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Hey guys, what's up?

I'm in the North Strand Forest in Minnesota, where

the whole Tommy case went down four years ago.

Remember?

On August 11, 2021, they found a body of that face man?

It was gone.

And the autopsy said animals did it.

Like, you know, foxes and birds.

But why just the face?

Like, can someone explain that to me?

I'm pretty terrified.

Like, just the noises I'm hearing while I'm

hiking around here coming back from over there.

There's a camera all over the place, like, this hunting cam here.

I'm getting real close to figuring out what happened, guys.

Like, who and what ripped off his face?

This is exactly where they pulled the body out, okay?

I've investigated and I've dissected the photos I found online.

You want to know where?

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Charlie?

Charlie?

You scared me.

Oh, no.

Did we do that?

Oh, my God, our little cutie neighbor.

That kid has got some pipes, huh?

It's like a mix between a seal and something spooky.

This is spooky.

Well, you've got to go up and sing him a lullaby, that's the decision.

No, no, absolutely not.

Yes, you will.

Hey, come on, I'm cold.

Just throw me a pillow.

I'm your pillow baby, memory form, ergonomic, orthopedic, and it comes with

this hairy pillowcase.

Siri, put on some post-dinner course music.

Charlie?

Yeah, babe?

Were you careful?

Well, difficult to say, and all the heat of the moment, pleasure, passion.

Anyway, you've got an IUD.

What are you worried about?

There is still a slight risk.

Can you know that?

Relax, Alice.

There's not going to be a little charlie.

No charlie junior.

No charlie the second.

No charlie the third.

The fourth.

No charlie the great.

No charlie the awesomeness most beautiful baby.

The world has ever seen like his mom, who's the most beautiful I've ever seen.

Hey, I know you're going to tell me I left like a thief in the middle of the night,

but I swear to God it's nothing to do with your apartment.

I love it.

It's just you were sleeping so deeply.

I didn't want to wake you up.

Oh, and again, sorry about your upstairs neighbors.

Thanks for coming this quick, Alice.

Of course.

It started this morning.

She attacked me and ate her own puppy.

What?

All three of them.

I never saw that.

Where did he last see?

Last night, I think.

Did you find his vaccination card?

I've got to look in the office.

Did he fight with another dog or get bitten?

I don't think so.

Hey.

Can you step away for a second?

I'll be right there.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm going to put this down, okay?

I'm putting it down.

See, I'm putting it down.

Good girl.

Good dog.

No, I'm not going to hurt you.

Hello?

Yes?

Ah.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

We've begun our descent to Minneapolis International Airport.

Should be cleared to land within the next 10 minutes.

Hope to get you all on the ground at 15.

Hope you've enjoyed your flight with us today.

Until next time, be safe.

It's Charlie.

Probably safe in the world or looking for my keys.

Leave a message.

I'll call you back.

Sorry to tell you this on the phone, but I had to leave urgently.

I should be back tomorrow.

It's just...

I'll explain everything as soon as I can call you.

Just have a seat.

Some local kid called in.

He spotted her with his drone after she fell in the garden.

When was that?

It's about a week ago.

We're still waiting for the full autopsy results, but

apparently she was suffering from dilated cardiomyopathy.

When did you last speak to her?

We didn't really talk.

Can I see her?

I see.

Well, we don't have the cause of death yet, but when the coroner is done,

you'll be able to take care of your mom's body.

I want to see my mother.

I'm afraid that's not a good idea.

You know, there's a lot of wildlife right here.

The minute they find something, they just...

They've got a lot of animals in their arms.

Man, her daughter apparently.

She had another flip out?

Yeah.

Oh, please.

Hurry up, we still got four calls at the analyst morning.

Okay, bye.

See you later.

Done?

Can I get my license back?

Since you're not the owner, we have to do a follow-up.

I didn't know that your mother had a daughter.

Okay, can I move?

What?

What?

Alice,

where the fuck have you been?

My mom died, Johnny.

She... I didn't even know you had a mom.

Fuck.

I'm sorry.

Since you never talked about her, I thought something had happened.

No,

I just said I can't find them.

What do I do?

Yeah?

Thursday?

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's do that.

Okay, thank you.

Voting identified.

Flight, mini ambulance to Washington, D.C.

departing tomorrow at 9 a.m.

Confirm change.

Yes, move it two days later.

Searching, available flight.

Two days later, departing at 10 a.m.

change fee at $50.

Confirm.

Yes, confirm.

Flight change, confirm.

The solitary and discreet bird, the cuckoo builds no nest, no home.

Never leave her alone.

You've reached Officer Peter Jacobson from the Big Falls County Police Station.

Please leave your message.

Yes, sure.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

James Houston.

Oh my God.

Whoa.

And let's see here.

Eastern password.

June 29th, 19...

We're staying on the floor a.m.

September 3rd, 1999.

Well, we had sex.

We went all the way.

And then it's party.

I mean, I guess I should eat when drinking fast, but I want to drink and then I can't.

Hey, babe.

It's Charlie.

Remember me?

Hope you're okay.

Just wanted to say that everything is cooking here.

Uh, I don't miss you at all.

Uh, we are holding book tonight, so I'm going to go home and paint

something and watch it dry and then go take a bubble.

Thursday?

That's great.

Perfectly.

No, no funeral.

I want this over with as soon as possible.

You need to be careful.

Questions?

Okay.

See you Thursday, then.

Shit.

You will always be my little princess.