was,

you know, doing the thing.

Uh-huh.

Anyway.

Um, I'm headed to Charlotte's house.

Her mom's here.

Oh, okay.

I love you.

Text me when you get there, okay?

Tell Charlotte's mom. I said thank you.

Okay.

Oh, shoot, man!