9-1-1: Lone Star

I don't want any surprises out there today.

"9-1-1 Lone Star," all new Mondays.

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It all comes down to this.

The next 60 seconds are critical.

There can be no hesitation.

No second-guessing.

Are you ready?

It's a word game.

There's gonna be second-guessing. And third guesses.

I'm just making a point, okay?

I'm sure you'll do great.

Judd, tell 'em how much we up by.

We're up by nine.

The Ryders are up by nine.

Nine words in a minute?

Okay, well, we should change the name of this game

to " Mission Impossible," then.

Are they always like this during game night?

Insufferable? Yeah. Yes.

Crush them, please.

Please. Please crush us.

I got this.

- Please, please. - Right.

- Ready? - Okay, let's go. Okay.

Have fun with that one.

Okay, TK's fourth birthday.

Bronx Zoo. Second cutest animal.

- Meerkat. - The third cutest.

- Aardvark. - Yes!

Okay.

Famous American outlaw.

Al Capone. John Dillinger.

- Jeff Goldblum. - Okay, no.

Bruce Springsteen's most underrated ballad.

"Ballad of Jesse James." Jesse James.

Yes. Yes! Yes. Okay.

I am terrified of...

Male-pattern baldness. Bacne.

Rachel Maddow. Pennywise the Clown.

Yes, yes! Score it. Okay, good.

Leningrad. Carrot Top.

Squash ball. Molly Ringwald. Marianas Trench!

Yes!

- How is this possible? - Wait, wait, wait.

No, we are experiencing a full-on mind meld here.

- Come on, just one more. - Okay.

One more. You got this.

Okay, beautiful place in France.

- Paris. - That we never got to.

Riviera!

No, no, no, no, no!

That ain't fair.

- Whoo! - That ain't fair. No.

Is it because you have been dethroned?

Because they've been married so long,

they have an unfair advantage... it's obvious.

I'm pretty sure we've been divorced

longer than anyone here's been married.

Which is why they never stood a chance.

Wait, I don't follow.

I don't really understand either.

What, you think you know each other

when you say "I do"?

Forget it.

You really start to learn who someone is

when you are sitting across the table from them

in a deposition carving up your life savings.

And you know how their mind really works

and how cunning and ruthless they can be.

Wow. I'm blushing.

No, but I mean,

divorce has been better than couples' therapy for us,

'cause when we were together, we were miles apart.

Now we're not together, and we've never been closer.

So I think there should be a term for it.

Somebody should come up with a term for people

who are better together not together.

There is a term for that.

It's friends with benefits.

Who wants to play Scattergories?

Right? That's a good idea.

Girl, I got you. Yes.

Let's go, Marj!

Get off!

That's it.

- Let's go! - Ooh.

Ooh!

Let's go, Marj!

Come on, ref! What are you, blind?

How do you miss that elbow?

Wait, here it comes, here it comes.

She's about to bring the pain!

That's my girl!

Yeah! Go, Firefox!

- Yeah! - Good job, six!

Go, Firefox! Yeah, Marjan!

Whoo!

Looks like Marjan's got a fan.

Whoo!

Guys, enjoy.

Thanks.

Hello.

What can I get for you?

Three IPAs, a mineral water, and an iced tea, please.

You're thirsty.

Only four of those are for me.

I've seen you here before, right?

Yeah, were you here the night

that Kitten Crusher got impaled?

I was one of the firefighters that responded.

Firefighter. Sign me up for the calendar.

And his boyfriend is a cop.

Cool.

Well, that was aggressive.

I think it's the atmosphere.

But I do like people to know you're mine.

Well, then I think we should come here more often.

Maybe we should.

Thank you.

She come out yet?

Not yet.

Feels like maybe we aren't the only ones waiting for her.

I keep telling her to make her social media private.

You don't get three million likes by being private.

Or creeps showing up after your games.

You think he's a creep?

Marjan.

What do you think?

How did you know I'd be here?

Instagram.

Surprised?

Hey, Marj?

Everything good here?

Yeah. Yeah.

These are my friends from work, Paul and Mateo.

This is Salim.

So you know this guy.

Only our whole lives.

You Marjan's brother or something?

Salim's my fiancé.

Hi, guys.

How's it going?

Marjan got engaged.

What?

No way.

Congratulations.

So when did this happen?

When we were 12.

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.

If I could have your attention for just one second.

Then you can get back to drankin'.

I'm Drew.

I'm Jeff's best man.

You may recognize me from the wedding just now.

Jeff and I have been best friends since third grade.

We've shared everything.

And now I get to share in your greatest joy.

You found a really great girl in Kelsey.

You're just lucky you found her first.

Kelsey

you know, I've never seen Jeff so happy.

I really do love you for loving him.

We love you, too, brother.

You know, seeing the two of you together makes me...

Makes me...

Makes me.

I'm so...

My God!

But is it even legal?

I mean, 12 years old?

Doesn't that make you, like, a child bride?

They're engaged, not married, Probie.

You do realize that half the marriages in the world

are still arranged?

I did not know that.

But, like, you don't even get a say?

It's not like my parents drew his name out of a hat.

Our families have known each other

since our grandparents immigrated here.

We have similar values. We're a good match.

We were babies together.

That almost makes it weirder.

You know, you should probably stop talking now, Probie.

Can he, though?

From what we can tell,

only the guests who had fish got sick,

though I can't say we got

a lot of compliments on the chicken either.

Score one for red meat.

What are you thinking? Salmonella?

Not if it all came out of the same kitchen.

Scombroid poisoning... Improperly stored seafood.

Nancy, radio dispatch.

Tell 'em all RA units need to bring

as much Zofran, saline, and Epi as possible.

Captain, can I borrow a few hands?

Marjan, Mateo, Paul, assist the captain.

Help! Help, please!