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President Conrad Dalton's inauguration is only one day
away, but he's still facing a legal challenge
to the legitimacy of his win.
Governor Sam Evans filed a lawsuit
against the state of Ohio for allowing Dalton
to be put on the ballot,
citing a little known anti-lobbying law called
the Vasey Act.
Today we've learned the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals
has agreed to hear the case.
If the court rules
in Evans' favor,
it could not only revoke Dalton's presidency,
it could spark a constitutional crisis
that would shake the very foundation
our government was built upon.
What's shaking the very foundation now?
We begin our team coverage in...
The Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals
has agreed to hear Evans' case
against Ohio.
Unbelievable. What are they thinking?
Are they really gonna uphold some obscure law from 1893?
We'll find out.
Oh, hey,
here's something weird.
I got a call from the CIA.
They want me to come in for an Ex Post Facto Re-debrief
regarding Black Dog Station.
Well, I was in the CIA for 20 years
and I've never heard of
an Ex Post Facto Re-debrief.
When they shut down the operation down
they called it a "hotwash."
Now they want to get me debriefed.
Why does all their terminology sound like
something that happens in a nursing home?
Baby, you okay?
Yeah. Why?
When you get anxious you take it out on your clothes.
Evans is naming me specifically in the lawsuit.
He's accusing me
of making overtures to influence Ohio state senators.
When I did that NFL thing
in Ohio,
I also took some legislators out to dinner.
Applebee's.
That's where they wanted to go.
I unduly influenced them with potato skins and hot wings.
Look, I think the only reason they're hearing the case
is so that Evans can't cry foul.
They're not gonna
upend all of American politics over this.
Well, either way,
the whole thing is putting a damper
on the inauguration tomorrow.
Hey, guys. - Hi.
- Are you cleaning out your closet? - Maybe.
So this is a good time to talk about
what you're wearing to the inaugural ball?
As good a time as any, I guess.
A stylist is gonna bring some gowns
to the office and I'm gonna choose from those.
Really?
Can I come?
Oh, you can do better than that.
You can choose for me.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
Can I also blog about it?
Blog your heart out.
You're the best.
I'll come to your office right after school.
Okay, my mood is starting to turn around a little bit.
- Wow. - Hey, you're looking very
young DC professional
poised to take over the world,
with just a dash of girlish charm.
Well, that is exactly what I was going for.
Oh, that's right.
It's the first day of your internship with Russell Jackson.
Are you excited?
- With just a dash of terrified. - (chuckles)
I still can't believe he offered me the job.
You saved the guy's life, I think he felt
it was the least he could do.
He's really scary, though.
Oh, trust me, there is way more bark
than bite with him.
And that was before the heart attack.
I mean, he's just coming back from
a three-week whale-watching cruise.
If that doesn't mellow you out, nothing can.
Oh, Lord.
Inauguration week is really getting to Blake.
- Bye, guys. - Bye. - Bye, Dad.
Hi, Blake, everything's good,
I'm just on my way to the office.
Whoa, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Blake, I thought we talked about decaf.
What...
Gifts?
Wow.
You weren't exaggerating.
Yeah.
Sorry for sounding overwhelmed
and possibly even a little nudgy, it's just
I can't move any of these until you sign off on them.
Then they have to be processed by the Protocol Gift Unit
and-and catalogued
by the National Archive.
And there's a room on the third floor that looks like
Ali Baba's cave.
It's okay.
We'll get through it together.
No, we won't.
Now I have to go to the Port of Baltimore
to sign for a gift from
Byambyn Sendoo, the Mongolian minister of education.
Why do you have to sign for it?
They wouldn't say.
They were being very Port Authoritarian.
All right, look, you, uh, go sign for the gift,
and I'll start signing off on these,
and-and we'll just think of the whole thing as...
an adventure.
Adventures in hell.
I'm sorry.
Madam Secretary, I will course-correct
immediately. You know,
it's good to be the winner.
- These are the spoils of victory. Yeah.
I mean, unless the Sixth Circuit Court
finds in favor of Sam Evans.
Then we have to send it all back.
Hmm?
Go.
Drive safe.
- What? - Just for that,
- you're gonna help me sort. - Awesome.
Oh, boy.
- What's that? - It's nothing.
Go, go.
Sort.
Uh, what are the categories?
Uh...
Don't worry about it, my dad's a hoarder.
I'll figure it out.
Oh.
Russell.
Welcome back.
How are you feeling?
Top-notch.
So... the cruise was great?
The cruise was excruciating.
Three weeks of watching
what's left of the glaciers float past
and trying to catch a glimpse
of a whale.
Damn leisure time is gonna kill me a lot faster
than my arteries.
Well, it's nice to have you back.
Jumping right into the fire, no less, with this Evans debacle.
We thought you might want to lend a voice
to our strategy session.
Figuring out some way to derail this lawsuit.
I'm not sure where there's much room to move.
We can't influence the court.
No, but we can put them under a spotlight.
Launch a press campaign pointing out the lack of precedent,
lean hard on the court's obligation
to consider the stability of the country,
the sanctity of the Electoral College.
Of course, that approach relies on appealing
to people's higher nature and...
you know how much faith I have in that.
Or we can try to influence Evans.
Who doesn't have a higher nature to appeal to.
He might be able to listen to reason, and...
as the aggrieved party, he can withdraw the complaint.
We can remind him that if he persists,
he won't only be burning bridges in Washington,
he risks burning down American democracy in the process.
: Okay,
y-you guys are really gonna make me be the one to say it?
The oppo research.
What happened to being a knight?
The painkillers have worn off.
And they've upped the game.
This is isn't about trying to influence an election anymore.
Election's over.
This is about dissuading someone
from blatantly abusing the court system
to change the results.
Look,
i-it's not even as dirty as it sounds.
The guy has the gene for early-onset Alzheimer's
and he didn't disclose the genetic testing
with the rest of his health report.
Now, who knows, maybe the voting public wouldn't care.
But they had the right to know.
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